NARUTO Spin-Off: Rock Lee & His Ninja Pals (NARUTO SD ロック・リーの青春フルパワー忍伝)

Welcome to the Hidden Leaf Village. As you all know, it's the home of the legendary Naruto Uzumaki. But today, a

very unique ninja takes center stage.

Idiot... Idiot...

Ahhhhh!

Agh!

Go away!

Oh, we'll leave. As soon as you give us the money!

Fork it over and nobody gets hurt.

That's what you get for borrowing it!

Leave me alone!

We'll be outta your hair as soon as you pay up!

Give it up and this'll all be over.

You shoulda paid us back sooner!

But, I can't!

We'll be up in your face until we see the cash!

Then you won't have to bear the embarrassment anymore!

This is the perfect crime, guys!

That is enough out of you!

Huh?!

Wha-?

Who said that?!

Ugh!

Lowlifes like you need to be taught a lesson!

Huh?!

Who are you?!

As much as I would love to tell you that I need no introduction, it would be rude of me not to provide

you a name. Even though you three are wearing masks!

Get ready, because here comes the intro!

No one can deter me from my path!

My favorite words are...

Effort and guts!

I am a ninja who lives for love!

The name of your foe...

Hah! Ya-gi-gi-gah!

...is Rock Lee!

Rock Lee is a ninja who can't use Ninjutsu.

Idiot...Idiot...

If you really think I am going to let a trio of thugs pick on a helpless little girl, think again!

Scram, half-pint! This ain't none of your concern!

You wouldn't be talking all tough if you knew who we were! I hope you like knuckle sandwiches!

Don't say we didn't warn ya, buddy!

Then you leave me no choice! If talking will not fix this, then punching will have to do!

Bring it on!

Ahhhhhh!

Doooooggg doooooo!

Ahhhhh!

Ooh! Nice undies, bro!

That's hot!

Polka dots are in!

You jerk! I'm gonna get you for this!

That ninja is pretty awesome!

Give it up! All he did was fall down!

Huh...

That maybe how it looks to the untrained eye...

...but, to those in the know. That move lets one win a fight without hurting the other guy!

Elimination by Depantsification!

No way! That sounds so fake!

He just tripped over dog poo, that's all!

He made them leave me alone, and he didn't even have to hurt 'em!

I can tell by the hearts where your eyes should be, that you are impressed by my prowess!

Give me your hand.

Okay!

Give me a break!

Ahhh!

Tenten? Neji?

Look who left us behind again!

We're supposed to be a team, y'know! Which means you can't just ditch us whenever you feel like it.

Now, let's get going.

Sorry, but, could I get a little more help before you take him away?

Of course!

Idiot...Idiot...

Lone sharks, huh?

Yeah. They're picking on me to get my dad to pay back what he borrowed from them.

Paying back a debt is important, but picking on those who are weaker than you is not honorable!

Hm! That's a good way to put it!

A friend of mine owed some money to some people once,

and all they did was bug him day and night!

Sir, the movie you rented, After school Escapades, is now overdue.

Sir, the movie you rented, After school Ecstasy, is now overdue.

Sir, you might as well just buy the movie.

Ahhhh!

Overdue movies have nothing to do with loan sharks, you big dummy!

Do go on.

My dad's been working extra hard to make enough money to pay them back, but that's not enough. If we don't

give them ten times as much as he borrowed, they're gonna mess up our house!

That's awful. Having loan sharks threaten your family like that.

The whole reason I came to this village was to hire a ninja to protect my family from those thugs,

but then they caught up with me on the way.

I'm just glad this nice man was here to save me!

Save you? All he did was pants a guy.

Please, Mister. You wouldn't leave us high and dry, would ya?

Do not worry! I am on it!

Uh, what are you talking about, Lee?

Yes. We're already on a mission, remember?

We will just have to make room for this, as well!

Do you mean it?!

Those thugs are toast! And I am the toaster who will bring them to justice!

Ahhhh!

You're not a toaster, you dummy! That simile makes no sense!

It's a metaphor.

Idiot...Idiot...

Hey, could you maybe not walk like that all the time?

What?! And ignore my training?! No way!

We're here, you guys. That's it!

Aha! Indoor plumbing dead ahead! I really have to pee!

Uh! Be careful where you're walking!

They set boobie-traps?!

Even worse! A stray dog totally pooped out front!

Ah!

Noooooot agaaaaaain!

Ow!

I did not touch it. That is all that matters.

If our team ever has to fight in a dog-park, we're done for.

Are you okay, mister ninja?

It looks as if those villains have really cleaned this place out.

Not just that. They've turned off the electricity, gas, and water, too. So all I can offer you is cold tea.

Hold on. Do houses in our world have utilities like that?

Fear not, lacking hostess! I will just have a coffee!

You dummy! She can't make anything!

I shall pass on the tea, also. Unless it's green tea, then yes.

Why does no one listen to me?!

Hold on! Rock Lee can heat up the kettle for us with ninjutsu! He can shoot fireballs at it

or something, right?!

Fireballs are not going to happen.

Huh. I'm sorry. Your powers are way too important to waste on tea.

Trust me, that is not it.

I cannot use ninjutsu ever! Get it?

Huuuuuhhhh?!

Whaddya mean you can't use ninjutsu?! You said you were a ninja! You are a ninja, right?!

Totally. I just do not have ninja powers.

Then, what was that special attack you used to save me earlier?!

Yeah, about that. I was just dodging the dog doo but it all worked out, so I rolled with it.

More like rolled in it, you goofy klutz.

A ninja that can't use ninjutsu...

I will explain if you give me a second.

When you said you'd make room on the plate for my problem, I thought you were a ninja, not just some guy!

Stop yelling and I think you will remember how impressive Depantsification was in action.

Just give it up!

You're nothing but a liar, Rock Lee. If that's your real name!

Please, you have to believe me! I never meant to mislead you! And besides...

Huh?

I cannot help that I am the man you fell in love with.

Oww!

We're not in a soap opera! This is anime!

C'mon! I still bring a lot to the table! Just not, ninjutsu!

Get outta here, you big faker!

She is really mad, huh?

Well, nothing you can do if she's made up her mind.

Guess we'll have to move on.

Stupid liar!

Hm?

Him again?!

I told you to get outta here!

Hiya, twerp! Didja miss us?

The coast is clear! No weirdo with a bowl-cut this time.

It's time for the finale, you guys.

You caused me a lotta grief. It's okay, though. Instead of paying me back, I think I'll just take ya

with me! Bwhahaha!

Oh no! This is it!

I think not!

Huh?

Him again?!

I was hoping you had learned your lesson the last time, but oh well! If you do not want trouble...

Uh! Ugh! Ah!

...Leave that girl alone already!

You got a lotta nerve, trying to act like you're a ninja!

Just hold on! Let me explain myself!

Fake, huh? I thought there was something fishy about that pants attack!

If you can't even use ninjutsu, we've got nothing to worry about!

Ooh! This is gonna be fun!

Enough talk! Get 'em!

I do not need flashy ninjutsu moves to win. I have moves of my own!

Huh?!

Hah!

Leaf Crap Shoot!

Morning Coffee!

Ahhhh!

Raining Nosebleed!

Not bad, kid! But you're gonna need more than teakettles to beat me! Bwahaha!

He's too good for you! Run away!

No I can take this guy!

Oh, did I hurt you, ninja without ninjutsu! Mwheheh!

There's no way you can beat this guy. Any ninja who can't use ninjutsu is just an ordinary person!

You're wrong.

Rock Lee doesn't need the bells and whistles of a ninjutsu to be special.

That's right.

Lee's worked really hard on his hand-to-hand fighting skills, but even that's not what makes him unique.

He's one-of-a-kind because of his willpower.

He never throws in the towel.

Aghhhhh!

You idiot!

Hahhhh!

Hykahah!

Take this!

Did you just trip yourself on purpose?

Hiyahhh!

Elimination by Depantsification!

Ahhh! You little!