Subedaar (सूबेदार)

Hey! What's wrong?

Puncture!

BIRTHDAY

Hey, Bablu, tell me something.

How do people take a dump in a plane?

Everyone has a remote.

The moment you need to go, just press the button.

Suddenly, the window opens! Automatic.

You just need to stick your butt out of the window.

There will be a nice, cool breeze and you're all set!

-And then? -Then what? Just do your business.

Damn it! Then it'll fall down!

Yeah, it does.

- What if it falls on us? - That's why I'm telling you,

'Cover your head, Mannu'!

Damn it! It's coming!

- So, do it. - The plane, bro!

Hey, Bablu, wait up!

Come on, run faster!

- There it goes! - Hey, wait up...

One, two, three! Jump, Mannu!

- Look, it's flying away! - Wow!

Mannu's down! Mannu's down.

Bablu! Look, there it is!

- Look, there it is! - Wow...

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Plane!

Mannu?

Hey, Mannu!

Are you taking a dump inside?

Mannu? Mannu.

Hey, Mannu!

Mannu!

Mannu!

3 DAYS LATER

- Mannu! - Sister...

- Sister... - Mannu!

-Sister, stop... Please listen to me... -Mannu!

Mannu... Mannu!

15 children have lost their lives in the last year.

Why has this river become a burial ground for children?

Is there a ghost or... Hey, move!

Hey, Mannu. My child...

- Come on... Wake up! - It wants the blood of children.

Bablu, please wake Mannu up.

- Why are you crying? - That's the question...

Wake him up gently.

- But before any action is taken... - Come on, wake up!

- Krishna... - Live on our channel...

Look, your maternal uncle is here!

Uncle Krishna!

Tomorrow is Sunday.

Your uncle will take you to watch a movie.

- The entire village is gathered here. - Wake up! Wake him up...

- Someone please wake him up! - What happened...

Why the hell did the body have to float up today?

It didn't float here.

The machine dug deep under the water

and the body came up to the surface, along with the sand.

- Do you see who's here with me? - Who?

Remember? I told you,

Prince Bhaiya will celebrate his birthday on the riverbank today.

And what did Bhaiya tell you?

That all the arrangements have to be top-notch.

'Top-notch?'

If the body isn't disposed off by evening,

I'll light a fire under your bottom.

- Stop the truck... - Top-notch...

Stop the truck! Today, there will be two dead bodies, not one!

Go see what happened there.

Hey! Hey!

-Hey! Where are you guys going? Go away from here! -Mannu...

- What the hell... - We won't budge...

Didi, there's a problem at the riverbank.

Where is Prince?

Come on, Guddu, let me go! Let me go, Guddu...

No, Bhaiya, no! No, Prince Bhaiya!

Let me go, Guddu...

No! No!

Bhaiya...

That was amazing, Bhaiya! Absolutely fantastic!

- Bloody asshole... - What a grand entry, Prince Bhaiya!

Returning is not my style

I'm the bullet that doesn't turn back once I fly

I wished the gun goodbye

Just coming to meet my love to say 'hi'

Show it to me.

- Bhaiya, you're rocking it. - Call him.

- Hey, idiot! Come here! - What...

- Me? - How do I look?

- You're looking good, Bhaiya. - I look like an asshole.

No, Bhaiya.

- You're looking good, Bhaiya. - What?

You thought I didn't hear what you said because of the water?

No, Bhaiya! I was referring to Guddu, not you! -Guddu?

He called you an asshole.

- Sorry... - Hey!

- Why are you being so gentle? - No, Bhaiya...

Hit him harder. Good job!

- Sorry, Bhaiya... - What?

I just blurted it out...

- What if my gun too blurts out? - No, Bhaiya...

Sorry, Bhaiya!

- Should I shoot him? Should I? - No, Bhaiya! No, Bhaiya...

- I'll die, Bhaiya... - Shoot him...

- Shoot him, Bhaiya... - Come on, you shoot me.

-No, Bhaiya... I can't do it... -Why? You were trying to be a hot-shot, right?

-No, Bhaiya... -Go ahead. Come on, shoot me! Shoot!

- Shoot! Shoot me. - Bloody assholes...

Assholes like us don't deserve to live, right?

Move aside! Give me the gun! - The hell!

What's going on? Get lost, you fucker!

Hey, Guddu! Get lost!

I was talking to him, Softy.

- Give me the gun. The hell... - Talk to Didi.

Give me the gun!

'Talk to Didi!'

-Come on, I have something important to discuss with you. -So do I.

Shoot this.

-Softy... -We'll have to cancel tonight's party.

There's been a problem at the riverbank.

What are your demands from the district administration?

They should come and launch an investigation.

15 children have died in a year.

How?

These machines that you see here

dig up sand from the middle of the river,

resulting in deep pits.

Coming to those pits,

children and animals drown and die in them.

- Who is behind all this mining? - Hey, Krishna.

- Krishna, let's go... - There's only one mafia in this district.

Babli Didi.

She's in jail, with three murder cases pending against her.

All the work that's going on here is managed by Softy

and Didi's brother, Prince, aka Shashikant, the main perpetrator!

Run...

- Run... - Come on...

- Come with me. - Let me go!

- Come on... Hey... - Let go!

Come here, boy. Hey!

- Go on, drive your truck over me! - Stop this drama.

Go on! Let there be two dead bodies here today! -Get up.

- Get up. Hey... - Run me over!

Move!

Take him away!

- No, don't... - Should I shoot her? Should I?

No, Bhaiya, she's a woman...

What's wrong? Dance.

Didn't you get paid to perform?

ANNIVERSARY

Hello, Mr. Prabhakar.

A FEW DAYS LATER

I'm handing over the car. Why haven't you come?

Okay, no problem. I'll call you back.

Clean India!

Great, Subedaarji.

Great!

Your wife had told me,

'Vinay, it's our silver jubilee.

We've been married for 25 years.

Even if we have to go see 25,000 cars,

Subedaarji should have no reason to complain'.

May her soul rest in peace.

Mom wanted a photo with the car.

Sit inside.

This is the least you can do.

Rest your arm on the car

so that you look like the owner.

Mom had one more condition.

Mansion... He's built a mansion high above... -Let's go.

- Wear your seat belt, Shyama. - Mansion...

- No one here wears a seat belt. - Now, it's time to be patient, my love

Now, it's time to be patient, my love

- Be patient, my love -SOLDIER

Be patient, my love

The entire village salutes me when I pass by

I call him Mr. Chaudhary, oh, my!

He has a government job, his work is risky

My lover, the cop, drives a Gypsy

My lover, the cop, drives a Gypsy

My lover, the cop, drives a Gypsy

He's built his home where the judges stay

He walks and talks like a Subedaar, I say

He's also got reach in the government

Walks and talks like a Subedaar, I say

Stealing sand, are you? Just wait, I'll teach you a lesson...

What are you doing?

Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!

Stealing sand, bloody thieves!

- Hey... - Hey...

Hey... Get rid of the cars...

- Hey... There's enough place... - Move the cars...

What's the matter, mister? Did your new car break down?

Want help?

- Sound the horn... - Go on, mister.

No one here stops at the red signals. Get going.

Keep moving...

SHEEL COLLEGE, BHETOD

Happy anniversary, dad.