2 Lava 2 Lantula!

Where's the damn negotiator?

They said 10 minutes. 10 minutes?

They're all gonna be dead in 10 minutes.

Sir, I think we got company.

What the hell is he doing here?

I don't know. Son of a bitch thinks he's a hero now.

Well, he's gonna get us all ki--

Look out, Jack!

Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

Get down!

No, Jack! No!

No!

Jack!

Jack!

Don't leave me, Jack!

Don't leave me! Jack!

No!

No!

Nooooo!

Nooo!

Cut! Cut! No!

That's a cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

Are those the lines?

Is that the script? Give--

Colton!

Hey, man, are you okay?

I think I hurt my back.

You were so good, man.

I know why I quit acting now.

Yeah. Everything looked just fine to me.

You looked fine to me.

Let me rub that back for you.

Good job, Marty. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Let me rub that for you.

What happened to the scene?

What happened to the comedy?

Well, I changed a few things, kid.

You changed some things?

You can't do that. Were you gonna tell anyone?

Well, you know, I-- Wasn't working for me.

It might be a little too funny.

Yeah, it was too funny. Yeah.

Too funny? It's supposed to be funny.

It's a comedy. It's called "Clown Cops."

Yeah, well, my friend--

You came out of a pizza cop car.

My friend just got shot, Joshie.

It's a flesh wound. He lives.

Yeah. I mean, you seen the scene.

Have you read the scene? Have you read the script?

Yeah, I have, but my character hasn't.

You know, in my opinion,

it should be more serious, I think.

You think? No, you're not paid to think.

You're paid to act, I'm paid to direct,

and it's not going well.

I'm gonna have to tell the studio.

I don't want to have to tell the studio.

No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Joshie, no, no, no.

You know what it is? I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing.

That's the problem. I'm crashing.

Are you okay? Low blood sugar!

Whoa! Whoa! Chair!

Chair! Chair! Chair! Whoo hoo hoo!

I'm telling you, I'm no good-- Where's Kyle?

Maybe I need a salad or something. Kyle!

Kyle! Yes, Mr. West.

Kyle! Lips! Lips! Quickly! Quickly!

Well, okay. Kyle, where's that salad,

the kale salad from Lou's?

There was a problem, Mr. West.

A problem?

Your credit card maybe was declined.

Who knows? I don't-- What?

Um, this is very lovely.

Just go get some food.

Get your blood sugar into just a nice comfy place...

I need something. Thank you.

and then you come back here... Thank you.

and then read the freaking scene as scripted!

I promise. I pro--Ooh.

This is nice.

This is a nice sport coat.

Barney's? Where's this from?

It's from my grandfather.

It's beautiful, really beautiful,

lovely. I'm sorry I snapped.

It's okay. It happens.

Just read the scene. It's moviemaking. Okay.

All right, people, we're resetting!

Back to one!

I'll be better! I'll be better.

I swear I'll be better. What happened?

What happened with the credit card? How'd it get declined?

Well, there were several suspicious charges...

What? in Fort Lauderdale.

Fort Lauderdale? Who's in Fort Lauderdale? I--

Gee. Look, just call the credit card company.

Approve the charges.

Get my kale salad, and do s--

Wow. Wow, you're so muscular.

Yeah. Looks nice.

You're working out.

Sort of. Good. Okay.

Yeah.

I'm not.

Fort Lauderdale?

Fort Lauderdale?

Who said I was in Fort Lauderdale?

Your best friends, Amex and Visa.

Hey, will you pass me that mango colada?

Hey! Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not code name for a science book?

Mango colada?

No, it's a beverage.

Well, that's alcohol, and it's Friday.

I'm 21, and I'm parched.

Besides, we didn't have class today,

so we have a three-day weekend.

Some of us went to the beach,

so stop freakin' out.

I'm not freakin' out, okay? Look,

I'm supposed to be looking after you while your mother's gone.

How am I supposed to do that when I can't find you?

I'm not 10. I don't have to tell you everything.

Well, you know what?

You do, as long as I'm paying for it.

I'm fine,

and I don't need my stepdad babysitting me.

You're not checking up on Mom every day

while she's halfway across the world on some yoga retreat, are you?

Hey, you know what, Raya?

You're not your mother, okay?

And she had a very tough year last year.

You know that.

My mom's gonna be fine.

And, no, you're right. I wasn't there.

I was stuck in a library for 72 hours studying for finals week,

being responsible, which is why you can trust me now, Colt.

I do trust you, Raya,

and I know you could take care of yourself.

I know you're responsible.

And, Raya...

you can call me Dad.

My God.

My God.

My God.

Raya?

What just happened?

Nothing good.

They're here.

Lavalantula!

Run!

Watch out!

God! Raya!

Casey!

Casey! Raya!

Help me!

No!

Casey! Casey!

We have to go!

Hey, this is Raya. Leave me a message.

Bye.

Raya, call me back. It's your dad.

This is Lisa Johnson,

and I am here in the downtown district of Fort Lauderdale

after massive sinkholes all over the city

have birthed another wave of lavalantulas.

And almost a year ago to the day

where they first wreaked havoc on Los Angeles.

The big question on everyone's mind right now

is when will the military take action?

Or does Florida need Colton West?

This is Lisa Johnson signing off from downtown Fort Lauderdale.

I'm not doing this again.

Hey, did you feel that?

No.

Hey, man, this is not California.

Things do not shake like this in Florida.

Not outside of South Beach, anyway.

Are you all right?

Army helicopters, shaking!

I'm having a bad déjà vu.

No, you're not.

Were you on the phone with somebody?

Yeah, my daughter, Raya.

Where's she at? Fort Lauderdale.

Man, I heard that's where the epicenter of all this mess is.

Come on, Colton. What would Red Rocket do, man?

Where are those guns you were working on?

You okay?

This is a modified XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System,

specially designed to shoot armor-piercing 50-millimeter rounds

and my favorite, liquid-nitrogen bombés.

Ooh.

The Army likes to call this...

the Punisher.

And Swiss Army knife in the clip.

But with our modifications,

I call her a cold day in Hell.