So Undercover

I told you they would be here.

All right. What's your secret?

How did you know this time'?

Dad, I'm not really getting anything.

He's good

Checking his watch.

Our Senators a busy man.

They're walking in.

I'm following them. I'm going in.

This is my jam.

It's a good one.

They're going into the north penthouse.

You gotta go down in 2206.

Would you like your room turned down? Hello?

What accent is that?

I don't know, like a Scottish mixed with Salma Hayek.

We need to workshop that a little more.

The room is clear.

Vertigo moment.

What do you mean? What are you doing?

Molly, what's going on'? I can't see.

What's happening out there?

Please be careful.

I have a will.

I need to leave my nothing to someone.

I will not plunge to my death.

Do not plunge to your death.

Oh, my God.

Be very careful, please?

Dad, I've got it.

Oh, my God.

Hey!

What the--

It's a party of three.

What does that mean?

It was a ménage a gross.

Just get out of there it doesn't matter.

Get back here!

I'm in the northeast stairwell.

I'm on the roof.

Tell me what's going on.

How do I get out of here'?

Shit.

I don't like it when you swear.

Well, well, darling.

Here we are.

Molly? Where are you'?

Molly?

You get the pictures you need?

I'm not the one cheating.

No, you're the one taking the dirty pictures of it.

You're the lowest of the low, you know that?

You're beneath the paparazzi.

That hurts.

Then just give me the camera.

I said give me the camera!

Okay!

Nice and slow.

That a girl.

Now give it to me.

Catch!

No!

I am not the paparazzi!

Excuse me? Can I talk to you for a second?

I'm not really the sugar daddy type and I'm kind of busy here.

I understand.

Excuse me'? I'm sorry. I'm sorry to bother you.

This woman has been following you and taking your picture.

I know she doesn't look it. but she's a private investigator

that's been hired by your wife

to prove you're cheating on the road.

She doesn't have any evidence,

so if you pop down to the next stop

I'm sure you could find a waitress that you could

that you could talk your way into her pants.

Looks like you just freed up.

Armon Ranford, FBI.

Have you heard of the Georgian Mafia?

A group of these monsters

immigrated into the United States 15 years ago,

led by a guy named Vur Kashalov.

He deals with drugs, fraud and extortion.

And what's this have to do with me?

We're leveling an indictment against Kashalov this afternoon.

His chief witness is a guy named Jason Patrone.

Patrone did the books for Kashalov without knowing it.

And we are in the process of convincing Jason Patrone

to testify against Vor.

And I got a grilled cheese for lunch.

- What? - What is your point?

My point is Patrone's daughter goes to college in New Orleans,

and we want you to keep an eye on her.

Don't you have someone at the bureau that can do that?

Our trainees would have a pretty difficult time

passing as a college sorority girl.

They're pretty beefy and they got mustaches.

And that's just the women.

I did my homework on you. Your mother died when you were young.

You were raised by your father, and by proxy,

most of the Dallas police force.

At eleven, you became a really great shot,

and you're well versed in Jiu Jitsu.

I'm an Aikido man myself.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry'?

Aikido is a fashionable way for fat housewives

to lose weight at their local Equinox.

Are you calling me a fat housewife? Yeah.

You don't think that Jiu Jitsu is a dated form?

No. It's the most effective defense system

when it comes to overcoming size.

Please! I'm serious.

With the right amount at leverage and speed,

I'd drive you through that window.

If you were behind the wheel of a forklift.

This is a waste of my time.

You know what a heart hit is?

Never heard of it.

It's an Eastern European enforcement practice.

The family will plant someone

into the life of a loved one of their enemy.

The plant will work their way into the life of the target.

Get close to them.

So the threat of a hit alone prevents testimony.

Exactly. There is a heart hit planted

on Jason's daughter's life.

Her name is Alex Patrons.

We think she's holding something for her father.

Some evidence against Kashalov

Financial statements, accounting ledgers that provide her dad

with a bargaining chip of some sort.

I can't do it. I'm needed here.

Fifteen thousand.

I've got a kid.

No, you don't.

Your dad got kicked off the police farce

who loves to gamble.

Same thing.

I'm offering you a chance to do something real.

A chance to work for the FBI.

A chance to possibly make a real difference in someone's life.

Think about it, Molly,

because we both know that chasing cheating truckers

is not the top rung of investigative fulfillment.

My card.

In case you change your mind.

Not going to.

Where were you'?

Oh, I had dinner with the guys.

That coffee cup you're holding is from Rolly Roasters,

and there's only two franchises in the Dallas area.

At the airport and Lone Star Park.

You always read the newspaper at dinner with the guys,

yet that newspaper you're holding hasn't been opened yet.

And that red stamp on your hand gives you access

to the box seat section.

So tell me, Dad,

how was the track?

You're too quick for me. Moll.

How much?

I was so close to getting that money for that lawyer.

I was so close to getting hack on the force and then...

Really! I was just one hot streak away.

Dad.

And then I lost.

Then I chased.

How much?

Seventeen thousand.

Armon.

What is this place'? You'll see.

We've gained you entry to Alex's sorority.

You're a transfer from University of Hawaii.

Obscure school. Far away. Smart.

But I need more money. What?

Listen, I'm gonna take the gig. I'm gonna go ta the college.

I'll even throw in some lipstick.

But I need five grand more.

Fine, but you're gonna do a lot more than just put on lipstick.

Okay, you're like, 40 minutes late!

Who's this?

I'm Bizzy.

You're busy?

No, Molly, her name is Bizzy.

She works out of the New York office.

So what's this look we're rocking? Hobo chic?

I don't get it.

Okay, you have to like try on all these clothes.

Fine.

No, Molly, you say 'totally' or you say

its shorter cousin 'totes' when you want to say “fine.”

Okay then, let's go.

Accessories.

Marc Jacobs' Aussie tote in fuchsia.

The essentials. Maybelline Shine Sensational Lip Gloss...

in 'cherry kiss“ and “crushed candy.'

Mac Luster Lipstick in “quiet please.'

Molly. This is Zingadi.

He's the bomb dot com when it comes to hair.

Extra sugar free dessert delights

in mint chocolate chip and strawberry shortcake.