Lovelace

- - Ladies and gentlemen

the moment we've all been waiting for

the one, the only Linda Lovelace!

- What's your name? - "Linda Lovelace."

I meant what's your real name?

- That's my real name. - So what did you do

before you were the first ever pornographic film superstar?

How does it feel to be the poster girl

for the sexual revolution?

The pornographic film "Deep Throat"

has become one of the most popular

and profitable blue movies of all time.

Today a Manhattan criminal court judge ruled the film obscene

and ordered it removed from theaters in New York City.

This is kind of a strange country, isn't it? Judges can see "Deep Throat"

- but they can't listen to those tapes. - "Deep Throat"

a trendsetting film that brought pornography into popular culture.

How did you become "Linda Lovelace" in the first place

if you were born as "Linda Boreman"?

I think you can be a star

and I don't mean just an adult-movie star

I mean, a real star

Is your name "Linda Lovelace"?

So tell me

who's the real Linda Lovelace?

- No! Patsy! Come on. - Jeez! Come on, Miss "Holy-Holy"!

- Do you want to get tan lines? - mm.

You're going to thank me later.

So have you slept with that guy yet?

- No. Patsy, come on. - Don't be such a prude.

- You're 21 years old. - A prude?

How am I a prude? I think I've learned

my lesson that one time, thank you very much.

There are other things that you can do.

ugh I don't even know how to talk to you any more.

- Seriously, that's disgusting. -

- That's disgusting. -

- Linda! - Shit! Is that your mom?

I thought, you said she was at work.

- Linda... - Take this, please.

- Yes. - Put it out.

Linda, are you out at the back?

Honestly, what is this? A nudist colony?

- What are you wearing? - Ma!

Get in the house.

OK? Because everybody's going fast.

- Ready? - Ready.

- Careful. - All I can see is your butt.

Oh, my God!

A cool band! They're missing something, though

- don't you think? - Like what?

- Go-go dancers. - Are you volunteering?

- Actually, like... - Do that again.

- I know. - You enjoyed it.

I need, like, a week off.

- You two move pretty good up there. - Thanks.

Do you ever think about doing that professionally?

Yes, right.

Yes! Dancing girls in Vegas make 2 or 300 bucks a night.

What? Ha! Someone would pay that much to see me dance?

- I would. -

I'm "Chuck Traynor", by the way.

- I'm "Patsy". - "Linda".

- Do you guys smoke grass? - Yes, sure.

Patsy, I have to go home now.

It's a little bit of grass. Come on, babe.

OK.

I'm good.

In accordance with your hopes

mindful of your concerns

sustained by your prayers

- thank you, and good night. - Thanks, honey.

President Nixon addressing the nation live from

'Bye, Mom. 'Bye, Dad. See you later. I'm going.

Linda!

Where do you think you're going?

The beach.

It's dark!

And what on Earth do you have on!

- It's a party. - And whose party is it?

I'm going with Patsy and her boyfriend, "Ray". It's a friend of his.

- And what does this "Ray" do? - I don't know, Ma.

It's not like I made him fill out a questionnaire.

mm-mm

I think Patsy said he was a bartender. All right?

But I did tell them that I had to be home by 11:00 on the nose.

Any later, and I'll call you, I swear to God.

- See you, sweetheart. -

Do you know that one?

- The one with that guy? - Exactly.

My God! I was so stoned when I saw that!

I couldn't figure out what was going on.

I kept expecting there to be subtitles.

- Yes, there weren't. - No, I know.

They were speaking American.

No, but by the time I figured that out

it was, like, halfway through the movie.

Hey, guys. Let's go skinny-dipping.

No! I've got to go, so

- What? - Yes.

You're such a drag.

We're going to go. whoo

Come on. I'm going in!

- Jump in! -

- You don't dig the ocean? - No.

I don't know.

- ow - What?

- You bit me. - I did?

- Yes. - No, I didn't.

It's cool.

You don't think I'm a drag?

Well, I don't think you're a drag at all.

- No? - No way!

Thanks for the ride home.

Wait. Come on!

Come on!

You haven't said a word since we got in the car.

You can tell me.

What is it? What's going on?

OK.

- I got pregnant - mm

and I had a baby last year

and that's why we moved here from Yonkers.

Where's this baby now?

I don't even know.

My mom put him up for adoption.

She told me, I was signing circumcision papers.

- Damn! - Yes.

I'd like to meet your folks.

- Really? - I think they'd dig me.

No. They don't dig anybody.

They don't even dig themselves.

Listen. I'll make you a bet.

You have me over for dinner

and by the end of the night

if they say, "What a lovely young man"

- then I win. - What do you win?

You can spend the night at my house.

And if they don't, what do I win?

You can spend the night at my house.

- Yes? - mm-hmm

OK. Right there.

Lord, make us thankful for these

and all our many blessings. Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

Chuck, I'd like to thank you again

- for those lovely flowers. - My pleasure.

Linda tells us that you were in the service.

Yes, madam, the Marine Corps.

Mr. Boreman was in World War II.

Oh, Yes? Were you in the Corps?

- No, the Army: Italy, mostly. - I was stationed in Korea.

I won a couple of marksmanship competitions

but that's about all the action I ever saw.

I'll bet you would have been brave, though.

The guys that served with your father

are some of the bravest men that I'd have ever met.

So what do you do now?

- I own a bar and restaurant. - That's interesting.

What kind of bar and restaurant?

Just good food and pretty waitresses.

What do you do for work, Mr. Boreman?