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Blood pressure's dropping.

We're gonna lose her.

Damn it, she's flatlining.

Come on, breathe.

Come on, breathe!

Nothing?

Time of death, 2:37 a.m.

Christmas Day.

I died!

I was dead!

I saw everything! I saw everything!

How you feeling?

You were dead for 37 seconds, you know.

I've never felt better.

She's just walking-- - Dory!

Dory! - Where is room 221?

We don't have time to look ourselves.

Excuse me, you all need to take it down a notch.

It's the holidays. People are trying to die.

Oh, my God, there she is.

Oh, my God. She looks awful.

Are you her family?

Yeah, we're all married to her.

Excuse me. - Excuse us.

Sorry, we're--

Hi, Dory.

Hi. - Hi...

Hi, guys. - Honey, hi!

Oh, sweetie, we came as almost as soon as we heard.

How are you doing? Are you okay?

I died.

No.

I died. It sounds so funny.

I mean, I just can't believe it.

Do you mean dead like when people say

"Okay, I'm literally dead"

or dead like you're literally dead?

No, Elliott, I was dead.

37 seconds!

It's on my chart.

But I'm so happy.

I mean I'm just so hopeful, you know.

It's like a huge well of joy

just--just bubbling up from within me, you know.

It's love. It's love.

Oh, and...

it is infinite,

but at the same time, there is no time.

You know, I can see the way you guys see me.

And it's so--it's so funny,

but it's all so true.

Wow. - Hmm.

Cool. What did you see?

I saw you.

Like, all of you.

And you were there, and you were there,

and you were there!

You were at my funeral.

And I was watching you.

You were all there for me. Oh, it was so intense.

Well, that sounds like a really cool dream, Dory.

It really wasn't a dream, Drew.

It was real. - All right.

You were really there.

I mean, it was like an alternate universe

where I--I--like, I stayed dead, you know.

And I almost stayed there.

But then I got a message,

but it wasn't in words.

It was beyond that.

I was being combined, you know.

It was like all of my sides,

like the different mes.

Just...

Like, I was just connecting things, you know.

Just, like, at, like, a million miles per hour, you know.

It was like past, present, future, love, love, love, time,

time, time, love, feature, time flying, fine,

fine, time, time. Love, love,

everyone, everyone, everyone, love, time, time.

And then,

all of a sudden I was told to go back,

because I had more work to do here.

Wow, yeah. - Mm.

And work is amazing.

Do you think you'll apply for jobs or?

No, I need you all-- come here.

Come here.

Okay, honey.

I need y'all to really hear me.

Life...

is so beautiful.

I mean, oh, my God.

You know, just like what a gift.

I'm just so grateful. We're alive.

We are all alive.

Mm... - Yeah.

That's--I never thought of it that way.

That's insane. - Yeah.

Well, we should probably go

talk to the doctor and just check in and see

when we can get you out of here.

Okay. - Yeah.

I'm gonna see also if we can get you

a little water for your dry little face.

- All right, girly girl.

Mwah. - Bye.

Bye. -

I do not wanna go back in there.

Life is beautiful? Like, no, it's not.

Look at how ugly everyone here is.

She died and imagined her own funeral.

It's like a level of narcissism that none of us can relate to.

But I don't think that's just narcissism.

I can be friends with a dead narcissist.

I cannot be friends with that. - 100%.

You guys, I think that we have

to think about this responsibly, all right?

I don't know if we can give her the type of help she needs.

Maybe we should actually commit her.

What?

Commit her to, like, a loony bin?

If that's not what crazy looks like,

I don't know what is.

Maybe she just finally snapped.

You know, I hate agreeing with you, Drew,

but I think honestly, you might be right.

I don't know if you guys remember,

but I was committed once

and you just check yourself out.

It's basically a hotel.

I think she needs, like, real help.

You know, like eyes on her at all times,

you know, like full blown. - Yes.

Can you imagine that person

just out in a restaurant or a state fair?

Guys,

what if she, like, hates us forever?

It doesn't matter.

All right, we have to do what's right.

And also finally get her out of our lives

once and for all.

Nursey, hi.

Can we forcibly commit someone to a mental institution?

Yeah, you absolutely can. It's called a 5150.

Is that something you'd be interested in today?

Yeah.

Whee!

Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

I'd wave if I could. Oh, bye.

Oh, wow, you're so beautiful.

Aw, I love you.

Thank you so much for pushing me with such good care.

Did we have a car in Babyfoot?

How did we get there?

Didn't we have a--like, we rented a car?

No, it doesn't matter. Insurance covers everything.

Guys, we did the right thing, right?

Yeah, absolutely.

She ruined our lives, like, ten times over.

Now we're never ever going

to get real good normal jobs ever again.

So true.

I wouldn't be some news clown if it weren't for Dory.

You know what? I don't want that

hanging over my head anymore. I'm quitting.

I'm gonna retire too.

It's the last time I'm ever gonna play Dory.

You know what, guys?

Sorry, actually, I'm gonna head that way.

I have something that I need to take care of

that's actually pretty huge.

What--El, what do you have to go take care of now?

Portia, will you just mind

your own goddamn business for once?

- I'm sorry.

I'm so tired. I love you.

Babes, El.

Well, I don't have a place to stay tonight.

If--if I could crash?

Yeah, you can come over, Drewbie, keep me company.

Oh, my God, what? - Hi.

I've been thinking and I think we can make it work.

No!

Don't get me wrong. Like, I wanna move on

and I wanna love somebody else.

But if I cut ties with Dory,

like, I don't wanna feel like

no one's ever gonna love or know the real me, you know.

Especially not anybody normal.

I gotta really be honest with myself about what I've done.

Yeah, we're disgusting, and we're cursed.

Yeah. Just feel like...

I don't know, nobody new is ever gonna love us.

So true.

No one is ever gonna understand this.

And it's like, "What?"

What are we supposed to do?

Fuck each other?

Yeah.