Illumination Presents: Minions Holiday Special

Illumination!

[singing gibberish to "Silent Night"]

Ah, no, no!

[singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]

[continue singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]

- Welcome to the "Minions Holiday Special."

Hello!

- Starring the Minions... - Ah, oh!

- In four mind-blowing Mini-Movies.

What?

Get ready for action...

- Whoo-hoo! - Yee-haw!

- High-fives, poor judgement...

Ahh!

- Romance... - Hello, Papa-gara.

- And special guest stars... - Puppy! Ohh!

- As the Minions take over the holidays.

So go ahead, grab a snack...

- Bleh! Ah, ahh!

- And enjoy a not-so-silent night with the Minions...

- Luca! - Starting with our first

"Minions" Mini-Movie.

Oh!

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, no!

all:

Oh.

Oh, look!

Whew, oh.

- Oh!

Oh, there you go!

- Oh! - Wow!

Whoo-hoo!

- Okay, everybody! Time to start.

- Come a little closer. - Whoa.

Wah!

- Who's ready for elf training?

all: Me! Pick me!

- Hit it, boys! - Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Ha, ha, ha!

- Whoa! -

- -

- Whoa!

That's not--

Oh--oh!

Hey, tutti bueno, eh?

Ugh, all right.

Let's train you for something else.

- Ah, ah. Huh?

Oh! -

Eh, yeah.

- Wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Ahh...

all:

- I know the perfect job for you guys.

- Ugh!

Oh? Ohhh.

Oh, budjs?

Oh.

Come in!

Heh, heh, heh.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Ahh!

Oh!

Huh?

all: Yeah! - Whoa!

- Whoa! -

Whoa, look out!

- Ahh! -

Oh, no!

No, no, no, no, no!

all:

You've ruined everything!

You'll never be elves!

Bah.

Oh, oh! - Look out!

- Ohh. - Ho, ho, ho!

- Santa's coming!

all:

Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

all:

Ha!

- Ah! - Eh.

Ho, ho, ho!

Your sleigh is all ready, Santa.

all:

- Wait! Oh, ooh.

Trainees, am I right?

- Whoa! Hey!

Hmm?

- Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Ha!

all: Whoa!

all: - Grr!

all: Ahh!

- The "Minions Holiday Special"

will be right back. Stick around.

Uhh, Mini-Boss?

- Ahh. -

Okay, fine, fine.

- Because you had a nightmare, but just tonight.

Ahh.

- I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.

- Uh, scuza? E mé?

- Oh, really? You too?

- Mm-hmm. - Get in.

- Thank you.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Yes, yes, yes. Good night.

- Good night!

- Ohh! - Ahh.

Ohh...

- "Minions: The Rise of Gru."

Rated PG.

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- Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special."

["Jingle Bells" in gibberish]

Ta-da!

- Get out your ugly holiday sweaters.

- Huh? Aah! both:

- It's time for another "Minions" Mini-Movie.

Ice cream!

- I'm getting a double dip. - I'm getting a chocolate cone.

Come on, let's go!

I'm getting two scoops of--

Minions: - Aah!

- Eh? - Huh?

Stupid bike.

- Oh... Grr.

both:

both:

- - Hey?

Heh, heh!

- No, no. No, no!

Ahh.

- Okay? - Okay.

Ah, bueno.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh!

- Must...get...ice cream!

- Look out. - Eh?

Uh? Aah, aah!

[Minions singing gibberish to "Rocky" theme]

Let's do this.

Agnes?

Wow.

Awesome!