I Love You

He wanted the comic book on credit!

The "yellow peril" exists. That Chinese boy always screws me up.

SPEAKING CHINESE

IMITATING A PIG

IMITATING A PIG

Did you go out already

It's winter.

Third winter without a job.

Maybe I'd be better off out there. I think this winter I will eat it.

Probably I won't have anything else to eat.

- Hello, Michel. - Hello.

- Are they good - Yes.

- It's a man! - Really

Look.

Yes, you're right.

- Should I take the pictures back - No, I will keep them.

- A baby. - Looks like you!

I'm taking a plane tonight.

We have time to make love, then you'll take me to the airport.

Yes.

- Are you shaving - Yes.

- Go! - I'm going.

IMITATING A PIG, A SHEEP AND A COW

What a scare!

I wouldn't make a baby without telling you.

If you wanted one, it would be done now.

Had you asked me, maybe I would have stayed.

Perhaps.

No, I would have left anyway.

You don't want this baby and I want it too much.

I don't know if I will miss you.

Of course I will miss you!

You didn't want to give me a son, but I have good memories.

Hello.

- She's beautiful. - YEs.

- Yours - Yes, mine.

You forgot the baby.

At night it lights up, and it's washable.

You are not taking me! I don't want to see you cry when I leave.

What if it was a real baby Would you have broken it

- Hello, Michel. - Hi, Michel.

What a great night! Exceptional night!

For the first record the second prize!

Hello, Michel. Great night!

Exceptional night!

SINGS IN ENGLISH

Michel!

Look.

What a nice wall! I'd like to paint you there.

But I still don't know if I want to place you like this or like that...

...or else just the head.

Thank you for recommending me.

With my first stipend as a programmer...

...I will pay you back, I swear.

- What did you decide - "Drastic times call for drastic measures".

- Date of birth - February 1913.

I have to do it, sorry.

Thank you!

- When do you start "Master of the world" - In two minutes.

- Sit there. - No, I'm wearing a new dress. It will get ruined.

You scare me.

You are being really mean now.

What is it you don't like about me My name

You're right. Isabelle sucks.

I'm going to change it then. My name's Camelia now: like it

Camelia is cute.

Tie Camelia up, as you do with your motorcycle.

Someone could steal your Camelia.

Michel!

- Let' go! - Go! Hurry up!

Go!

This is my house!

Lovers! Jerks! Well... yes.

> I love you.

> I love you.

WHISTLES > I love you.

WHISTLES > I love you.

WHISTLES I love you.

Look. Do you like my jacket

I never wear it, it's too flashy.

That is a sheep, and that's a bear.

WHISTLES I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

For the chronically unemployed, the third winter is a hard battle.

What is coming up will be terrible. I hope I will be healthy.

The pears of your tree, your milk, sugar...

...the blender...

A nice vitamin smoothie, it makes you start the day well.

Keep the rhythm. - Should I

Come on! - Yes.

I follow the blonde.

Smooth.

I watch the girl and move my

hips. - Move your hips!

Easy.

Is that good

Enough, you are hopeless.

I'm going to work.

In the morning you are energetic

because you are going to work.

Getting up to go to work

gives you an extra boost.

I get up because I'm looking for

a job. It's not the same thing.

I also must keep in shape

in order to save on bus fare.

Today I have fie interviews

in five different neighborhoods.

> I have many miles ahead of me.

Sorry

> And it's very cold.

WHISTLES

I love you.

WHISTLES

I love you.

WHISTLES

I love you.

Cool!

You whistle and that thing answers.

Do that again.

I love you.

Cool! How much was it

I didn't pay for it.

A present

It fell from the sky.

Water goes to the ocean...

You are so lucky!

And noone is more unlucky than me!

May I try

The piece of shit doesn't answer.

I love you. - Of course! Here's

another one that only listens to you.

IMITATING A PIG

Bitch! - It's not a bitch.

WHISTLES

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

It works with pigs.

> With everyone but me.

What the fuck!

There are no lumps in yours,

obviously.

Whenever you want.

It's free for you.

No, I want to pay.

When

I don't know.

Michel!

When

Good morning.

Two tickets for Mogadishu.

Do you have a vaccination

certificate - Yes.

Your passport

Yes.

Your latest certificate.

Good, let's see.

I also have money. - I'm sorry,

but your visa is expired.

You can't leave. - All

policemen say the same thing!

Calm down

SPEAKING SOMALI

I'm going to check if any other

document has expired. Calm down.

I'm sorry, but...

Excuse me!

An information, please...

I'd like to know whether it's possible

to go around world with very little

money.

May I help you

Just a piece of information.

Do you think it's possible

Excuse me - If between the

Seychelles and Hong Kong...

...I stop in Singapore, would that

be more expensive - Don't touch.

How much

Don't you understand me

Well - If I don't go to Africa,

would I get the same price

If you go around the world,

you must stop in Africa.

I think you might be right.

The problem is that I don't have

that much money.

It's not even too little money.

But it's not flexible.

That happens. Miss, I am here.

You think about it.

I'll wait.

Good.

MICHEL WHISTLES

> I love you.

> I love you.

> I love you.