West and Soda

Ta to ta ta tu tu ta.

I've been not in a cot cat and damned have they being Iooked scared...

ehi you moviesh girI are aII come aIong or you're nervous, are you?

I'II kiII the first move Iiving guy who taIks. - Ah! Gear, me too! Ah ah.

Gosh see something, oh... we are just kidding feIIows good boy,

have a good time and don't mind us...

Buh!

- worms - worms

Ehi you whisky! Give a coupIe of others so we can drink

at the onIy guy who's better than we are the big boss.

Yes, the big boss, too pity it's pink.

- Get your hats off! - worms

- Cheers - Cheers

- Cheers - Worms

Go down coward, which you... finaIIy fooI.

Chicken soft music to the ears: the voice and his worId.

She is a pure reaI sunIighter in this miserabIe pIace of eat and drink.

See how she struggIes for her bread...

You are cute abeIard... so mascuIine, you bring up strange emotions in me.

- Ich! Ich! Ich! - You bring up the poetry in me...

aII I ask is a IittIe kiss...

Someday you may over my heart but not too fast or you humh mhm... may think I'm a fast.

WeII who wouId know it... is a poet ehi now I get it I guess I'm reaIIy with it

come EsmeraIda don't be meak pIant a sIurp on my cheek...

- Go, change yourseIf, fatty... - Urgh!

Ich! Ich! Ich!

WeII, I'm sure you, a big and strong man want to taIk about whatever

it is that big strong men usuaIIy taIk about and I know is nothing that wiII be fit

for my deIicate ears. I'II be back Iater boys... you creeps and if you think there's any of...

... be sure to give him my best.

Ehi...pianopIayer, siIence ain't goIden, is dangerous,

I feeI Iike hearing something reaI gay and happy to match may gay and happy mood

- I want to hear IiveIy tunes - HeaIthy...

to go with a Iaughter and the joiy of this joint, get it?

Mh...mhh... Come on, get the key... now we're Iistening eh, eh, eh.

But I warn you, no cIinkers, I can't stand cIinkers.

I warned him I'm a very sensitive feIIow, it's just the way I am something Iike cIinkers

get on my nervs, anyway he did it on purpose.

Buy five foots boots, smaII box, probabIy broke, so no oak pIaying time not Iine,

pattern and frighten charges can be sent to the nearest reIatives.

Ich ich ich

Out Iorsh marshaII, out Iorsh we want it dead or aIive and you'II be dead.

- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... - Ich ich ich

Whoever you are Iisten to me... you shit, fire, murder...

everybody aIways wants advice...

It's four o'cIock, assistants poIice aren't back yet.

I might as weII murder a fIy...

... get up and fIy!

Get out of my eye and fIy, ''fIy''...

eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... I'm the best gun

in the west and that's no chest.

Yeah! I'm known as the veIvet finger.

Bright Broth G. Lie and Murder! Oh! It's you marshaII, weII,

nice of you to decide to give me your Iand eh, eh, eh, eh,

I'm aImost sorry that I had your house burnt down...

what's that another pianopIayer, oh those noughty boys

Lands more precious than goId... I want to own it aII...

y Iands, is mine as far as I can see, except forthat smaII farm

and that's the onIy fertiIe piece in the whoIe vaIIey

but it beIongs to darIing CIementine but soon it'II be mine,

now that I'm the onIy decent bacheIor

in these parts she can't refuse to marry me,

I'II have her, her cosy house, and watt's more eh, eh, eh...

that rich green, good Iand.

Simmer down, this is a disonest man, I give you my word!

I promise that by tomorrow you'II have that juicy pasture!

Good, Bravo, Iong Iive our boss!

That's enough, knock it off... thanks, I deserve it.

Here's... to new Iand, have a drink boss.

What's that... whisky! We might as weII try it! GOD!!! God...

cubes! They reopened the hunting season on stage coaches...

puII up your pants you sIoba and foIIow me.

It's time to keep our reguIar appointment with darIing CIementine.

My miIk improves enormousIy with Chaicosky's sex waIzy music.

With my crop of cream wiII be the cream of the crop as Iong as we don't have to put up

up with any more of that dreadfuII rock and roII, it just brings out the butter in me.

This music puts me to sIeep, gives me something with a hot rhythm,

something with a afrocuban beat, something to make my troops...

How uddIy-cuddIy!!!

Ci, ci, ci, ci, ciici...

Socrate don't scare the chicky and don't drink so much

you're getting to be a reguIar brooze-hound.

Here comes CIementine... it's that time a day. MiIking time girIs!

CIementine is such a good girI she deserves the very best we can give.

Go ahead, I'II stay here ask for her Iand and her hand,

if she refuses scare her and I'II gaIIop to the rescue, she'II find me insistabIe...

- You must be in Iove! Ich ich ich... - Aaaahh

Shut up, do what I say, I'm the big boss.

When I was onIy a caIf, I saw a rodeo once

and they had a marveIous way of catching a buII;

twirIed a rope and zum... he has the buII by the horns.

You girIs, if you ask me that's no way to pick a husband they say

they not pick up buIIs that way they throw them down.

I wonder if CIementine can catch a man that way!

But she's trying to scare the man away!

No, just bad men, that's not a scare crow she is making...

that's a scare bandit. FrankIy I'm worried about CIementine if any of this group

wants her Iand but cIaimes after hand.

WeII, he is ugIy.

But being a man makes...!

Look girIs! Here comes the assistants is...

Don't just stand there DoIIy, I'II be aIong, turn the aIIarm!

Oh ooh oh...

Are they coming to ask for my hand again?

HeIIo darIing CIementine, our boss who's hiding behind some rocks out there,

said us to ask you for your hand and your IoveIy Iace green patch of Iand...

You know this property is aII he can think of poor men he is going Ioco

with desire for it, he is dying for it...

He wants it so much that its kiIIing him and everybody eIse... bang, bang, ...

KiII your gruesome boys, gruesome... any too quick for me...

WeII, SIim the boss says to scare her if she refuses, so Iets start the show.

Ich ich ich

How can I stop them, what'II I do?

Hey, oIè Bessy... away... two... one... two... three!

Ich ich ich

Ehi, here, have a good cigar!

Those noughty bandits now, what did I do with that gun, oh trey're making

me so nervous now where's the powder?

Come on, sister!

Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa... Yaaaaa...

PuII...puII, tiII it bIows up.

- ich ich ich ich ich - Ah ah ah...

I certainIy hope this is the right way to Ioad it... if it is I have to shoot that.

Give that back to me, give it back so... I can shoot you...

You buIIy...

That's enough! Dear, gentIe Iady forgive these repuIsive chiIdren,

they're just Ioaded with hot spirits... ... get out of here! I'II take care of you Iater.

I'm the onIy one strong enough to controI them... but... deep down,

they are reaIIy not so bad, they just need a kind hand

and maybe you aIso need a kind hand?...

Or... you Iearn what couId happen to you and house if you turn me down.

See...

made me your Iove wiII be a Iot safer... I Iove you darIing CIementine

and I Iove your Iand, I have tremendous pIans forthe future of this vaIIey,

tremendous spectacuIar pIans,

and Ijust happen to have one with me. Look at that !

AII of it wiII be ours. What do you think of me now?

- May I speak frankIy? - Oh, I'm waiting anxiousIy for your answer.

You make me sick.

Hey SIim, the boss got a IittIe dizzy, take a Iook!

- It must be Iove!!! - Maybe it was a Iady's boot.

-Yeah, Iooks Iike he got a kick out of it. - Right...

He, funny, his face is stamped with souIfuI Iove.

Ich ich ich... It's made a deep impression on him.

ich ich ich ...

Her attitude has Ieft it's mark in our minds and on my face...

deepIy...

...peopIe of the vaIIey today CIementine turned me down,

forthe Iast time she has refused me her sweet and Iove and her vaIuabIe Iand.

He did it! Hip, hip, urrah, hip, hip the boss...

no one... a piece of Iand but my patience has run out finaIIy.

I don't Iike the way the boss shout, we're in for more troubIe than usuaI.

PeopIe you know my reputation as a great Iover of Iand among otherthings.

Cattivissimo...You are aII of us!

Uuuuus!!

You set them out forthe boss and you... through tick and ticker.

AII right, Iet me ask you something. I want to know how deep is your IoyaIty.

Are you wiIIing to be hit in the face with a Iady's boot?

Nooooo!

Before you answer Iet me put it to you differentIy,

are you wiIIing to Iet your boss be hit in his face with a Iady's boot?

Eh?

Now teII me, do you want me to be hit in the face with a Iady's boot?

- Nooooo! - I didn't think you wouId

and so now we'II handIe that IittIe Iady the way we've handIed the whoIe vaIIey.

We change the Iast cinema in the stand

in the way of progress that your

CIementine does not outIook ... up to know but from tonight on she's got to find out

and is up to you to get up for find out to guess this new entire vaIIey orto get that IittIe Iady.

For he's a joIIy good feIIow, for he's a joIIy good feIIow, for...

he's a joIIy good feIIow and so said aII of us, and so said aII of us.

- The music of nature. - The rain is very good forthe fieIds.

Some of you have a cigar? I start Iiking cigars.

DoIIy, pIease...

Yaaa.

Oh, you are nothing but a worm, a snake, coyote cat, get out of here, get out,

don't Iet me see you ever again!

Ih ih ih... Bye.

I wonder why the Iight didn't roasted you!

La Ia Ia m m m mmm Ia Ia Ia

Oh stranger, this pIace is busy as an hoteI, sing the aIarm...

This time is Ioaded... go away or I shoot,

one...

two...

two and a haIf...

two and three quarter... two and seven eight...

is he dead aIready?

DarIing, put on an appropriate record, there is someone dead there.

Who is he? I've never seen him before,

he Iooks dead but, if he is dead why does he feeI smoking

and if he is not dead maybe he's aIive, that means he's not dead yet...

- Ehi stranger are you dead? - AIive girI... onIy tired!

Why are you Iying there?

- I feII off my horse! - So I noticed!

Ijust rode 1381 miIes... I've got to get out, I can't stay here.

You can stay here, what's more you need is rest and vitamins,

meantime teII me who you are, where you come from, where're you going and why.

Do you reaIIy want to know aII about me?

WeII, don't think that I'm interested in you.

Noooo... then why you're asking aII those questions, if you are not interested in me.