The Escape

Subtitles by explosiveskull

A quickie before work, hm?

- Have we towels? - What?

- Towels. - Yeah, in there.

Uh, it's soaking wet.

I put them all in the wash yesterday. Sorry.

And they ain't dry?

They're in the tumble dryer.

I forgot to get them out.

I'm at work all day. I can't do the laundry and all.

I know.

Hey.

It stinks.

- Shall I wear that one? - Yeah.

- Sure? - Yeah, it looks nice.

I've got to look the part today

'cause he's coming in.

I know, you said.

I ain't getting very dry with this fucking towel, am I?

Want me to do that?

I've got a bad feeling about this meeting, that's all.

Yeah, chuck that on for us, would you?

Definitely this color?

Yeah, it looks nice like that.

Don't feel bad about it.

Can't go somewhere else now, can I?

No.

Alright. It's alright. I'll get the kids up.

Will you do the bed?

What one do you want?

Big spoon? Little spoon?

What's the matter, Ted? What?

You're not gonna eat your breakfast? Why?

- I'm making some. - Who went to the poo?

You do stinky, stinky, stinky!

- Come on. - No.

Come on, kids. Eat your breakfast.

I've got to get out.

Daddy's got to go to work.

- Bye, winkles. - Yum, yum, yum.

- Bye, you winkle. - Eat all your breakfasts.

- Come on, Ted. Come on. - No. No.

Otherwise you're gonna be hungry later. Come on.

Oh, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to.

Come on, let's get all our stuff together.

- Alright, see you later. - Bye, daddy.

Love you. Bye-bye.

Come on, let's go and say goodbye

to him at the window.

- Come on! - Quick! Quick!

Quick, say goodbye to daddy at the window.

Ready?

- You dropped it. - Where is he?

Where is he?

- Where is he? - Hello.

Hello.

Big eyes. Bye, big eyes.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Bye, Mr. Farty Bottom.

Bye-bye.

- Sometimes it crashes... - It crash into the bush.

Oh, no.

With all the spider webs.

Whoo! No, I didn't crash.

Let's cross the road here.

One way. The other way.

Gotta check, check, check.

Stop. Stop. Walk.

I know, it was really bad, wasn't it, earlier?

- Yeah, it's, um.. - Bye-bye, sweetheart.

Eat it. Eat it. Eat.

- We going in there. - We're going in there.

Good morning, Ted.

Why don't you come and find your little tag?

Come here. Which one's your name?

- There. - No.

No.

That's it.

And you too.

See you later. Have a good day. Bye.

- Bye. - Have a good day. Bye.

Here, Ted, will you give me a kiss?

What are these?

I think they are fans.

- They are fans. - They are fans.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

You've just woken me up.

- Sorry. - Why are you up so early?

I was gonna make a cup of tea.

Do you want a cup of tea?

No. Come here.

Hey. Come here.

Why?

Just be really quiet.

Shh.

Go on.

- I'm gonna pop out. - Okay.

- Need anything? - Um..

No. No, I'm good.

Where's, where's the kids?

In the kitchen.

And they're watching telly?

- Mm-hm. - Okay.

Lucky, ain't we?

Yeah.

Pretty special, innit?

Yeah.

Ain't like this for most people, is it?

We done alright. We done alright.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get some charcoal and a bit more booze, alright?

Okay.

- See you in a bit. - Give us a kiss.

See you in a bit.

I wish we had treats.

Babe?

Hey, what are you doing in here?

Hey. Moody?

Come on. This ain't like you, is it?

Looking like you're about to burst into tears.

Come on.

- Sulkin'? - I'm not sulkin'.

Sulking in the baby's room.

Where's my girl?

Where's my happy girl?

Come on.

We haven't done it in here, have we?

Have we done it in here?

We did it when we got the place.

- Mark. - Didn't we?

- No. - Come on.

Don't..

Mark, I don't want to.

Alright, I'm jokin'.

Don't.

Babe?

Why is it.. Oi.

Oi.

Well, you're proper, you're proper upset, ain't ya?

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Am I being a mug?

Oi.

You met someone, eh?

- Mark! - Eh?

I can't believe you've just asked me that.

I haven't met anyone.

I, I haven't got time to meet anyone.

I don't meet anyone ever.

I don't go out, do I?

- I don't actually leave. - Alright.

Uh, what? Who? Like the... the... the...

Alright, alright, alright...

The plumber guy that fixed

the dishwasher the other day.

Alright, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.

I can't believe you asked me that...

I'm sorry. I said I'm sorry.

I didn't mean that.

I'm trying to work out..

Look at it, look at it from my point, right?

It's Saturday.

It's my one of my only days off

and you're... you're cryin'.

It's a bit weird, isn't it?

I'm not seeing anyone else, Mark.

Alright, I didn't mean that.

I'm just trying to work out what's going on.

That's nice.

Are you coming back or are you just walkin' out of the room?

You've just walked away from me.

You've just walk, you've just turned

your back on me and come into another room.

I don't wanna be around you...

No, I'm trying to find out what is wrong with you.

Don't fucking walk away from me.

Don't.

No, I don't know why, but you would have thought

you'd bought a car like that, it would have