Grey's Anatomy

At the height of the Great Depression,

Harvard scientists started tracking students

in hopes of discovering the key to a long and happy life.

Luna's waking up so early these days.

- We should get some sleep. - Yeah, we should.

They looked at participants'

mental and physical health over 75 years.

It is the longest study of happiness to date.

Seventy-five years, and all they did was confirm

what we've known since the beginning of time.

The most powerful predictor of health and happiness

is the quality of our relationships.

Are you still awake?

Strong relationships protect us.

Don't give me that look, Grandpaw.

Loneliness on the other hand...

I'm talking to a cat.

Can be deadly.

So the cycle repeats.

After my choices...

- Uh, you... - No, you go.

All right.

- Thanks. - Sure.

- You didn't get any sleep either. - Nope.

Should we change the locks?

You wanna lock out one of the chief residents?

Yasuda has a van. We're already not

allowed in the OR. What's Helm gonna do?

Hey, are we good?

You said you needed a minute. It's been a week.

Yeah. Just working some things out. I

can't really put a timeline on it.

- Okay, but if you wanna talk... - Oh, finally.

Someone had fun last night.

Hey, what happened to your ground rules and needing three full REM cycles?

Karma sucks, doesn't it?

Let's go! I can't be late. I've got a liver biopsy.

Say it louder.

I didn't mean that.

I... Okay.

Hey. Uh, please, don't put me on rectals.

You're getting nervous?

No... The interns should be nervous.

I know this job. I made this job.

Yeah, but times have changed.

This generation, they ain't afraid to push back.

I'd like to see them try with me.

Look, I'm just saying that you should

be prepared for this class to be different.

They're baby surgeons. Baby surgeons don't change.

They need structure, limitations and tough love.

- Right, Pru? Who's the boss? - You're the boss.

- See? She knows. - Why you make that girl do that?

- Here you go. - Thanks.

- That guy just wink at you? - Um, probably.

- Twenty years later, it never ends. - What do you mean?

What do you mean what do I mean? That's how we met.

Your first shift at Jimmy's. The guy who looked like Father Time.

He was hitting on you. I bailed you out.

I'm sorry I don't have an encyclopedic

memory of every guy who hits on me.

Well, how about an encyclopedic memory of meeting the man you love?

Who?

I'm kidding.

Now that I know that you're not into the whole monogamy...

- Don't finish that sentence. - Have you ever been in a throuple?

Do you remember when we were just colleagues

and didn't know anything about each other?

- Can we please go back to that? - Millin was in a throuple.

- I didn't say that. - Love who you wanna love.

Twenty bucks says that you're loving a new job before the year's up.

- Fifty says it's Griffith. - Wh... Why?

High risk, high reward. I need gas money. Millin, you in?

Can we all just shut up and focus on our jobs, please?

- Yeah. - You're late.

I stopped to get you the Mean Green.

Suck-up. Number one rule broken.

Get out of my space.

I don't know what their deal is.

Your days as surgical cowboys are over.

Our patients deserve well-trained surgeons which you decidedly are not.

You're going back to basics.

No more dodging protocols, no cutting corners.

If you wanna operate again, you will earn it.

Procedure logs.

You will complete every procedure to perfection

and get an attending to sign off.

Until those cards are complete, you will not so much as look at an OR.

- Ten IVs, 15 chest tubes? - Ten central lines? Doc...

Uh, Dr. Bailey,

- we appreciate what you're doing... - Suck-up.

But we're already cramming for the ABSITE exams, so...

Huh. Well, if it's too much for you, feel free to choose another career.

I hear that dermatology is nice. Wanna be a dermatologist, Dr. Kwan?

Didn't think so.

Schmitt and Helm have your assignments.

Okay. Kwan, Adams, Millin, take the pit.

Yasuda, you're with Ndugu. Griffith, you're with Schmitt.

Any chance we're going somewhere with a lot of procedures?

We get what we get, and we don't get upset.

Did your class ever have to do surgical bingo?

My class didn't screw up like your class.

All right. I'll put an order in for a repeat chest X-ray.

- How are you feeling? - Great.

Honestly, I am more concerned about Ms. Acharya and Mr. Jenkins.

Well, her biopsy was benign, and his echo got pushed to noon,

so your patients are covered.

Just focus on recovery.

- Yeah, doctor's orders, okay? - Oh, I just... I...

Oh, it's the ER. I'll check in later.

Okay. Yeah. I'm just... Can I... Um...

I'm here and ready to help.

I can remove chest tubes or...

Never mind.

Let me guess. Dr. Bailey's new program?

Well...

Listen. No procedures on the Chief,

and no trolling for them on my service,

so finish rounding and come find me.

Yasuda.

- I could use your help. - Yeah, of course.

Tuggle. Futrell. Are these specific techniques?

They're patients. I want you to check on them and report back.

Are you sure you should be working?

- It's only been a week, and I've got... - Procedure log. I know.

Okay. Mr. Tuggle is gonna need his pacing wires removed,

and Mr. Futrell, he's always pulling out his A-line, so...

- Oh, procedures. Okay. - Mmm.

And when you're done with those,

I have others.

Just use discretion.

Discretion is my middle name.

Actually, it's Elaine.

Uh, I'm on it.

All my life... All my life, I've wanted to be champion.

What happens...

If we could all just talk one at a time...

Please!

Okay. This sounds counter-intuitive,

but this is going to go a lot faster if one person speaks at a time.

Our family softball game turned into a bit of a bloodbath.

I cut my leg, and Allie and Billy need some help.

Yeah. I... I can't straighten my arm. That's not normal, right?

No, not really. What about you?

I don't know. It feels like I broke my back.

Make her the priority. She's carrying my grandbaby.

How about my broken nose? Charlotte fouled a ball into my face.

- Uh, who is Charlotte? - Me!

She's my other son's daughter. She's going to be this year's MVP.

- Oh, when pigs fly. - Okay, Millin,

let's get the Best family settled while I do their intake, okay?

- All right. Let's go. - All right.

Who actually needs medical attention?

Come with me. The rest of you can wait in the waiting room.

Coming through.

O-O-Oh, wait. Everybody move back.

Move back, please.

- Let's get him to trauma three. - John Doe,

looks to be in his 20s, found unconscious by Fisherman's Terminal.

No witnesses, multiple gunshot wounds to his chest and abdomen.

Systolic has been stable in the low 100s.

Received 2 liters of fluid and 200 mics of fentanyl on the way here.

All righty. On my count, everybody.

Ready? One, two and three.

Smells like Pike Place Market.

Order a type and screen.

I can't get through.

Whoo! That's a whole lot of Benjamins.

Dr. Griffith, will you please present?

Dante Collier is 33.

He's had right upper quadrant pain on and off for two weeks.

Presented to the ER this morning.

His labs showed elevated transaminases

with normal alk phos and bili.

Ultrasound confirmed cholecystitis.

He is scheduled for surgery today.

Soup to nuts, how long is this gonna take?

I need to feed my pumpernickel starter.

What's a pumpernickel starter eat?

Sorry. I am a surgical resident.

I-I keep textbooks in my oven.

I'm afraid we have to keep you here.

Dante's a baker. He owns Bread for This, the bakery.

Oh, their cinnamon rolls changed my life.

That's my baby.

You should come by sometime. On the house.

I'll tell the staff to look out for the handsome surgeon

who keeps textbooks in his oven.

Uh...

You know, my wife makes a mean corn bread.

Sweet or savory?

Oh, you kidding? Sweet.

We'll get you back to work as soon as we can.

Dr. Schmitt will be your lead surgeon. I'll be assisting.

You will?

Uh, he will, because I am your lead surgeon.

Griffith, go check on his labs. Please.

And do you want me to stop and see if.

Mrs. Ferry needs her wound vac changed?

Just the labs.