The Amazing World of Gumball

Can you hear that? What?

Yeah.

It sounds like the sea, but more purple.

What? No. You're right.

It's more like the sound of Christmas,

but, like, in a desert.

What does that even mean?!

Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone

Dropping into an ice cream cake.

Ohhh!

Darwin watterson is making a joke.

'Cause it clearly sounds more like a...

Yeah, we should probably just see what it is.

What's wrong, Mr. Small?

Oh, will this rain never end?

I don't think that's rain.

I meant the metaphorical rain in my soul.

I just realized

there is nothing fulfilling about being a teacher.

Oh, come on. I'm sure there's lots to like.

Hey, coach!

What's your favorite thing about teaching?

Watching the minutes tick by until the day I can retire.

Uh, miss simian?

For me, it's the excited pitter-patter of little feet...

Leaving my classroom!

Principal brown?

Free coffee!

What could possibly have made you all feel like that?

Children!

You see? I came here to shape minds,

challenge perceptions, and be remembered as

the single greatest teacher that ever lived.

Is that too much to ask?

Yes. I mean maybe.

I mean whatever Darwin wants me to say.

I don't want us to be the ones

to crush this poor man's spirit.

When I first came to elmore junior high,

I wanted to inspire troubled kids

from difficult backgrounds.

I don't suppose either of you

are in an illegal street gang.

He's in the synchronized swimming team.

Does that count?

I dunno.

Hmm? Uh.

Uhhh...

Eh.

Umm...

What the...? I mean, ask him to inspire us.

Couldn't you have just said that in the first place?

Please, sir, inspire us.

Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Oh, I have so much advice for you.

Nobody ever used to listen to me,

so I made these motivational quotes

you get on the Internet. Look!

Okay.

Right. Do you have any, like, um, beginners advice?

Sort of... Simpler, more kind of obvious ones that...

Make sense?

Hmm.

Follow your dreams.

Darwin, why are we doing this again?

In the dream, the naked leprechaun spoke backwards.

Again this doing we are why, Darwin?

I'm following my dream.

Last night, I dreamed that I was in this classroom,

and there was a naked leprechaun talking backwards.

Humiliating is this.

And I was wearing shoes made of cake.

And then the room filled with water,

and I saw two goldfish in the distance,

and then I rode all the way up to them

on Abraham Lincoln the goat.

Aaah!!

And then they offered me a nut for a jar of tuna.

A nut for a jar of tuna?

Backwards.

A...Nut for a jar of tuna.

Huh.

But then I woke up.

So, if I follow my dream to the end,

I'll get to find out what happened next.

Sense perfect makes this.

What?

Okay, so while we wait for the room to fill up with water,

I'll just climb on Abraham.

Aaah!!

Wait!

Ow!

So, how's my advice working out for you guys?

Aaah!! Ow!

Great! I mean, maybe cake shoes were a bad idea, but...

bad idea? Hmm.

Impossible!

There's no such thing as a bad idea.

What do you mean?

How would we have discovered milk

if someone hadn't looked at a cow's udder and said,

"I'm gonna drink from that."

Like I said, no such thing as a bad idea.

That's another piece of advice, isn't it? Aah!!

Mm-hmm. Thanks.

I don't think this is gonna end well.

Like he said, there is no such thing as a bad idea.

How would scientists have invented the quadruple bypass

if we hadn't first invented the quadruple cheeseburger.

I think you're missing the point.

And I'm not so sure about the name.

Chorus slide?

It makes perfect sense.

It's a way to travel faster through school.

Aaah!!

I don't think anything good is gonna come out of this.

How about that? We just created the robo-ulance.

Uhhh, is everything o...

We just...

we just wanted to say