Stalkers

I've always thought of myself as a superhero,

saving lives,

but not the kind who wears briefs on the outside.

I have to be good at observing people,

so I can be there when there's danger.

What's a good superhero name?

Super...

Harry?

Shit!

Like this girl.

She's too pretty

to be walking alone at night.

Luckily, I'm here.

Tonight,

I will save you, miss.

I still have work early tomorrow.

I can't die now, I have so much to do.

Shit.

Just my fucking luck.

I don't want to die in such a cliche way.

It'll be embarrassing to be in the news tomorrow.

-This is a hold-up! -There.

Of course, I'll enter when you're in real danger.

So it's more heroic.

Nice.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hi, Miss!

My name is Harry.

I'll be your savior.

This is nothing! I just want her money. I won't kill her.

Do I look like a fool to you?

You coward!

Did he hurt you, miss?

I got strangled a bit but,

I'm okay. Yeah. It's nothing.

Do you want-- a hospital?

I can take you to a hospital.

- You look dizzy. - Oh, there's no need.

It's a waste of money.

I don't like wasting money. Do you? I don't.

Okay, um, I have work in the morning.

I have to go. I owe you one, okay?

You're welcome.

Good thing I was around, because if I wasn't,

you could have been, you know.

Don't go yet.

Stay with me.

Tell me you're glad that I came along.

No reaction?

Fine. How about this?

Want to go out for coffee?

The thing is

I almost died tonight, so

maybe next time?

Yeah. Next time. In a less dangerous setup.

What?

- I've got to go. Bye! - Alright.

Take care! I'll take care.

Take care!

That's it?

Don't you even want to know who saved you?

That's fine.

See you again, next time.

Hey girl,

I think I hear some people fucking.

Harry, you're so good.

Why did you take this long to fuck me?

Sorry, I was just so shy.

Oh shit,

I didn't know you were shy.

Fuck!

Lester,

log out.

Another fantasy?

When will it come true?

Harry, I need you to grant access

to the new usernames of trainees.

- Fuck, okay, okay! - English only, please.

- Fuck, yes, yes! - You look tired.

Maybe you should take a break already.

I'm okay.

Are you sure?

You look like you got fucked by ten horses.

Wait. Where do I wipe this off?

- Just put it on the table. - No!

Because you tend to forget. This is urgent!

Just get it!

Thank you.

Please do it immediately. It's urgent.

Oh. What a waste.

Enjoying yourself, Monica?

Oh, Paula,

when will it all come true?

I promise, I'll do great. Just let it happen once.

Just kidding. Of course I respect you.

I'll only do it if you want to.

Consent, you know. Consent.

Just let me know, okay?

I'm a bit shy.

Forgive me, Paula,

I fucked you in my imagination again.

But really,

my intentions with you are pure.

As for your angel figurine, I'll give it back.

It's not that I'm stalking you,

I just want to make sure you're okay all the time.

Paula I--

Didn't I tell you to fucking wait for me?

Enter the villain.

I just did my TKS and you were already gone.

Just get in!

Hurry.

How weak of you, Super Harry.

Remember, the weak have no place in this world.

The nightshift's exhausting.

It drains my blood,

- and kills the-- - You lousy ingrate!

- Enter the other villain. - And where have you been?

You left the entire house in a mess.

Can't you clean up?

You're so fucking useless!

I just got home from work, didn't I?

I work nights, Ma.

I pay for the lights, the water,

I buy the food,

I buy you your meds.

How can I do the dishes while I'm at work?

You didn't even clean up?

Sorry, Ma, I'll do them right away.

Well, duh!

So you'd be useful for once.

Fucking useless child!

What?

Now you're looking away?

- You're lucky I love you-- - Look at me when I'm talking to you!

You're so damn useless!

Ma, why do carry so many

pans?

What do you care if I've got a lot of pans?

I can hurl how ever many pans I want at you.

It's none of your business.

You never listen to me.

Why are you so slow?

You left the whole house in a mess!

Exactly like you are!

Look at yourself.

Hey, I'm talking to you! I'm not done talking!

You bastard!

Not only are you ugly as hell,

but you've also got a bad personality!

You're fucking useless!

You push me around while I'm talking?

Come back here!

Hey!

Hey!

Every superhero has a weakness,

and this,

this is mine.

You look more like a villain than a superhero.

Fuck.

Why does this one look weak?

Didn't I just say,

that the weak have no place in this world?

The weak get fooled, oppressed,

and stepped on like shit.

I'm sorry, goldfish.

I'm just saving you from the cruelty of this world,

to end your suffering.

I hope I can also save you from this cruel world, mama.

And you, Iris,

when are you going to unblock me?

This is starting to look like my personal diary.

Oh,

sorry.

Are you sleepy too?

Is it because there's no one else to talk to in IT?

And it gets really tiring on this floor.

Too many calls on queue.

I didn't even get to sleep well last night.

Why are you dressed like that again?

They keep saying: "It's not how she dresses,"

"but how perverted he is."

But I just can't help it, you know?

Are you even wearing panties?

You might get cold.

It might make you pee.

Paula, you're peeing? Don't--

Harry, your tumbler is overflowing!

Shit! Sorry.

You really are out of it.

Your skin's so fair, Paula.

We're meant to be, because I have light skin too.

Damn it, there's a new one.

Until when do you plan on being a punching bag for that asshole?

You need someone to save you.

You need me.

We need to talk.

- I won't allow this to-- - Article 25

of the company handbook explicitly states

rules against sexual harrassment