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Previously on The Kardashians...
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Oh, my God.
If you look good, it is all worth it.
It's my year, I'm gonna be 40! Living my best damn life.
Diane von Furstenberg told me your 50s are your best years.
As long as you're healthy, I think it's great getting older.
Abso- -lutely.
This is what I was texting you guys yesterday,
but I don't think you read the group chats.
I don't read the group chats.
Think she has us on mute.
I'm doing a collab with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.
You cannot stand someone else
being the center of attention,
you're just a witch and I hate you.
And I'm just like...
Today, I'm doing a collab with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.
Hi, guys.
So, this is a really fun week.
We are going to see Janet Jackson in concert
and we are having dinner with longevity specialist, Bryan Johnson.
I'm really excited just to learn more.
He says, you know, whatever Kim goes with,
-we're good with. -Amazing.
This collab, I really went in with such a point of view,
and I brought all of my references
and all of, like, these D&G stuff that they haven't seen in a while.
-Yeah. -
-Hi, guys. - Hi.
Thank you for being here today.
This collab has been in the works for probably about a year.
Love, so cute.
Where's Khloé when I need her? This screams Khloé.
I'm obsessed with this.
This is my fave.
It's giving D&G iconic-ness.
It's crazy how I went from being so insecure
and not knowing my voice or, like, how much I could speak up.
I don't know.
-We should talk with the whole team. Okay. -We're making that the model a lot.
I'm really nervous to give notes in front of Dolce & Gabbana
'cause they're the legends.
Since they saw how that collab went, they put so much trust in me
and that has been just such, like, a gratifying feeling,
knowing that they trust me so much.
A year ago I was like, "How am I really gonna have a voice in this?"
And now, I'm the voice in this. It's really cool.
I'd say keep the triangle, both underwears,
the tanks, and then the bodysuit.
Oh, I still think this campaign has to be me and Kourtney.
Kourtney would look great in Mariana's bodysuit.
Since the relationship with Dolce & Gabbana and Kourtney,
like, she was really kinda, like, turned off, obviously, by me.
But now, I'm thinking about, like, the bigger picture
and how cool would it be if, like, the full circle moment
was to have Kourtney in the campaign.
She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing.
It's not rational.
Kourtney and Travis just worked with Dolce.
The business and the check was more important than my feelings.
-Hi. -Hi, guy... Hi, everybody.
I was like, "I know that leopard print anywhere."
How do we get Kourtney to be in the campaign?
Ooh.
Full circle moment.
I mean, I think it was a little more than under the rug.
I think we, like, destroyed the rug,
and, like, had it fully cleaned,
and, like, we explored and exhausted this.
So, I don't think this is like, "Oh, do-do-do, we're just ignoring it."
It's like, "No, I heard you." I think it's, like, acknowledging her.
The anxiety of asking her.
I think she will respect the fact that, like, I want her for the campaign.
I think it only makes sense.
I think. You know, she could tell me to off
and it'll be a whole other thing, but, like, we'll-we'll see.
Oh, my God, I can imagine the, like...
It would be so funny if we were, like, fighting over the clothes...
-Yeah. - ...in the campaign.
Totally.
Tonight, my mom, Kimberly, and I,
we are gonna go have dinner with Bryan Johnson.
He's, like, the most well-known longevity specialist,
and I'm so excited.
- Welcome. -
-I'm Bryan. - Hi, Bryan.
-Pleasure to meet you, welcome. -Thank you so much.
After taking the Horvath test,
I am kind of obsessed with my biological age.
I'm 34!
-God, Khloé. Khloé. -She is 28 years old.
I have to get younger.
Beating Khloé wouldn't be so bad, being younger than her.
I'd like to be a younger sister to my younger sister.
That would be cute.
Oh, Bojangles is here.
-I was wondering what all that noise was. -Hi, Kim.
-I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you. How are you? -Hi. So nice to meet you.
He created Venmo, and then he sold it,
and, with that, has, like, hired I think, like, 30 bio-scientists
to figure out how to prolong life.
I feel younger already.
- -Welcome.
-Just by being in here? -I really do.
- One little hug, and she's good. -Yep, just by being here,
but you have no idea what this means to me.
I'm obsessed with you,
-and I'm so excited to learn. -Wow.
You guys are two peas in a pod.
-Your skin is amazing. -Thanks.
Sorry, I'm gonna be really annoying.
Your dream.
Just kidding.
So, your chronological age is?
- I'm 46. -Really?
Yeah, my speed of aging is slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds,
so I've become the most biologically measured human in, in history.
- Wow. -I get accused of being AI quite a bit.
- Really? -Yeah.
-Are you guys aliens? -
I might be half robot, but I'm okay with that.
-Yeah... You people. -I'm very mechanical.
Biohacking is apparently...
...biohacking.
Everything from peptides and healthy stuff,
so I just love the knowledge, I love knowing what our options are.
I would assume you're hacking into your biology?
I don't know. Like, let's hack some of your biology off?
I don't, I don't know.
Probably going around... the norm and figuring...
I don't know what biohacking means, okay? I don't.
Who do they think I am, a scientist?
-I get it. Sometimes I... -This is for you. Sorry about the alcohol,
but, you know, we couldn't
-come empty-handed. - Hey.
Kendall designed the bottle.
Thank you very much.
Of course my mom would bring Bryan Johnson,
someone who notoriously does not drink alcohol,
a bottle of 818.
Yeah, we could put olive oil in here.
Well, there's tequila in there now, so you could water your plants.
- Yeah. -Yeah.
And me and Mr. Diamond
-will drink it for you. -
I could show you the clinic.
- Wow. My kind of house. -Yeah.
I have this light. This was a gift from Khloé.
-Yeah. - I use mine for about 20 minutes,
three times a week.
-Do you wear the goggles? -I do.
-Ugh, I get so lazy, but it's so bright. - It is so bright.
- And what are these? - You could put this on your
abdomen, for example.
It's the equivalent of doing 20,000 sit-ups.
Professional-grade hearing. So, I have hearing loss
-in my left ear from shooting... - Oh, so do I.
-Do you? -Just from my children.
So, the restoration of hearing loss,
Stanford has been taking the cells out of cadavers...
- Yeah. -...human cadavers,
and putting 'em back in to potentially regenerate...
-That's inter... Yeah. -...for hearing loss
in the experimental models.
Yeah, do you wanna be the first human Guinea pig?
-Happy to. - Okay.
I think my motivation behind learning so much about longevity is just,
I pray and hope that, for my kids,
I'm as mentally with it as possible for as long as possible.
This is an Exilis. This is for elasticity and collagen production.
-Can we... We need that. -Elasticity? Talk to me.
- Yeah, so... -We're gonna buy that.
And if it provides less wrinkles and tighter skin, I'm all for it also.
This is electromagnetic for, uh, muscle contraction,
so a lotta women will use this post giving birth.
As I was doing this, I thought, "I might as well just sit on here."
And then it seemed like every time I woke up, I was erect,
and I thought, "What is happening here?"
And then it just took us down a rabbit hole
of nighttime erections as a biological age marker.
I don't necessarily need to know everything
about what happens to someone in the middle of the night.
It's healthy to have multiple erections at night?
Yeah, it's a significant marker
-of health overall. - Mm.
Hm.
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