Walker, Texas Ranger

It's my dream car. I just got it yesterday.

You're not gonna believe it. It's absolutely amazing.

- I can hardly wait, Gage. -

Whoo! There she is.

Is that a classy looking car, captain, or what?

- it's nice. - Huh? Midnight blue

with a little metallic flake in the paint. Uh, look at that. Hemi.

It's a Hemi, sir. Hop in.

Hop in. Four hundred and twenty-five horsepower. Here. Start it up.

Look at the gauges, huh? And the leather.

- - Yeah.

- Listen to that. -

Isn't that awesome?

Yeah, it's... nice.

I love this car. I love it.

- Mind if I take it for a spin? - Huh?

Mind if I drive the car?

Uh, no. No. I mean, sure.

Here. Um...

- Hi, Jere. - Hey, Alex.

Hi, Kay.

- Hey. - Sorry. Am I interrupting?

No, I was just wrapping up.

Have you seen Walker?

I think Gage is showing him that car of his.

- - Whoa, whoa. Whoo!

Oh, sir. OK.

Sir, uh, that's a speed bump.

Whoo!

What is it with men and their cars?

Boys and their toys.

I guess. You want me to get him on the horn?

No. Let him play.

I'll catch up with him later. Thanks.

Is that rose oil?

Wow, you are good.

It's pretty powerful, huh?

- it handles good, Gage. - Ahem.

Oh, hey, sir, this navigation system will tell you exactly where to turn.

Watch this.

Right turn one-tenth of a mile.

Gage, I already knew where to turn.

I tell you what.

There's nothing like having a brand-new car.

It's your first job, Son. You cover our entrance, our exits.

Don't do anything stupid. You stick with the plan.

- You got it? - Yeah.

Now, listen up. We intimidate. Shock and awe.

And we get out before they knew what hit 'em. Everybody good?

Check your gear.

Hi.

Hi. Is it too late to get in my safe-deposit box?

No, sir. You made it just in time.

Let's go.

Let me see your hands! On the ground, now!

Get them up now! - Let me see your hands!

Ranger office.

Liz, this is Ranger Rhett Harper.

Robbery in progress. Stonehurst Bank, downtown branch.

- Shots fired. I am 10-33. - Ten-four. Copy that.

Robbery in progress. Stonehurst Bank. Ranger inside. He is 10-33.

- Rhett. He was on his way to the bank. - Hold on.

Oh, no.

Back off! Come on!

- Get on the floor, now! - Shut up!

Let's go, let's go! Let's go! Come on!

- Don't move. -

Oh, damn.

Get down!

Let's get out of here!

I'm outta here!

- Go, go, go! Come on! -

Whoa!

We gotta cut them off.

Captain, my door!

I got the money! Let's go!

Dad, look out!

Donny!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!

OK, OK. Go easy, easy.

Careful, careful!

Careful. Outhouse. Outhouse.

That's gonna leave a mark!

Sir, the brake!

Son. - I'm sorry, Dad.

No.

Hold-up!

Get out!

- Get out! Get out of the car, now. Go! -

- Out. - Sure.

Make a U-turn.

Oh, boy. Messed up. huh?

Sorry about the car.

During Desert Shield, our missile-targeting accuracy was 70%.

With the Alpha Echo Mark Five, we're talking 100%.

One hundred per cent? Really?

Admiral, with this component installed,

we can park a missile on the bad guy's breakfast table.

This is the only one off the production line.

Let us knew how the missile that goes.

I'm sure the Mark Five will perform well.

This will be the only one manufactured until you finish your testing.

Thank you.

- Aaron, shut the floor down, will you? - Yes, sir.

The Pentagon's pleased that, with your company's contribution,

America continues to be a leader in missile-guidance technology.

Well, Delta Vee is happy to be of service to our country.

We're especially proud of our division chief,

Reid Larkin, and his team who developed the Mark Five.

Well, thank you, Mr Larkin.

All right. OK. Try this one.

Locard's Theory.

Too easy. When two objects come in contact

each object leaves something of itself and takes from the other.

All right. Newton's Second Law of Motion.

F=MA. Force equals mass times acceleration. Thank you very much.

- Wow. - What are you guys talking about now?

Well...

- You really want to know? - No, actually.

I've got better things to do. Thanks, Willa.

You knew for an ex-jock, you're a real geek.

You knew that, don't ya?

High praise coming from a technical wonk.

LAPD, NYPD and now Quantico.

When you're through training recruits,

they're gonna be able to track a toothpick in a haystack.

- Thank you. I appreciate that. - Gage. listen up. Listen to this.

I am saying that the Rangers, DPS, Dallas Police

and the sheriffs should all wear the same uniform.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am calling for the end of the Texas Rangers,

Our legislators, who work so diligently

spending our hard-earned tax dollars, should earn their keep

by immediately disbanding this outmoded organization.

I never knew a man to use so many words to say so little.

You're right. Walker, and I'm tired of that whiny voice.

- Yeah. How you doing, Kay? - Good.

- Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.

I'm outta here, guys.

- See you, Kay. - See you.

Again?

- See you when I see you? - Have a good one.

Thanks for running me to the airport. Quantico's my last assignment.

Good. it's time you got back here and did some real work.

It was good while it lasted.

- I have a bone to pick with you. - Oh, no, are you still on that?

hopped up on PCP attacks me with a knife.

My boy Gage here, might be, you know...

No. I don't know, Rhett.

If a 350-pound redneck hopped up on PCP attacked you with a knife,

my 9mm here has a lot of stopping power.

I'm sure that's what my buddy Gage would do.

Right, Gage?

in this particular instance, yes, I would, Kay.

- Sorry, bro. - I'm gonna go play some pinball, OK?

Are those two boys picking on you, honey?

Well, it's nothing I can't handle.

What do you mean, "in this particular instance"?

Just that. I was just saying, in this instance, I would...

- Thanks a lot. - I'm not insinuating anything.

Yeah. Thanks. Appreciate it.

You can cook some.

Put those in, uh, in the oven.

There you go,

When you take them out, they're gonna be brownies.

- Hello?

- Uh-oh. - it's Daddy.

Go get him. Run, run, run.

Daddy!

- Daddy! - Hey, munchkin!

Ahh!

- Daddy... - Huh? What?

Daddy...

What?

- Hey, there. - Hey.

- Did you get Jimmy off OK? - Yeah, sure did.

Are you helping Mommy cook?

- Yeah. - Hmm.

She is. Look what she's got in the oven.

What do you have in the oven?

- What is that? - Brownies.

- You're cooking brownies? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, Daddy's favorite

Yes. Dinner in ten minutes.

Oh, ten minutes. Should we play hide-and-seek?

- Yeah. - OK. You run.

You run and hide.

- Here I come. -

- Where is my munchkin? - Right here.

Where? Where is my little girl?

Jeremy, remember what we talked about.

I'm telling you, just save something for the race.

All right. I'll see you at 5.00.

Hey, Aaron. Congratulations.

You'll probably get a big bonus for this one.

Yeah. I'm sure I will, Adam.

- I'm sure I will. - Do you have anything for Shipping?

- No, I'm cool. I'm good. - All right.

Mr Summers would like to see you in the lab, sir.