China O'Brien

All right, spread out!

This way! Over there!

Spread out, guys!

Down there!

He's down there!

There he is!

Keep your eyes open!

- Over this way! - That way, come on!

There he is! There he is!

- Oh god, he's got a gun! - Let's move! Move!

Davey?

In other news, C.Z. Baskin is still at large,

after escaping from Federal prison yesterday

and killing three guards.

A convicted drug smuggler, Baskin served in the Special Forces in Vietnam.

He was convicted of smuggling over twenty pounds

of pure heroin into the United States

and fatally shooting a customs officer.

- Listen, Baskin's on the radio! - Quiet. Let's hear it.

...it is believed one of the men who served with C.Z. Baskin in Vietnam

smuggled a gun into the prison.

In a statement to the press, F.B.I. Agent Lynn revealed that Kirk Baskin, C.Z.'s brother

failed to report to work two days ago.

And co-workers believe Kirk may have—

Turn that thing off!

You made the six o'clock news again.

Any word from Andy and Jake?

Nothin' yet, man.

And they thought they could keep me locked up...

That judge!

The prosecutor!

That cop!

And my good friend, Frank.

I want my money back, Frankie!

Hey, Baskin, you up for a swim?

Oh, yeah...

You be making up for lost time, Charlie? ㅤ

- Mr. Zaccaro? - Can you give us anymore information?

Mr. Zaccaro, are you planning to indict someone for the Union payoffs?

- Please... - What about reports that you're

bringing in a surprise witness?

- No comment. - bringing in a surprise witness?

Mr. Zaccaro, is it true that—

Right now my job is to bring criminals to justice.

I've had very little time to think about running for office.

Yes, but you are considering it?

Mister District Attorney, just one... one quick question, please, sir.

Sir, come on, give us a break.

- Mr. Zaccaro, what about— - Did you and the Mayor discuss it?

Which canister did you say the ball was under? This one?

- Uh-huh. - Will you lift the canister, please?

Now, sir, would you check your pockets?

Oh!

Let's give Larry a round of applause. He's been a good sport. Thank you.

Now for my next illusion, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

Don't all rush up at once. How about you, sir?

How would you like to come up here?

No. No.

Maybe if we give him a little encouragement?

Is that your wife with you?

Now, maybe she can convince you?

For me. It's our anniversary.

Okay, I'll do it.

Did I hear your wife say it's your anniversary?

Forty-seven years.

Isn't that wonderful?

Now, sir, if you'll step over here.

For my next trick, I'm going to make you disappear.

Oh, don't worry, ma'am. I promise to bring him right back.

You do want him back, don't you?

Forty-seven years is a long time.

And what's your name, sir?

Uh, Martin.

Martin. And what do you do?

I'm a judge.

A judge!

You know, I have all these parking tickets,

but I guess I'd better be careful what I say around him

or he can use it in a court of law.

Next, my handsome assistant

will help the judge here into the box.

Go on. He doesn't bite.

You won't bite him now, will you?

You all set?

Are you comfy in there?

I think so.

Good. Now get ready for the ride of your life.

And now, to prove to you the box is empty.

Voila!

What is this?

Yeah?

Robert Issacs Detective Agency?

Yeah. ㅤ

Mr. Issacs?

That's me. ㅤ

How can I help you, uh, Miss?...

You come very highly recommended by some friends of mine.

Happy Birthday.

Look, miss, uh. I don't know what you're doing, but, uh...

I can't believe it.

Well, who sent you?

Bert! My brother-in-law, Bert! He's always doing stuff like...

Happy... Birthday...

Come on, come on. You gotta tell me.

From C.Z. Baskin and the boys.

Well, it's another beautiful Fourth of July day here

in North West County.

It's seventy-eight degrees right now, going on up to eighty-six.

I hear we had a real nice turnout for the pancake breakfast down at Pavilion Park.

And if you're heading on out that way,

they closed the south entrance to traffic.

Now, the fire department has asked me to read this message:

Firecrackers can be dangerous, so play safe.

And if you're one of those kids playing down in the street...

Now, I've got George Caldwell here.

I want to welcome you all to the Twelfth Annual...

You look worried.

Aren't you? Baskin's still loose. ㅤ

Charlie can't hurt us anymore.

Three men are dead already. ㅤ

He knew where to find them. They didn't relocate like we did.

No one knows where we are.

And in special consideration for her bravery,

courage and determination

in ridding our fair town of the criminal elements,

we extend our special gratitude to China O'Brien.

Yeah!

For the past two years,

the streets of our city have been made safe.

And I'm proud to say that our community

boasts one of the lowest crime rates of any in the state!

In appreciation to her service to the community—

She ain't bad to look at neither!

Sheriff Lori China O'Brien.

Thank you, Mayor.

I'm not really good at making speeches,

but I'd like to dedicate this plaque in memory of my father.

I only hope that I could be half as good a Sheriff as he was. Thank you.

I want to be a Sheriff just like you when I grow up.

Next up here we have a martial arts demonstration...

I don't know why you dragged me to this thing.

China's a good friend. You could at least make an effort.

I'd have left this hick town long ago, if it wasn't for you.

Good luck.

Sheriff! You got a call on the radio!

Okay, thanks, Angie.

Dispatch, this is car number one, Sheriff O'Brien.

China, I read you. This is Dispatch. Over.

Hi, Lucille. What's up? Over.

There's trouble down at Lizard's place.

Chester's on the loose again.

Where's Russell?

He went over to Garcia's ranch.

He's checking into that cattle rustling.

I'm on my way now. One out.

What's up?

Chester's back. ㅤ

Need some help?

No, I can handle him. ㅤ

I'll just go for the ride.

I'll take those.

Come on, give me my keys.

How 'bout a ride? ㅤ

I don't want a ride. I just want my keys.

Give her the keys. ㅤ

Absolutely.

Here's your keys.

Thank you. ㅤ

Just keeping the park clean.

What's happening, Lizard?

Chester. Drunk as a skunk every time he comes down from his mountain.

Pulled the gas pump out in back plumb clean out of the ground.

You better call him an ambulance.

He don't need no ambulance.

He was like that 'fore the ruckus started.

I'll send someone down to take a statement.

You going after Chester?

Yep. ㅤ

I guess you'll have to. Too bad.

See ya, Lizard.

- Need some help? - No, I can handle it.

Hey, Chester. How you doin'?

My head hurts.

You had a little fun down at Lizard's today.

Have you come to take me in?

Yep. ㅤ

I ain't a-goin'.

You know you can't go bustin' up places like that any more, Chester.

I still ain't a-goin'.

You said the exact same thing last time.

Yeah? Well, if I don't fall asleep this time,

you won't be able to handcuff me.

I can wait.

Yeah, that's it, China!

Wait him out!

Go away!

I have to take you in.

I don't want to have to hurt no woman.

But I ain't a-gonna spend no night in jail.

Dispatch, this is China. I'm bringing Chester in.