Agata Christian: Murder on the Snow (Agata Christian - Delitto sulle nevi)

A brutal murder.

Ezio and Aunt Mariuccia are inseparable.

Not a day goes by that he doesn't visit her in her beloved villa in Sora.

But let's now hear from the criminologist, Christian Agata.

Eziuccio, you loved Aunt Mariuccia, yes?

Like a mother.

I bet there was a ritual between her and her aunt : Friday night allowance.

It was your secret. But not that night.

How do you know?

And he didn't even give him money for the slot machines .

And she couldn't accept that.

- I didn't want to, aunt! - Ezio, what didn't he want?

Kill her. Oh, but you too.

Heredity and saturated fat: this is why people kill.

Now you're pissing me off, I'm leaving. Professor. Bye, darling.

But where is he going? Christian Agata, where is he going?

Come back, Christian Agata, we're live.

That's also the beauty of live broadcasting, but it's not done like this.

I can't breathe.

Ezio is feeling ill, call a doctor.

What kind of doctor? Call the police. You dickhead.

We apologize to all of you at home.

for the absence of Christian Agata,

but, as you have seen, this is a real scoop,

the admission of murder.

We didn't think something like this could happen,

and then live on TV, really.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Doctor Agata, may I?

Excuse me, my Raimondo would really like a photo with you. He's always following you.

Go, love, come on.

What are you doing, what are you touching? Move over. Move over.

No, sorry, the baby is cut in half, that's not right.

Okay, what's the problem? This one's changing.

See? It's perfect like this. Go with Mom, go away.

Dr. Agata, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Walter Gulmar.

- Nice to meet you. - My pleasure. Walter Gulmar.

Oh, like "Gulmar&Gulmar", the ones from the board games?

Not "like", we are exactly those ones.

Ah, you are sitting.

Listen, Dr. Agata, my father Carlo, the founder of the company, and I,

We have always been his admirers.

- And this is a gift from us. - What is it?

It is the re-release, after almost 40 years, of "Crime Castle",

which is our flagship, most successful game.

It's my tea. What do you want?

Look, let's be clear.

I want her to be the face of the game.

Italy's most famous detective.

- From Europe. - From Europe, certainly.

This weekend, we will gather at our property in the Aosta Valley,

property that inspired Crime Castle,

and there we will shoot the game's commercial, with her.

- Nitrous oxide, right? - Good.

Ex crackomane.

Rather, Agata, take a look here, at the little number at the bottom.

Huh? And my dad doesn't know anything, so it'll be a crazy surprise for him.

With your permission. There's no way I'm going to discuss it.

- So it's done. It's done. - No, it's not done.

Did you see? I told you he'd accept.

- He said "no." - I said "no."

Huh? He said "yes"! Damn, he said "yes"!

Cosimina? What is this music?

Cosima, what's for dinner?

Eh?

But what does "Maracaibo" have to do with anything now? Cosima?

- What is it? - Happy birthday, doctor.

But my birthday is in a week.

- I know, but I'm leaving. - And where are you going?

In Tricase, at my sister's. Did he forget about his vacation?

In Tricase? And what do I do with guests?

But which guests?

But how? I told you to send out the invitations.

I did it. They all came back.

Even the lawyer Petrosi?

Last year she told him that her wife was having sex with a Cuban.

That cuckold didn't even thank me. And Dr. De Rosa?

He insulted her because she made her lasagna.

But can I know what the lasagna did to her?

Lasagna is the symbol of Italian superficiality and laxity.

It's a scam masquerading as food, that's what it is.

Oh, I forgot.

- For her. - What is it? To make it up to you?

It's a timer, which lasts only ten seconds.

Wait for the beep before speaking, so you avoid saying mean things,

and maybe he makes a friend.

- Happy birthday. - Oh, happy birthday.

But are you really leaving?

Can you hear me at the station? Hello?

- Commander? - Huh?

The radio still isn't working. We have a problem.

- What's wrong? Is it broken? - Let's see, but…

What's up?

I get it: they're bees. They've made their home inside our radio.

Oh, inside?

- There's a beehive. "Zoo." - Oh, I hear that.

But they can't stay here, because it's dangerous for them.

- Take it. - Me? What should I do?

- You have to take them near a tree. - But it's dangerous.

No, they are sensitive, good animals.

- He takes him near a tree. - Yes.

Because they are looking for a new home.

The climate is changing because of man.

Look there, at the top.

If you look here, you can also clearly see the motivation behind why they're going to change.

Help! Oh!

Low pressure changed man, it changed everything.

Oh well, at least we saved the hive today.

- Now the bees are grateful to you. - I don't think so.

You know that "ombo" slows the growth of holly.

- "Boat"? - "Boat".

- What is it? - The roar of the car.

Oh, the roar of the engine. "Ombo" isn't in the Italian vocabulary.

But then who was this?

Gulmar's son. A powerful figure in the area.

You know what we're going to do now? We're going to catch up with him and give him a hefty fine.

Okay. I know where he lives.

Welcome, Doctor Agata, I hope you had a good trip.

Longer than anything else.

- Serena. Carlo Gulmar's first assistant. - Oh, the secretary. Pablo, give her a hand, go on.

What a pleasure to meet you, Olmo Rinaldi.

- Here. - Thanks.

1.100 euro?

Did he come from Rome by taxi?

The plane doesn't reach us, the trains are always late and crowded.

Shall I go this way?

Do you know that I was the one who mentioned your name to Walter Gulmar?

Because he didn't even know her.

My husband jokes, he's a creative.

He designed all the company's games.

Bravo, bravo.

Christian Agata, it's an honor to have you as our guest.

Do you know that you are not the first illustrious person to cross this threshold?

The first was Guglielmo Marconi.

- "Me cojoni." - Oh, yes, him.

She slept in the same suite we reserved for her.

Interesting, very much.

You will see tomorrow how interesting it will be to visit the gardens,

which I personally take care of, these too…

Elaeagnus.

- Do you know them too? - Yes.

They're my favorites, you know?

Yes, because they are native plants, which have… What is it?

- Piece of shit. - Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

Elvio!

Dr. Gulmar, welcome.

But weren't you dead? I remembered you were dead.

Why aren't you dead?

Witty.

- This is nice, huh? - Yes, doctor.

Welcome, Mr. Agata. Come inside and I'll introduce you to your father.

- Ah, dad. - Come on.

Lady.

A bear.

Yes, this is B52. How sweet he is.

He's sleeping. He came here because it's hibernation time now.

Here, looking for his bed.

He got up.

Yes, he stood up, because we made a mistake.

- He got closer. - He got closer, yes.

Now you have to stay still and you must not look me straight in the eyes,

because he thinks you're challenging him.

No, no, not only do I not stare at him, I don't even look at him.

No, this is not done, this is wrong,

It's not even fair to him, because he feels your indifference.

- What should I do? - You have to look, but gently.

- Gently? - Yes, yes.

Stay here!

He's here, yes, yes. Because he wants you to be part of his family.

Help!

Help! Help! Oh God!

Commander, did you hear the loud shot? "Boom."

B52 ran away, because he was scared by this loud gunshot.

You ran away.

Out of respect for the confidence you were taking.

Howl.

I yelled at him, “This is not the time to make friends.”

And I to you: "This is your moment."

No, you were screaming because you were shitting yourself.

Come on, go. The mountain man.

- And anyway, there was a shot. - Let's think about the shot.

- There was a loud shot. - I understand. Let's go.

Did you see that stuff?

Ah, India. Got you, huh? You only act vegan on social media.

Then when no one is looking, you eat pigs.

I was just considering the environmental impact of this buffet. Disgusting.

She is my step sister India.

Can you say "stepsister", or is that not woke enough?

One-sided sister.

What role do you have in society?

No, no, she doesn't stoop to trying to make money, she prefers to throw it away.

What are you trying to fail at this month?

Dog coats made from recycled Indian Ocean plastic.

That was pet fashion. Now I'm into sustainable healthy food.

- I have two samples here. - Healthy food.

Should I eat it?

Are these cricket crackers? Delicious.

I bet Dr. Agata is much more polite than you,

and he'll appreciate it, right?

Darling, I'd rather drink two fingers of shit.