Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Yeah, how's the girl supposed to sing

with a cursed body bone?

Mmm, yeah, I should get a pizza.

Or... Or... I got an idea.

Why don't you pay me for the pizza you already ordered?

You're still here?

Just, like, put it on my tab or whatever.

Yeah, I'd love to do that.

The problem is, in order to put it on your tab,

I need to see your I.D.

It's at the end of the bed!

Uh, this isn't you.

The girl in this picture has one of those, uh...

What uh?

Uh, fine, here.

Oh, yeah. There's a weirdo looking in your window

if you're interested.

Huh?

Okay, guys, I can't get her to look.

What's Plan B?

You're Plan B!

You need to get back to that window

and get our sister out of bed

so we got somethin' to do, or else.

What, are you threatening me?

No, Star, we would never threaten you.

All right, you guys gotta stop doin' that.

Imagine...

you woke up one day,

and you were so beautiful.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

All right, so you know what?

We're goin' with my plan.

Should've done this all along.

I'm gonna give her some sweet treats

and just be nice to her.

Did you ever think about that?

Is that all right with you, Azniss?

Krysthalle?

Shonda and Shinda?

Where... Where did Shonda and Shinda go?

You know what? I don't care.

I really don't.

Gimme the treats.

Unh!

Look what I got for you.

Ah! Oh, good Mewni, what's that smell?

Look, your favorite!

Kitten donuts.

Ooh, whatcha watchin'?

Okay, Pony, I'm just gonna say it.

You don't have a horn.

Heinous took it from you, and that's awful.

But you gotta pick yourself back up and just move on.

Don't touch that!

What's the matter with you?!

See, Star, we told you she won't get out of bed!

Yeah, she's being so difficult, uh!

Oh, and believe me, we've tried everything.

Go away and let me watch my show in peace!

Oh, wow.

Hey, girls, can we talk for a sec?

Come on. Maybe we should give her a break.

I mean, she's lost her horn.

She can't fly anymore.

Uh, excuse me, I don't have horn,

and I can fly just fine!

Hmm!

Pony!

Hey, Boo, thanks for showin' up on such short notice.

You're a good boyfriend.

Your satisfaction is my number one priority.

Okay. Wow, all right. Blah blah blah, uh-huh.

I understand you, okay.

Just get me out of here, please!

[engine starts, tires screech.

Oh, no! She's driving into that storm!

She's gonna die!

Girls, we gotta save her!

Huh!

Aaaah!

Ugh! Oh, sorry.

Cloudy was a lot further down than I thought he was.

We gotta go!

Ahhh.

I'm sorry, but tampering with company property

- is strictly prohibited. - Shh! Keep it down!

You know the longer your mouth is open,

the less I want to be with you!

Uh...

It appears your friends are following us.

Shall I pull over?

What?! Oh, no, no!

No, no! Lose 'em! Step on it!

At Reflectacorp, customer service is our number one priority.

I... I feel you, girl.

Your friends are faster than Reflectacorp's top utility van.

Uh! Then start throwing something at them or whatever.

Geez!

Customer service is our number one priority.

You're gonna have to do better than that!

Your friends are very persistent.

Deal with it!

It is my pleasure to find you an adequate solution.

Ponyhead!

Oh, no! My Ponyhead! Ponyhead!

Oh!

What the... Ponyhead?!

3-D printing! Cool!

Whee! Ha ha!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

This has gone too far! Let me help you!

You can't run away from your problems!

Are you listening?! Ponyhead!

Come on! Let's end this and go home!

Caution. There's a slip stream ahead.

Oh, yeah, yeah, take that.

Yaah!

Ponyhead, what are you doing?

Oh, my goodness.

He's at the hospital!

Hey! What's goin' on?!

Why you stopping?!

I am unable to travel any further

due to hazardous weather conditions.

Uh, okay, cool. Then I'll drive.

What? Ugh!

Here we go now. Okay, this is a new life on the road!

It's just for me! Here I come!

And no interruptions, either, except for commercial breaks!

Mmm, just me and my shows till the end of time! Forever!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

I can't miss the finale.

Oh, girl, yeah. You been doin' that.

Mmm... I love you, too!

She did it!

The hot TV people are right! They're right!

Just because my tour didn't sell out

doesn't mean I should hide away!

The world deserves Ponyhead!

I deserve Ponyhead!

There she is!

So dramatic. We get it.

You had an emotional journey

and came out as a changed pony.

Eee!

Girl, thank you!

Okay, I know I can be, like, a lot to deal with,

like, all the time, like, tick-tock every single second,

but I really appreciate you helping me.

Anytime. I'm just so glad you're okay.

I would also help

during the business hours of 9:00 am to 5:00 pm.

Oh, my goodness! I thought you died!

What?

Oh, no, I am unkillable.

However, I do have a gift for you.

I utilized Reflectacorp's newest 3-D printing technology to analyze your needs.

Reflectacorp assessed that artificial horns

would suit you perfectly.

Oh, wow! You are so sweet!

That is so adorable!

Thank you so much, Boo!

May I do the honors?

Unh! No!

That is reserved for my favorite sister.

Ohh! Uhh!

Are you dense? I'm talkin' 'bout Star!

Aww!

Huh!

I love it!

Mmm, you know what, though?

I am afraid that it's time to break up with you again.

Hey, do you think

I can get one of those horns, too?

Why do you always have to be at the center of attention, Hornanne?

Just like, why?! Why?! Why?!

Why do you need to do that?

Why are you always thinkin' about you?

Why?! Why?! Why?!

Okay, let's just make this fast.

L-Lord and Lady Pigeon,

I understand your fear for your people's safety,

but, please, let us take care of Meteora.

It's safer for everyone

if Eclipsa and I get to her first.

Well, that's going well.

Let me try.

They can't understand you!

You'll have to talk to me!

Oh. Turn around again.

Hold on.

You'll have to talk to me!

Rich, we know that you're upset,

but, please, don't take matters into your own hands.

Let us deal with Meteora.

Look what she did to our castle!

Does it not normally look like this?

No! Keep looking!