Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies (ギニーピッグ3 戦慄! 死なない男)

Hello everybody, I am Rick Steinberger.

Today I would like to show you a videofilm.

Recent development of science is marvellous.

However there are many mysterious things which we cannot explicate

even by the ultramodern technology. E. g., why the dinosaurs became extinct?

Why migratory birds travel many thousands of miles? Why UFOs do not show themselves

in their true colors to humans on Earth, although they've been observed many times?

Why there are different human races? No one can answer these questions.

Of course, not even scientists like us.

Today, I would like to introduce to you a most mysterious matter

for which we have no explanation. It was an unbelievable horrible

and cruel incident that happened to one ordinary person who lived in Tokyo.

Well everybody, let's have a look at the film together and experience

this dreadful story in all its reality as captured on film.

Remember I repeat again Reality as captured on film.

Oh, it hurts, it hurts, uh.

Excuse me.

What is this? How many times do I have to tell you?

I am not angry. You do a lousy job and the complaints of our clients are killing me.

Please leave me alone! It's too much for me.

You want to kill me? This is a bad joke. Do you have anything to say?

Say! Say something ! A bad joke! Say! Say!

Listen, I would like to go to the cinema or for a drive. Which do you prefer?

Whichever, as you like. -Shall we go to see "Chorus Line"?

That's a good idea. -Let's go to Ginza after.

I found a great place. -Did you? -Well, please do it then.

Ah, Hideshi! Please redo all of them. -All of them?

Yes, as soon as possible. -Excuse me, all of this, too, thank you.

What are you doing here?

No matter what.

Hello, it's me again. Even people who are graduate

from the same school have different abilities.

Some people can accomplish anything, others can succeed at nothing.

The main character of this story is a cheerful but ordinary student.

He succeeded in passing the tough entrance examination to the computer company

he had always dreamed of joining. But the work was boring and uninspiring.

In addition, his mind was starting to be disturbed by the very old and traditional

Japanese human relationship between employee and the company.

It was now affecting him physically and mentally.

He was absent from the company and locked himself in his room for four days now.

He left his room only once. What will happen with him?

We shall see in this film. Now everybody, let's have a look at it together.

What're you doing?

Dance! Dance!

Dance! I hold your head!

Ah, how stupid!

Taratta, ratta atta, dance of the rabbit.

Grandpa, Hideshi is absent from the company already for four days.

And absence without notice.

And he has not been fired?

There is no telephone call from the company.

Did his colleagues already forget him? Oh, how sad.

Don't say sad! Why is it sad? Shall we kiss grandma?

We didn't kiss for such a long time. Let's go! B-chu!

B-chu! B-chu! B-chu!

Ah, grandpa, its good! I didn't feel so good in a long time!

Feels good! I really forgot for such a long time.

It's me, I was forgotten!

I have cut my wrist!

What?

Bleeding has stopped. I feel no pain! Strange!

I feel no pain. Not at all. But why?

I really have cut my wrist.

No pain at all? Why? Look! Why?

Then I can do it?

Nothing, nothing happens at all! Why? My arms are cut like this!

But I feel no pain. No blood! I cannot die even if I bleed.

Am I a man who cannot die?

No! It is not true! I... I should die!

I should die! I should die!

Die! Shit! Shit! Die! Yell!

Why? It fell! What did I do?

Grubby?

No... I may be a real man who cannot die.

Immortal man? Strange but interesting.

It's sad. Can't I die really?

I don't want a body like that! I don't need such a body.

I! It's not a joke! I am no more ordinary member of mankind.

What will my father say? Ah! I want to die.

Oh it's tough. I'm hungry.

Oh no, I am dying. But not you?

Fool! Everybody is tired of it. You make me tired.

Manager Yamanaka! What kind of fellow is he? You see?

What is this? How many times do I have to tell you?

I am not angry. You do a lousy job and the complaints of our clients are killing me.

Please leave me alone! It's too much for me.

You want to kill me?

Go to hell my dear!

You know? How can I say this, it will not be of interest to a person without talent.

I am, you know, rather, what can I say, a person with great sensibility, no?

There are no attractive men in this company.

No men good for anything. I'll never marry a man who works for the company!

But I don't feel good in Japan, do you?

It's how should I say, the complicated human relationships?

Fools! What are you really?

Why don't you die! Now! Now!

No! What am I, a Zombie? Is it a dream?

I feel no pain! No pain, is it a dream?

Yes or no? Not a dream? What's happened?

1-1-0. No that's not it.

In this case, it's 1-1-9.

Emergency services. Fire or ambulance? -Hello!

I am a man who cannot die. -Cannot die?

May I have your name? -My name doesn't matter.

What happened to you? -I cut my wrist, but the blood...

my blood stops. -Good ! Are you ok?

Just as I was. Excuse me.

Then, what can I do for you? -I am sorry.

What shall I do? What can I do? Well, I'll call somebody!

I'll call somebody. Whom shall I call? Shimomura?

He will be frightened. Yoshida? Takiguchi may be good,

because he is a timorous man. Well, Hayashi. He has a weak back.

His back will get worse. Well, well, Takashima would be good, too.

Shall I call the Minato Ward office? The Tax office? Whom shall I call?

E-T!

You are fairly...