Wilder

>>

>> Man: Hi, Vera. This is Sam.

Listen, my lawyer's out of town.

I really wanted

his okay on this.

I'll get back to you, okay? Bye.

>>

>> Woman: Vera,

Suzanne Belgrave.

I'm doing your loft listing

and I need to ask you

a few more questions.

Get back to me. Bye.

Get back to me. Bye. >>

>>

>> >>

>>

>> Woman: So the way I see it,

he either had a body

in the trunk or enough crack

to kill an elephant.

So I step up to him

and I show my badge and I say,

"Yo, sir, excuse me.

I am a Chicago Police Detective.

Could you please step away

from the vehicle?

>> Oh, yeah, that "please" gets

them crackheads all the time.

What did he do?

>> Nothing for about

10 or 20 seconds,

and it seemed like a lifetime.

Sweat's pouring off his forehead

and I just know that gun's

gonna come out from underneath

his raincoat, right?

>> And go on. What?

>> Well, I pulled my gun.

And right at that very moment,

I said, "You know,

if I hadn't have smacked

that guy 15 years ago

for goosing me, I'd still be

for goosing me, I'd still be a flight attendant."

a flight attendant."

>> Della, what happened?

>> Della, what happened? >> Well, he took his hand off...

>> Well, he took his hand off...

>>

>> Are you gonna finish

this freakin' story

before my pension kicks in?

>> Yeah, well, he collapsed.

>> Yeah, well, he collapsed. He fell in the gutter.

He fell in the gutter.

He fell in the gutter. >>

>>

>> What? Wait a minute.

He OD'd?

>> No, no. He only had one leg.

I didn't see it

underneath the overcoat.

And here I was-- I was getting

the cramps trying to figure out

if I'm gonna shoot him

before he'd shoot me first.

>> Did you pick him up at least?

>> Pick him up?

Shoot, I bought him lunch,

drove him home,

drove him home, and cleaned his apartment.

and cleaned his apartment.

and cleaned his apartment. >>

>>

>> Freeze, scrub.

You're under arrest.

>> Man, what's wrong with you?

>> Joshua? What are you doing?

Every time we come in here,

you just tear this place apart.

Give me that.

>> He pulled it

out of the wall, Mama.

>> Yes, I know. I gotta put it

back in the wall before

the boss kicks us out of here.

the boss kicks us out of here. >> Boss man's busy.

>> Boss man's busy.

>>

>> >>

>>

>> >>

>>

>> Who the hell are you?

I'm having a staff...

meeting.

>> Meeting's adjourned.

Get her out of here.

>> You okay? Come here.

>> And tell everybody out there

that the Tazmahal is gonna be

closed for a very long time.

closed for a very long time. >> You got it, partner.

>> You got it, partner.

>> Yeah, yeah.

>>

>> Man: Vera!

Are you okay?

>>

>> Open up!

Open the door!

Open the door! >>

>>

>> >> Hey!

>> Hey!

>>

>> Who's the ranking

officer here?

>> Captain Crandall.

>> Captain Crandall. Over there.

Over there.

>> Captain Crandall.

Marlowe King,

assistant state's attorney.

>> Ah, the LA guy.

You really fight Holyfield?

>> That's what they tell me,

though I don't remember

much of it.

I'll be handling

this investigation.

You have any ideas?

>> Yeah, I got a great idea--

the Love Doctor.

>> Who?

>> Who? >> Dr. Samuel Dennis Charney.

>> Dr. Samuel Dennis Charney.

Two years ago,

he and Vera had this thing.

It was in all the papers.

>> Oh, yeah, I remember that.

And this is her?

>> Was her.

>> She ruined him.

>> Looks like he returned

the favor.

>> Don't lose this one, Captain.

>> Don't lose this one, Captain. Sic your best Dobermans on it.

Sic your best Dobermans on it.

Sic your best Dobermans on it. >> "La Montana."

>> "La Montana."

>>

>> Four years--

>> Four years-- I finally beat your ass.

I finally beat your ass.

Blame it on the hand, though.

>> Hand's fine.

Congratulations.

>> Here's the samples

>> Here's the samples I promised you.

I promised you.

>> How does it compare

to Bella Nova?

>> Well, they're a buck

a cap cheaper.

>> Any side effects?

>> Hey, listen, I just sell

the shit, okay?

You're the pro.

You pass them out

and you let me know.

And if any of these chicks

start growing weenies,

I say we fucked up.

>> Now there's an ad campaign.

>>

>> Well, my guess is...

it ain't gonna happen.

Now, if you need any more,

let me know.

Call me, all right?

Call me, all right? >> Yeah. Right.

>> Yeah. Right.

>> Yeah. Right. >> Morning, Della.

>> Morning, Della.

Sorry, I'm in a rush.

Sorry, I'm in a rush. Ah!

Ah!

What the fuck

is your problem, bitch?

>> You know, Harry,

I like it when things match.

>> What the fuck

are you talking about?

>> You know, like my shoes,

my threads, my neighbors.

So when I see your wife

with all them bruises

all over her, I say to myself,