Jane the Virgin

Friends, let's talk Jane.

She's been through so much.

She got married, but then...

I woke up feeling a little off.

Thought it was pre-test jitters.

Well, how do you feel now?

Totally fine.

And the worst thing happened,

and Michael died.

And so Jane wrote a book

about their love story,

and when it got published,

well, Jane was

pretty freaking excited.

Plus, things were going great

with her boyfriend, Adam.

My publisher set up

a mini book tour.

I was wondering if you wanted to come.

He even drew The cover art for her book.

Unfortunately...

- I'm moving to L.A. - I can't believe this.

Yeah, so that officially sucked.

Also having relationship woes,

Jane's parents.

On the bright side, Alba and

Jorge were still going strong.

Not doing as well...

our Rafael.

See, his sister, Luisa,

finally decided

to give him back his hotel shares.

Only problem,

Luisa was hallucinating

some man named Carl.

You see Carl here, right?

No.

And so she checked herself

into a psychiatric hospital.

But OMG, Carl was real.

See, Petra's twin sister, Anezka,

And their mother, Magda, set Luisa up

to make her think she was losing her mind,

So they could assume control of the hotel.

In the event of her incapacitation,

all her hotel shares

go to Anezka.

So Petra tried to drive a wedge

between Magda and Anezka,

which left Anezka sad

and confused,

and, well...

and I won't leave you hanging any longer,

So let's begin.

There were three times on her journey

to becoming a published author

when Jane Gloriana Villanueva

really needed a push.

And each time,

Rafael was there.

This, of course,

was the first time.

Well, it depends.

Am I being practical or brave?

Be brave.

I'm a writer?

I have never said that out loud before.

And friends, suddenly

A window of possibilities

opened for Jane.

And I'm not gonna let stupid Adam

ruin my book tour!

Even though he already ruined

my book-launch party by suddenly deciding

to move across the country,

even though I asked him three times...

three times, Ma!

If he was sure he was in,

and every single time he said,

ha, ha, "Yeah, I'm all in."

- I mean, who does that? - Men.

Present company excluded ofcourse.

I'd rather go with you on my book tour, anyway.

"Tour" is a little ambitious.

It's two stops.

Well, it's perfect timing, because I need time away

from your father.

What's this?

Our itinerary.

Okay. Well, this is exciting.

Exactly. So exciting, yeah.

And Adam the jackass won't be

a part of any of it, which is his loss,

Because this is gonna be so much freakin' fun!

Yeah!

What are you doing here?

I wanted to loan

my daughter

my classic convertible

for her first

book tour.

Jane, don't you

take those keys.

Ma,

I'm staying out of your fight,

But we're taking the convertible!

Come on, Xo.

I said I was sorry.

That you made me feel guilty for the last five years

For not telling you about Jane?

When you already had

a sneaking suspicion...

A small sneaking suspicion.

That I'd had

the baby.

Look... I just need

some space from you.

Mateo!

Stop honking the horn!

I got him, I got him.

- Okay, so you have my itinerary. - Received.

And I assume there's a backup

copy waiting in my in-box.

You are going on a book tour.

This is huge.

And friends, that's when he said...

Okay, now my mom's

honking... I should go.

You have to admit,

This is a cool car.

I'm having Rogelio sell it

after this trip.

But, yeah, we're like

Thelma and Louise.

Ooh.

What should we listen to?

Mom?

I've decided to come with you.

- Aren't you supposed - to be at work?

My schedule changed.

And a road trip seems fun.

Let's do this!

Xiomara, could you push your

seat forward a little, please?

And won't it be too windy

with the top down?

Let's put it up.

Title: "Chapter Seventy-One"

Jane, can you please slow down?

I cannot die in this thing.

It's too flashy.

First, I'm going the speed limit,

And second, no, I can't,

because I have to be in Palm Beach by 2 p.m.

to check in and get ready for the reading.

Oh.

Keep your eyes on the road! Watch the road.

I'm trying to.

It's your editor.

Hang up..

Speakerphone! Everyone shush!

Jeremy, hey.

So listen, huge news.

You are part of a double-billing tonight.

She just confirmed.

Uh, who confirmed?

Iyanla Vanzant.

OMG. Yes, Lyanla, fix my life.

Who is that?

Who's that?

My grandmother. Sorry.

Hey, Grandma! Iyanla's the host

of Lyanla: Fix My Life on OWN,

and a total Oprah insider.

Which means Jane's crowd

tonight will be big.

So kill it, okay, Jane?

And don't ever put me

on speaker again.

Well, that's exciting.

It sure is!

Now...

can we please stop

at that rest stop?

Stop? I have to go to the bathroom.

Again?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Again?

My tummy still hurts.

He does feel a little warm.

Go on, bud.

And Daddy's gonna get you some Tylenol.

And if you get worse, Papa's

gonna call me at work, okay?

Okay.

Should we tell Jane?

No.

She's on her book tour.

We don't need to call her.

Call me if you need anything,