We Are Mari Pepa (Somos Mari Pepa)

Are you alright, man? Lie down, lie down.

You a'ight?

Breathe, man.

Fuck, man. That was a hard landing.

- Are you hurt anywhere, Rafa? - No, man.

- Nothing wrong with the head then? - No.

You stifled, didn't you?

- Raise your arms. - Yeah, raise your arms.

Hey, man. Hell no, Mickey!

- All day long! - Give it to him!

Look, man, they got it covered.

I'm an alpha in God's sight

I'm a metaphysical dream

I'm a nasty sex machine

Holy master dick!

I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

I wanna cum in your face!

Humongous!

Like an animal!

Lust!

It's startling!

Natasha!

I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

I wanna cum in your face!

Because I love you!

Yeah!

Check it out dude. For your band.

Cool

We are Mari Pepa

Soledad, I miss the moments I spent with you

Your eternal shine and beautiful brilliance

Like a day flower

Come here

Light the sun in your gaze...

SPEED READING CONTEST FIRST PLACE

And then I told my Mom to...

Morning. Is Moy home?

- Hi, sweetie. Let me call him. - Sure, c'mon in.

- Moy, Moy! - How's it going? All good?

- All fine, thanks. - I'm glad, I'm glad.

Go ahead, he's in there bumming out.

- Did they kill me? - That place again?

Did they kill me?

No, you just have to wait to kill those monsters.

Here, eat.

Eat, eat.

- What up, dude? - What up?

Off we go.

- Later, man. - Later, diaper-boy.

Rafael, have you turned your college application in yet?

I'm talking to you.

Turn the TV off.

It's almost finished, mom.

I'm asking you if you've turned your college application in yet.

Tomorrow.

No use turning it in since he's so stupid.

- You're the stupid one, bitch. - Don't talk to me like that, asshole!

Stop this at once!

- What about the photographs? - Tomorrow.

What do you mean, tomorrow? Hurry it up with the paperwork.

And take the cap off!

That's it. Go and have breakfast with your brother.

I'm an alpha in God's sight

I'm a metaphysical dream

I'm a nasty sex machine

Holy master dick!

I wanna cum in your face, Natasha!

1ST EVER BAND WARS

We're not winning anyway.

The fuck do we want a record contract for when we only got one song?

We do different versions then.

There's even a third place prize, man.

- Do the songs have to be our own? - Yeah.

Must be original material.

We're fucked, then.

- We got one song, man. - Just one!

- How many do we have to play? - Two.

We got just one!

We'll write another one, then.

You're gonna have to play standing up, Moy.

I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

Shut up, man, you miss the beat every time!

You need to stop playing those fucking tones, man!

- Which tones? - Those riffs at the beginning.

- They're in for the feeling! - You confuse Rafa with those!

They sound fucking awful.

They wouldn't confuse you if you knew how to play.

- They confuse me as well. - Yeah, me as well.

- The fuck, man, you ain't even play shit. - And you're always on your seat, fucker.

You always forget the lyrics.

My little brother could pull your stuff off.

I mean the bass line, asshole.

What an asshole.

Show me the cool pics.

Yeah, man, has she got some bikini ones?

- Yeah, she does. - No, there's no bikini ones.

- There ain't no bikini ones. - Step aside, Moy, just step aside.

Let me see.

You're always bragging about how she's so hot.

You guys are just a bunch of jerk-offs.

Damn, she's mighty fine.

Alex is the only jerk-off.

Do you think I need to jerk off, fucker? I

got my bitches begging for the bolter juice.

Besides, the biggest pussy here is Alex. He ain't ever even grabbed a tittie.

I'm keeping it all in for your momma.

You're so fucking resentful, Alex.

For real, you're ugly

I ain't ugly, man.

I'm telling you, man, if you don't do her you're a fucking asshole.

Fucker, I'd love to, but...

Is that to me or to the camera?

To those craving for it.

To those watching it?

Sure thing.

And if Rafa watches it?

To him as well.

This, my friends, is a story called "the white lamp post and the black lamp post".

This is me. This is the white lamp post.

We're sons of the same father.

But white lamp post belonged to the hey-yon-chin dynasty.

The black lamp post was a shitty African.

One day, the black lamp post fell in love with the white lamp post,

By the way, was of an upper social class.

Through this hole. Do you see it? Are you recording it?

We had sexual intercourse through this hole.

Like this. Like this.

Are you recording this? It was like this.

Baby! Blondie!

- You're so hot! - Blondalicious!

Come and get some!

- Hey, baby! - Hottie, hottie, hottie!

Cutie booty!

Baby! She frowns!

Baby! Yeah, you in the white shorts!

- Aren't you gonna miss skipping class? - No, fuck that high school.

That is all for the moment.

We've been glad to bring you another broadcast of...

Radio Ghosts. A sensational adventure through the world of unknown powers.

Have a good night.

- Fuck, that sounded just like the last one.

Yeah.

- What's easiest for you? - I dunno, something like this.

Something easier, you know?

One, two, three, four!

My bad, my bad.

There's no sound, man.

- Try it again. - Ah, it's got static!

Ready.

Fucking shitty amp.

Dude, what was that about not going with you to Mass?

If you don't give it to me.

- Better save it for this part. - That sounds cool.

- It works better here, look. - Like a chorus or something.

Well give me a hand here, fuckers. You, too.

Look, save the Mass part for this.

Try it, try it.

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

No, but...

Can you play that thing from the beginning on the bass?

The bass and guitar parts are not the same.

No, they're the same.

- They are, man. - Go on, play it!

But it's got static!

Don't bum out now, fucker! Do it!

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

It's better if you leave a silence there so this line comes out.

- I'm never going to Mass with you again... - His voice is too light!

...if you don't give me some of that.

Make a silence there.

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme...

- That's all set now! - It's in order to grab momentum!

Well, the song can't just be those lines now, can it?

If you don't give me some of that

Write something in there about the guy doing something

nice and the girl don't wanna make up for it.

But what would the beginning go like?

That's what I mean. Like, I took you home...

I went to your home in the early morning...

I paid six bus rides.

I ran out of dough.

What's that got to do with I ain't taking you to Mass no more?

Dude, cuz he went with her for a whole month and she ain't given it to him!

And he paid six bus rides and ran out of dough.

- You get it? - I took you home in the early morning.

I paid six bus rides.

- How are you gonna sing it? - With the...

Ouch! This thing's got some dangerous static for real.

I took you home in the early morning

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

If you ain't gimme some of that

I'm never going to Mass with you again if you don't gimme some of that

You never gimme some of that

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