Permanent Roommates

Tanya Nagpal!

Will you marry me?

About that..

We need to talk.

Uncle, Guava and govind is cool. But what about the house?

Tanya!!

I know man! I was blinded by love!

I should have never trusted a girl like her!

Being shut in that toilet opened my eyes!

Zip this please.

She has clearly betrayed me!

Set me up with that McKinsey chick

'I' am creating a scene?

I'll speak to you in a while

No, don't send her number right now

You know, I've been trying to have this conversation since you got here!

What are you trying to say?

That you don't love me anymore?

Then you should have told me before

I took a 24-hour long connecting flight

I don't even have jetlag yet!

Keep the bag properly, my laptop's in it

Mikki, listen...

And what is this mikki? Do I look like a cartoon?

Okay, listen.

Eveything is not so black and white...

Right now, I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

We've been together for three years!

What is t he problem?

Listen...

Is it about the sex?

It was my first time, the AC was on and I got a little nervous in the cold

NO! it's not about the sex.

So, is there someone else?

How is that possible?

Why?

Why can't there be someone else?

It's possible. It's just that...

You've put on some weight

But I like the weight!

I mean I like YOU

It's ok!

No! It's not fine Mikesh. It's not!

We are meeting each other properly after 3 years

What are you talking about? We've been meeting everyday for 3 years on Skype!

I came to India twice!

Remember, we went to Shivsagar?

You were happily relishing those malai koftas

All that Skyping and chatting was nothing?

Mikesh, the "Skype-You" and the "Skype-Me" are so different from the "Real-life You" and the "Real-fe Me"!

Can you repeat the last one?

- The "Skype... - Wait a minute. slow down. First sit down

Now tell me.

Mikesh...

I'm just saying...

that marriage is a different story. We don't even know each other properly.

No. No, it's not like that. I know you.

I know everything about you

Ask me anything!

Not a quiz contest but ask me anything

I know everything about you

You used to study at St.Maries in Allahabad

You work for P&G in Mumbai

You once fell into the sewer while texting

Ok, so you know everything.

So, what's my favorite color?

Pink

Pink?

Why? Because I'm a girl! So pink?

No, because you are wearing pink.

So if i'm weari... Mikesh this is red!

This is red?

Let me see. Looks like pink in that light.

Mikesh, don't do this man!

Ok fine. so it's red. Why are you getting upset about it?

Tanya!

I don't understand you girl's obsession with the favourite color

I don't know my favorite color

Does that mean, I can't get married?

Ok fine. Forget color. Answer this!

Do I sleep with light On or Off?

Do I like Bollywood commercial films or black & white noir film?

Do I like apartments or bungalows? Am I scared of cats or dogs?

Do I like aliens or do I like ghosts?

Which food am I allergic to?

And which food am I not allergic to, but I tell people I am?

Just to save myself from the embarassment of admitting that I don't like the taste

And what are my career plans for the next 10 years?

So you know everything!

Can you...

Why do you talk so fast? You just take off!

You want the lights on or off? Tell me from the beginning.

Mikesh, come here.

Just, sit down first.

See

Mikesh

It's not happening.

I'm not saying No. But I'm not saying Yes either

Just give me some more time. Ok?

Yes so? You will have time, Tanya.

Lots of it!

Then in 1 year of living together we'll f... do great!

Yeah... but we can't be sure about that yet.

What if living together makes us hate each other?

So, right now we should just try and hangout more often

You shift smewhere closeby and...

I'll keep coming on weekends, ok?

Where is your phone?

See

Let's look for something

You wanted a house in Bandra right?

And you wanted a garden and a swimming pool too. Right?

so... there!

This society is very reasonable!

But this one has an ATM. So, I think this is better

This one is a catholic, but I have a convent background so I can...

Tanya, listen to me..

We can look for houses later. But there is a little problem about postponing the wedding.

There won't be any problem Mikesh, if we decide mutually

You don't understand

I spoke to someone else about this before telling you.

Pick it up!

Tell him I said Namaste

I hate you so much Mikesh Choudhary!

Tanya...

Hello?

No. She left.

Alright.

Alright?

Papa, you don't have any problem with our marriage?

Nope.

Thank you, Uncle.

Take his blessings.

Papa!