Samurai Jack

Long ago, in a distant land,

I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,

unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword,

stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck,

I tore open a portal in time

and flung him into the future, where my evil is law.

Now, the fool seeks to return to the past

and undo the future that is Aku.

At last, my quest has come to an end.

Not so fast, Samurai!

Aku!

Huh?

Your efforts are in vain, Samurai.

This gateway into the past is forever--

Huh?

Beyond your reach!

Oh! Oh! Uh! Ooh!

Poor Samurai.

Once more you fail!

As you lie smashed and defeated,

so lie your hopes of going home.

Till we meet again.

Sorry.

What sort of creature are you?

I man, like you.

I have never seen man fly.

I no fly.

Jump good.

Jump really good.

Yeah.

Can you teach me to jump good?

Tribe show me.

I show you tribe.

Tribe show you how jump good.

Tribe.

You are one of these creatures?

No. I man.

Then how...

They raise me.

They say long ago, I with other tribe.

Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving.

Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving.

They say I strayed from tribe.

Keep moving. Keep moving. Keep moving.

And so, I became new member of tribe.

And as you see,

all tribe jump good, so I jump good.

Yes.

Danger! Must hide!

Wha--

I'm sorry. That is not your food.

Leave here and you will not be hurt.