نخستین 200 خط.
TRAGEDIA BURLESCA
Well well. Only impulse with your feet.
Come on. Come on. That's.
What happens? Come on!
- Ligament, wait 5 minutes. - You've been resting for 5 years.
That's.
Hey, pass it.
What's wrong?
- What is that? - From the central prison. A medical flyer.
- Where to? - For you, doctor.
Sign here. The sentence, doctor.
He has been sentenced to psychiatric treatment. He killed his family.
- The hospital does not work. - Why?
There is no wardrobe, no food, no medicine!
Only in section F, 20 patients died
last month! That's enough?
They wait in vain, go to their rooms.
- Doctor, what do we do now? - Return him to prison, I'm sorry.
They have sentenced him to a treatment.
What do I treat you with? With electric cramps and cold water?
Brother, they're going to fuck you over this.
I would like to see it! That they condemn me
for not wanting to treat without medicines!
Nurse Vera!
Nurse!
- Doctor, we want to ask you something. - Wait, Vasilije, please.
- Doctor, we have to tell you one thing. - I beg you, Rajna.
Vera!
Convene the conference in the international press center.
I want to inform the media of what is happening here!
And have you already informed my children?
Okay, Vasilije, I'll go see you tonight.
- I have to buy a wedding dress. - If that is.
Come on.
Where is the key to the front door?
Here you go.
For what?
To close when it leaves.
- Close the main door? - Yes
I will present my resignation, and with it I will give you the keys.
That he treat patients without medication the minister.
Twenty years I've been a doctor, and now I have to work like a healer!
Heal with bat wings, and snake skin!
Vera...
We have to send patients to their homes.
Call Vasilije's son, Milan.
Ivan...
What's up, Vera?
- What will become of us? - What do you mean?
- You will leave me, Ivan! - I will not leave you.
I can not live without you.
How nice.
How sweet.
Confirm Vasilije's son that I will go to dinner.
The phone has been ringing for half an hour.
Milan!
What do you do?
- I write. Do not you see? - What do you write?
I ask for money I have not paid wages in 4 months.
Not to mention the equipment for the work.
If they continue like this, they can close the theater.
And where is Neven?
I do not know, Rosa, I was here a moment ago.
You have not seen that he puts the whole house lost.
What am I in this house, the maid?
If they call the theater I'm not.
Hello?
Where do you call from?
Where is Julka?
Your brother's smartass. I could come sober for once.
- At least tonight. - Rosa, please.
Do not tell me anything. That is your father.
Mine freed me from worries long ago.
Hello? Okay, Kosta, are you crazy, man?
What are you doing at the bar?
Do not you remember that the doctor comes to dinner?
Kosta, drunk again?
Moron! Do you want me to kill me working?
Neven! Hello?
Pink! Please.
Do not you see that he behaves like a real asshole?
Burned, burned! The kitchen is on fire!
No one has answered in half an hour.
I do not understand, they called me for dinner.
Doctor, we would like to ask you something.
Ask him graciously.
If you would like to be the godfather of our wedding and nurse Vera the godmother.
First we wanted Joja and Violeta but Violeta is not right.
What do you say, Rajna? We wanted the
godfather doctor and nurse Vera as godmother.
- From the beginning. - It will be an honor.
Nurse, let the others prepare.
Prepare yourself too.
Well, Rosa, what's done is done.
- What's so funny? - What are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at, idiot?
Yes?
Tell him if there's a problem, that he's packing
and leave the theater immediately.
If he goes crazy again, let him go to the insane asylum and heal him!
That gives the pain to those who charge to listen to the crazy! That's!
I do not run an asylum but a theater.
What do we eat now?
Something will happen to us. Do not cry, Rosa.
What will happen to us?
This is all burned. Rosa, why does not Neven go for a barbecue?
How are we going to give that to a doctor?
Why not?
- Neven, son... - Hey Dad...
And why did Grandpa Vasilije go crazy?
- Who says he's crazy? - He's in an insane asylum.
- At the hospital. Grandpa is sick. - Of the head.
- Neven son, what are you laughing at? - Everyone has a grandfather except me!
Call the doctor to see if he is coming.
If he does not come, I throw all this and go to bed. I can not take anymore.
Come on! Let's go together!
Let's move on!
Nobody stays, we all go.
Come on. Let's move on.
Hello, psychiatric clinic.
Can I talk to Dr. Ivan, please?
- Sweetie. - Sorry?
Here Milan, son of the patient Vasilije.
Milan, it's you. How are you? When will we see each other?
Who?
Just a little, Violet. Only a little...
Joja is going to kill you. It will kill you, leave me.
Who?
Just a little, Violet...
Kill him, Joja, kill him, Joja! Kill him, Joja, kill him...
Joja!
Now you're finished!
No Joja, please, I beg you, you already killed me once.
Why did you attack Violeta? Why did you attack Violeta?!
I did not attack her.
- Throw her Joja, please! - You know it's my girlfriend!
I know, I know. But I did not want to, it was her!
What have you said? Now you're finished!
- Baja Joja, we're leaving. - Follow me everywhere.
Who follows you? - The bird Rate, on the roof. It follows me everywhere!
- Are you ready? - Long ago.
Joja and I are going to America. He will play in the Lakers...
and I will be your manager. Oh yeah?
I called Divac. It is waiting for us.
- And you used my phone? - Daily, 5 or 6 times.
We are in contact daily. Meet Magic Johnson.
Joja!
Let's move on!
Take them by the hand. In pairs.
Neven, did not I send you for a barbecue?
- Does not it matter that I'm Yugoslavian? - For what?
To play in the NBA.
- Does matters? - Nobody wants us all over the world.
The representation, but as individuals they want us.
I do not know, check it out, you're a manager.
I'll call Schwarzenegger, he's his Minister of Sports.
- Doctor, do we have to go through here? - Do not worry, Vera, there's the tram.
Joja!
Ivan! Please, we have to talk.
- Well, Joja, good. - Let's go inside.
- They are all. - 24 and two, we're 26.
- You do not need money. - Sorry? - Free for you.
Thank you very much.
Doctor!
It's possible? Do not you remember me anymore?
- Snowy! - Belic?
Cira. Nurse Vera.
Where have you been?
- Who is behind the wheel? - The tram does not need a steering wheel.
Hey, maniac!
Suck it!
This for not knowing how to drive.
Wait!
Come on, let's go. Two by two, by the hand.
Joja, to the row.
Come on, Joja and Violeta.
- Look what you did to my car! - You're definitely crazy.
I crazy? Who was behind the wheel?
- I changed gears. - I can not drive...
and change gears at the same time.
Pink!
Milan! Pink! Please, kill me!
- What happened? - Shut up!
We'll talk!
Hi brother.
- You crashed, what happened? - Do not ask me, but him.
- Ask me, ask me what? - Do not argue, please.
Who is arguing? I argue, brother?
You have ruined my life I almost stayed lysed for life,
Stinky bastard!
Do you hear it? He has been killing me for 15 years.
I killing you?
Please leave me alone. I killing you?
You, you Drinking my blood with a straw.
Why do not you kill me while I sleep, so I can rest in peace?
Come on, what are you saying?
Take the knife and kill me, bitch! To not suffer more!
Enough! Enough!
- Are you crazy? - I'm crazy!
I'm crazy, brother.
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