Dragon Ball Z (ドラゴンボールゼット)

On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

Mr. Satan was plotting to blow up Majin Buu

and become the savior of the world!

I'm not quite finished cooking

your dinner yet, sir.

But when his target returned

with a newly found friend in distress,

Mr. Satan discovered a compassionate side of Buu

and decided to make an appeal.

Why do you keep flying around, uh,

ya know, killing people and destroying all of our cities?

Buu was told to.

Watch football.

Anything as long as it doesn't involve destruction!

Hm?

Ah! I'm just kidding!

You can do whatever you want to the world!

Just don't hurt me!

Is to kill people a bad thing?

Yes, it is a bad thing.

Then no more.

Huh?!

You're not going to kill people any more?

Mhmm!

And you won't destroy any more cities?

Mhmm!

I did it!

I got this guy to change his ways

and I didn't have to throw a punch or blow him up!

Oh, Mr. Satan, you are truly the greatest!

But just as soon as Buu's heart

began to be softened by the love of his new friend,

tragedy struck when a deranged madman

ended the puppy's life in a senseless act of hatred!

Ohhh!

It was the end of a new beginning for Majin Buu!

Good heavens! This is terrible!

Who did this?

A Bull's eye!

How could they? Fools! It was just a pup!

I-I'm sorry, Majin Buu!

Hm! Hey! Yes, now I'm sure of it!

That's the World Champion standing next to him, all right!

I'm positive!

But what would a hero like Mr. Satan

be doing palling around with Buu?

Trophy hunting no doubt!

The same as us, my old friend!

But Mr. Satan's not getting the glory this time.

No sir-ee! That's the joy of Armageddon, Smitty.

Everyone gets their turn.

Fire!

Yeah! Hahaha! Yeah!!

I did it! Yes! The trophy is mine!

Remarkable! My word!

I've just stopped the world from ending!

Guess that means more time to have my fun! Ha, ha, ha!

Ah! Look! In the smoke! Someone's there!

Stop being paranoid, you old fool! Where?

There!

Huh?

What? I missed! But how could I...? I shot right at him!

He... He's coming! What are we going to do?

We're going to kill him, you fool!

Huh?!

Idiot! What the heck happened?!

I happened!

What? You! Darn you!

Go ahead! Pick it up!

Now it's your turn!

There! Hyaaaa!

You! How could you? It was just a little puppy!

You killed a little puppy!

You tried to kill us, too!

Heartless monster!

Poor guy! You didn't deserve this!

Majin Buu, quick! He's still alive! Hurry!

Huh? Buu come!

He moved!

Buu here.

Can you help him? Like before?

Buu try! Try help pup!

Yes! He's alive! Ha, ha, ha! You did it, Buu!

You did it! He's alive!

Buu do!! Buu do!

Buu do! Buu do! Buu do! Buu do!...

I don't get it, Dende. It doesn't make sense.

What's that show-boat Mr.Satan doing

hanging around with Majin Buu?

Well making friends!

Hey, maybe Buu will change if he has a friend!

Maybe we won't have to fight him after all!

Huh?

I don't like Mr. Satan!

But I don't want him to get hurt!

He's in grave danger!

That a boy! Get the ball.

Bring it back! Ah, good puppy!

Yeah! Aren't you smart! Yes, you are!

Ahhh! Buu finish house!

Oh, my goodness! What a work of art!

That's incredible, Buu! Really!

Buu make house like Bee!

Aw, you named him Bee?!

Buu pat-pat! Make house! Buu make room for you, too!

Oh, really? Thank you!

Look! House for Bee!

Hey! He likes it!

Okay, girls! Here we go!

One and kick and two and kick and three and kick!

That's it! Stretch it out!

Feel that burn! Keep it up girls!

Hmm?

Up, down! Up, down! Up, down! That's it ladys!

Now you're doing it! Okay, up, down, stop!

This is absurd! What a kook!

Heh? You know!

When people succeed, they're geniuses,

until then, they're kooks!

Huh?!

Look, I told you that the awakening process

would take twenty hours, didn't I?

And has it been twenty hours yet?

Well, has it?

Uh-uh.

Shall we continue?

Mhmm.

Now!

Huh?

Tell me a little about this Bulma lady!

I hope that she isn't too old now, is she?

Well, as long as she's got plenty of spunk left,

she'll do for me!

After being trapped in that sword,

I'll settle for just about anything!

Know what I mean? Hehehehe!

I know what you mean!

But don't you think we should concentrate on the task at hand?

Concentrate? How dare you!

What, you don't think a Supreme Kai can

attend to a small matter like this without losing his focus?

Concentrate? You're the one who needs to concentrate!

So, what's she like?

Well, she's very beautiful!

Hm? Oh! I see!

But you shouldn't be talking like this,

it's slowing down the process!

We must finish soon!

Yes! That way I can get my kiss!