Tyler Perry's Assisted Living

- Take a look around. - I wanna talk to you

about this place. - Don't you see the potential?

- Do you think it could make some money?

- Me and your grandma was happy here, boy.

- Didn't a whole bunch of old people die here?

We really loved doing the sex.

- If I had to stay here, I would just die.

- Grandmama... - Baby!

She cannot be serious.

- You just left us here. - I was working.

- Am I missing something? - You did spend my inheritance.

- What you gonna do about it? - Calm down.

- Put your fists up, you little . Hit me!

Grandma.

Oh, oh, I think I just killed my grandpa!

Did... did you talk to him?

Yeah.

Okay, what'd he say?

Uh, eh, uh, "Ouch."

Ouch?

Ouch?

Ouch?

- Hey, uh, uh, kids, I need to talk to your mom.

No, no, please go on.

- No, no, no I mean, like, I need you to leave.

Dad, this place is creepy.

- Uh... the two of y'all just stick together, okay?

- How about we all stick together on our way

back to Chicago?

Just go, go, go.

- Get your black ass out of here, children!

- Okay, but if we never return...

We shall overcome.

- What kind of parents are y'all?

Ooh.

Real ones.

Now get out of here!

We have to be adopted.

Okay, what'd he say?

- I... I can't... I can't believe it.

This is fine, it's fine.

- No, no, baby, we got a problem.

See?

I got you 'cause I've been doing some thinking, honey.

Look, if we clean up this place and paint

and everything, get those cobwebs down...

- And baby, we can get some drapes...

- Baby. - Not the expensive kind

'cause I know we ain't balling like that.

- No, no, no, no, you're not listening to me.

We gonna need more than encouragement,

we gonna need bail!

Why? What's going on?

We got a problem.

- No, no, no, no, no problems right now.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes problems right now.

- See, I was thinking we could put an ad out

for some workers, right?

Leah!

- Okay no, that's right we need tenants first.

We need tenants. We gonna get some tenants.

- Leah! - No, you know what?

Chicken, egg, all that little thing right there,

I got it, baby. Okay, you right, you right.

So we just gonna...

You are not listening to me.

- Baby, I'm listening, but you're choking me.

You're choking me. - Okay, my bad.

We'll save that for later. - Okay, thank you.

- Okay. Alright, listen, listen, listen, listen.

- Huh? - We have a problem.

Okay, what is it?

I killed my grandpa.

I killed my grandpa.

I thought he was gonna be my paul bearer

with that, with that hook.

And now I got to carry him.

Yeah, you do.

- Okay, now what... what did you say?

I killed my grandpa!

Dad?

Not now, son.

Told you.

- I'mma miss y'all face when I'm in jail, son.

Not now, not now.

Listen, right?

We need to talk to you.

Go on back to where you were.

What's wrong with him?

Are you okay?

- Look, hey, look, man, look, this ain't the time, okay?

Y'all take y'all black asses down there.

Somewhere, get out my face!

- Um, look at their faces, they look worried.

- Them little money-snatchers always look like that.

Excuse me?

- You guys are parents of the year.

Do you wanna see another year?

I'mma kick your ass!

He's turning into Grandpa.

- You see his hands, the hook coming.

- It's this place, it's doing something.

- Look, you're gonna wanna hear this.

- Okay, what is it? What is it? - Go and tell them.

- What? You tell 'em. - No, you tell them.

Hey, hey! Somebody tell me.

- The car is... the car is outta gas.

Boy, that ain't an emergency!

I'm talking about prison, he talking about

running out of gas. - Yup.

- Hey, uh, do you know what he's talking about?

- Prison? Prison? - He's not okay.

His eye's doing that thing.

Look at Mom. - Okay look, we just...

- Oh, he twitching. - Oh, twitch, twitch.

- Stop it, okay? We just put gas in the car.

- That was until your daughter got in the car

to charge her phone with the AC on.

- It's hot in Georgia, what are you talking about?

- It was the only place with reception.

And now we're stuck here.

Is it completely out of gas?

It's on D.

What?

That's lower than E.

- Okay, okay, alright.

We'll get some more gas, it's fine.

From where?

- You know what? It was a gas station about...

Baby, where was the gas station?

- I don't know, this ain't the time

to be asking about gas.

We talking about prison.

- I think it was about five miles back.

Okay, yup, and so then we can get a gas can

and you and your lovely sister here

can walk and get it.

Walk?

Do you see these hills?

- Girl, do you see the look on my face?

- It's the look again, it's the look, same look.

Not cramps, the other one.

We can take Uber.

Oh, okay, you smart now, huh?

- Listen, I will get the gas, okay?

Please, just get the hell out of here, please.

Go.

Crazy eyes wants us to go.

Yeah.

Stay calm.

- I killed him, I killed him. - No, no, no, calm down.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Baby, calm down.

Yup, breathe.

Smell the roses.

Blow out the candles.

Baby, I smell weed.

And I'm blowing out my Grandpa.

Did you not hear me?

Baby, okay look.

So, I know you jump to conclusions, a lot.

What do you mean?

Baby, you said you killed your grandpa.

Yes, I did.

And why are you laughing?

You did not kill him.

- Yo, it's not funny. Yes, I did.

Okay, okay, okay.

You think I'm kidding.

How?

We were boxing.

Jeremy.

It wasn't my idea.

You were boxing him?

- He stepped to me, I had to defend myself.

The man is 87 years old.

- I don't care, I knocked his ass out.

Jeremy!

- No, he started hooking me and hitting me.

And you hit him back.

Yes.

Yes. And he has brittle bones.

- And when he hit the floor I heard all of 'em.

Crunch.

Crunch?

Yes, crunch.

- But wh... what... what do you mean crunch?

Crunch, like the Captain.

Or like them three little elves: Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Where is he?

In hell.

Where is his body?

In his room.

Did you check on him?

I couldn't.

Why not, baby?

'Cause he flew over the couch.

What the hell?

You hit that old man that hard?

He hit me that hard.