7:20 Once a Week (En tu piel)

Do you work tomorrow?

Yes, very early.

And you?

Me too.

I used to be able to go out on a Thursday,

drink a lot, then go to work the next day like nothing happened.

I haven't done that in a while, I just fall asleep.

The same thing happens to me a disaster.

Why do you travel so much? Do you work in tourism or at a hotel?

I'm a tourist.

A great job, I want it.

I work in a travel agency,

from 9 to 6.

And you?

I'm a physical therapist for all kinds of people, specially third age.

also do sports rehabilitation.

So, if I injure myself running or at the gym...

I rehabilitate you.

Will I see you again?

I don't think so.

but thank you. I felt very comfortable.

Well, bye.

Bye.

7:20 Once a Week

The day we met,

was with my cousin

She was the redhead.

A while back she was having routine exams

and suddenly something came back positive.

She went through chemo, and got cured, finally.

Every year I go with her to get her tests done and once a year we have that fear.

They said she was clear, that everything was good.

We both wanted to celebrate have a good time

and I ended up here with you.

So that night you were celebrating life?

Literally.

I'm glad, for your cousin and myself.

I like the way you laugh.

I like that about you.

When I was a kid I didn't laugh at all; I was very serious.

Really?

I was super structured,

you should've seen my notebooks from school, all organized...

I never ripped a page,

and had perfect handwriting.

And I never smiled.

I can't imagine you being like that.

Yeah, I had a boyfriend that hated it.

He said I couldn't tell jokes.

Once, I rehearsed one.

First I had to pick one. I searched everywhere for "The best joke in the world."

And memorized it.

One night in the middle of dinner

with his group of friends I told the joke.

No one laughed.

I'm not saying that they barely laughed.

No one laughed.

- What was the joke? - What?

The joke, what was it? I know almost all of them.

Don't make fun of me.

Two hunters go to the woods,

One of them passes out and isn't breathing.

The other calls the emergency number and asks:

"I think my friend is dead. What should I do?"

Keep calm sir. First, make sure your friend is truly dead".

There's silence. A gunshot is heard.

The hunter returns to the phone and says "Okay, what do I do now?"

That's a very bad joke.

Come in.

What are you thinking about?

That I'm lucky, and that you are perfect.

That's because you don't know me.

Humiliating and gross thing always happen to me.

At first I was a little disgusted by oral sex.

One day I'm with a guy, going at it,

and suddenly the guy doesn't give me a heads up...

...And boom!

With a full mouth I try to be sexy, and I approach him so he can see me

but I couldn't take it, and I threw up on his face.

And what happened to the guy? - I don't know...

He was taking a shower, and I ran out, and I never saw him again.

Every year in my job they have a costume party

it's the week of the clinic, there are teams,

the different units compete against one another.

It's important to participate. And I dressed up as Batman.

- Batman is sexy. It was a good costume.

The thing is that is was a little small for me, too tight.

Well, I got to the place, and my costume was just the best.

I was a finalist, and I had to get on stage

and something terrible happened

For an unknown reason I started thinking...

I can't have an erection", "There's no reason for me to get an erection."

A stupid thought because,

why would I have an erection, on a stage, dressed up as Batman, and wearing tights?

Well.

Apparently thinking about it too much caused the opposite effect

because I started having porn thoughts

And I had one.

The costume got so tight that I couldn't even move.

Then of course I win, they give me a trophy,

and I try to cover myself with it but they ask me to raise it...

And I did. And then it was out in the open...

There was a big silence, and everyone was looking at me

and suddenly a nurse shouts, "Watch out, he has a weapon!"

I don't know much,

all I know is that they couldn't stop laughing...

Stop, stop.

No, no.

- Here. - What?

Listen.

You never mentioned your wife.

No.

- What does she do? - She's a teacher...

To children between five and six years old.

One day I picked her up at work and

saw how much she cared about those kids

and one approached her so she would tie his laces.

She walked him slowly through the steps.

A sequence he will repeat his whole life.

That won me over. I told myself I would love her forever.

I guess that doesn't make me very consistent.

What?

Nothing.

What are you thinking about?

That I don't know you.

It's little time to know someone.

Time has nothing to do with it.

There's people married for 15 years

and don't know if their spouse likes broccoli or cats.

Basic stuff about the other person,

what they like in bed or what they hate. Time has nothing to do with it.

They say it lasts three months.

So you are saying, this.

Will end.

Should end.

Where's your friend?

Travelling.

Are you going to tell her?

Maybe.

I love bed picnics, isn't it the perfect concept?

A friend told me: never sleep with someone you can't eat in bed with.

Eating is very intimate.

Grabbing things to put in your mouth, it's very sexual.

They say a man fucks like he eats: if he is clean, he will be clean.

And if he spills or slurps when he eats?

He's very passionate.

Japanese have this technique of eating sushi over a woman's body.

Don't think about it.

No...

No.

No...

Soy.

I brought you something.

What's this? - For you.

For me? - Yes.

With my name.

A notebook?

Don't be fooled, it's a paper computer.

Look, here are the applications,

contacts, calendars, notes, reminders,

here are the projects you are working on,

and the files.

No batteries, you don't have to turn it on or update it,

always available.

I have a friend that has a stationary store. We're going to make more to sell.

You made this? - Yes.

I have my own shop at home,

and I'm always doing something with paper.

What about the travel agency and your 9-6 job?

I thought that

if I told you that I'm a woman that does "nothing"

and has a rich husband,

you would've thought

'Here's the typical bored woman that wants and adventure'."

I don't think anything I'm just here.

That's it.

Which one is your friend?

That one.

Does she travel a lot? - Yeah...

She imports clothes, that's why she travels all the time.

Who are they?

That's... her sister, her nephew and her sister's husband.

They seem like good people. They are, a beautiful family.

They love each other.

We should make a trip. I don't know. Go far away.

To what city?

A city we can walk, with history,

not very crowded, rather secluded.

It would be the first time we would be out on the street.

Be with you amongst people without looking everywhere.

Is that complicated?

What I'm saying is that we've never done what normal couples do.

We've never walked holding hands in a park.

We've never gone to the beach.

We've never grabbed a coffee and done nothing but just being.

When you are here, what do you tell her? Where are you supposed to be?

That I'm taking a class on sports injuries. Every Thursday.

And you?

Movies with friends.

And he never asks what movie you watched?