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Wow, we really pulled this place together.

Do you think Kenny and Liz will like it?

I hope so. And I hope Liz Grams the hell out of this wedding

for her 300,000 followers.

Oh, I know I've made fun of her social media,

but now that it could help us launch our bed-and-breakfast,

weare the ones who are #Blessed.

Oh, this is lovely!

I hope these nuptials go better than mine.

Elias arrived late, drunk,

and smelling of the maid's perfume.

Hetty, why would you marry that guy?

My father needed to close a land deal,

and I was deemed his most comely daughter.

Damn Margaret and her mustache. She dodged a bullet.

Hey, you got a minute?

Something I need you to see.

Those are always expensive words to hear.

Oh, Mark, is it bad news?

This could actually be good news.

Well, I'll bring a check for five grand just in case.

No need. I have your card on file now.

Great.

So, I was doing some rewiring,

and when I turned this sconce, I heard a click from that wall.

Check this out.

And that's when I discovered something behind this paneling.

Is it a secret passageway?

Don't toy with my emotions, Mark.

It's never a secret passageway.

But in this case, it is.

How about that mislead, babe? Mark's having fun.

Oh! Oh!

Did you know about this, Hetty? I did not!

What is down the passageway?

Oh, it's good.

I don't understand.

So, we just have a bank vault under our house?

Well, you said a robber baron lived here, right?

What? Babe, we might be rich.

Unless, of course, this is a Geraldo situation.

What is Geraldo?

He was this news anchor

who did this live TV special

where he opened up Al Capone's vault.

And inside? Bubkes.

Don't get me started on Al Capone.

That man was clingy. Can you open it?

Think so.

Course, it'll take a while.

Won't be cheap.Mark.

Say the word. Card's on file.

My crooked husband must have built this

to embezzle my riches.

Hetty thinks there might be riches inside.

If this thing isfilled with gold coins,

I am definitely gonna Scrooge McDuck in 'em.

Can one of you walk through the door and see what's in there?

Oh! Peter!

I've never seen that happen before.

Pete bounced off the vault door.

A surface that's impenetrable to ghosts?

I love it when the mythology gets expanded.

Puny Pete must not be strong enough.

Stand back.

Well, this ismysterious.

Hetty, do you have any idea

what combination Elias could have used?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Try 0603.

Try 0603.

It was our anniversary.JAY:0603.

Oh, nope. HETTY: Okay.

Fine. Uh, try 1101.

1101?

The maid's birthday.

01.

Yes! Oh!

Ah, that is heavy!

Okay.

Damn it!

There's nothing in here.

Aw. No riches.

See, now picture this

but with Geraldo having to vamp for two hours.

Sweet Lord, I'm finally free.

Who are all you people? Hetty!

Elias. How are you not rotting in hell?

Good to see you, too.

The ghost of a robber baron just popped out of our safe.

Hey, where's all your gold, man?

Hi! I'm Pete. Nice to meet you.

Welcome.

: Back, I guess. Welcome back.

Oh, my God.

Is that...?! My corpse?

It is. The only thing that kept me company

when I was locked in there for the last 130 years.

Not much of a talker, though.

That must be Kenny and Liz. I'll get it.

Okay. I'll just stay in here

with the corpse and all the ghosts.

I was kidding. Sam, please slow down!

Sam!

So, this is where you've been all this time?

Yes. What did you think

when I just disappeared?

Didn't you search for me?

You didn't tell anyone about the vault.

I assumed that you ran off with one of your many floozies.

No. The vault maker locked me in here.

He left me to suffocate.Oh.

His wife and I had grown close.

Oh, God. And when he finished the vault,

there was a debate over payment

and the paternity of his son, but... Oh.

Wait, all of you are ghosts?

Yeah, bro. We've all died on the property over the years.

Most people go up,

but we just stick around for some reason. THORFINN: Hi.

I am Thorfinn.

I like herring and...

Wonderful. Now, how do-eth you, madam?

Really?

Mm-mm. Not happening.

Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi! SAMANTHA: Hi!

Oh, I am so excited to be here.

I can't believe we're getting married tomorrow.

Kenny, did you get that?

Oh! Sorry, the phone wasn't ready.

Uh... Okay, this is gonna be a big weekend

for us, so I'm gonna need you to have your phone

in your hand at all times, okay? Yeah.

These two seem like a lot.

Oh, so, who's this little guy?

Oh, this is Rooney,

our rescue that we rescued.

Oh, my God, Rooney. I follow him.

Uh, Rooney's got, like, 30,000 followers.

What's a follower?

Well, in the cult, it referred to anyone

who'd gotten the tattoo and slept with Bruce.

Are you guys gonna post any pictures while you're here?

Feel free to tag us. #WoodstoneB&B.

I absolutely will,

just after the wedding.

Actually on a short social media vacay right now.

It's part

of a brand strategy

to make sure that Liz

seems more present for life's big moments.

Exactly.

Because life is about what happens

when the cameras aren't rolling.

Kenny, did you get that? Oh, sorry.

Damn it. Okay, we'll roll it back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I still can't believe

I didn't ascend into heaven.

I paid the church. There was a contract!

Did you pay for me, too, or was it just a solo trip?

I was a little pinched at the time.

The mill workers had unionized,

which I put down violently,

but somebody had to pay for that mob.

That is not a great story.

So, you're an actual robber baron.

I mean, you're, like, really rich, right?

Let me put it to you this way: I ate meat several times a week.

Well, it's not a Lamborghini, but that's very cool.

So, did anyone else from our day stick around as a ghost?

He's gonna ask about the maid.

Like, oh, I don't know, say, the maid?

Just to name someone randomly.

No, she's no longer here,

you syphilitic reprobate.

First off, everybody fun had syphilis.

And I don't appreciate that tone.

Well, then maybe you should go back

down to your vault and talk to your withered corpse.

There it is again.

What happened to my obedient wife?

Well, modern women don't just defer to their husbands,

Elias, and I have learned from the living lady of the house

that when she doesn't like something, she says so.

Like when Jay spent $500 on action doll.

: Big mistake.

That living lady is a dangerous influence on you

with her newfangled notions.

She and Jay have simply opened my eyes.

They have a respectful marriage,

and you were a terrible husband, Elias.

And my least favorite cousin.

I don't have to stand here and listen to another word of this!

Look, it's not important, but how hot was this maid?

What kind of servant doesn't move out of the way?

You want to go into that room and have sex right now?

I... What?

I want you like I've never wanted anyone. Uh,

sorry, I'm married. But that was a much-needed confidence boost.