Arahan (아라한 장풍 대작전)

Presented by Cinema Service

in association with ChoongMu-Ro Fund

Produced by Fun & Happiness Film

People are so naive.

Training in the mountains?

All those instructors chasing kids' pocket money,

saying they did mountain training. It's all just crap.

Right.

Remember in '88 when I went to Mt. Gyeryong?

You get up five or six in the morning.

Let's see, what for breakfast?

Preparing and eating takes 2 hours.

And then maybe train for 1-2 hours.

And then it's lunch time.

So go down to the village to get some lunch.

That's another 3 hours.

So, eat lunch and meditate.

Then you start nodding off.

Next thing you know it's dinner.

So you got 3 hours oftraining max in a day.

So where's the only place to get proper training?

The temple.

Some temple theirs must be.

Does all that training give you the right to eat meat?

Look here, how can you do martial arts without nutrition?

You need strength.

What exactly do you do with all that strength?

I can't believe this asinine nonsense!

Kids these days don't even know the meaning oftao.

You guys know how serious our situation is?

Don't be so serious, we gotta make a living.

Let's use our brain to think, for once!

Forget Maruchi supreme master, no one wants to learn the tao.

Lady Banya,

making a living is one thing,

Telephone fortune-telling service is another!

Ooh,

listen to him! You know how much money 1-700 service makes?

1-700 is a sign of the times. You don't know crap.

Besides,

how else would you pay rent for Mu-un Academy?

Yeah, Banya's right.

We gotta go with the flow, you know?

Academy, my ass!

We ain't got no kids to teach!

Well,

I've been saying we should pull some public stunt...

Like maybe appearing on a TV show.

I'm tired of staring up

the wallpaper when I levitate.

I levitate to change light bulbs.

RYOO Seung-bum AHN Sung-ki

YUN Soy

JUNG Doo-hong

Executive Producer KANG Woo-suk

Producer KIM Mi-hee

Director RYOO Seung-wan

ARAHAN Urban Martial Arts Action

One dollar, please.

What the heck?

Oh, sorry.

Eui-jin,

snap out of it, will you?

Uh, can I go to the restroom?

Are you running off again?

What the hell is he doing?

Excuse me.

What?

You ran a red light, sir.

So what?

Your license, please.

Huh?

Look, do you know who this is?

I don't recall.

You dumbass...

He's the congressman of this district.

Oh, how are you, sir?

But he's not the one who ran the light, is he?

You're the driver, so give me your license.

Boy, which station do you work at?

Why do you need to know that?

If you don't want a ticket, then don't run red lights.

My purse! My purse!

Hold it! Stay right here,

I'll be back in a minute.

Hey mister, watch where you drive!

What's up with Manager Lee these days?

Stop right there!

Gosh, we're late!

What the hell?

Hey!

Do I have to keep running around after punks like you?

What the heck is your problem?

Watch it!

Hand over the purse, kiddo.

And who are you?

Stop fooling around!

Missed again...

Hey, where are you going?

Get back here!

Where are you running?

Where are you running?

I think it's this meridian point...

Aren't you going in too deep?

Let me concentrate!

Lfwe don't do this right, it could make him impotent.

The last one... in the Main Meridian Point...

Great Tao!

He opened all the meridian points himself!

My, this kid has extraordinary ch'i.

Look at him!

What's all the fuss about?

Uh, Eui-jin.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, we unblocked the flow of his ch'i.

Tell him to shut up.

Hey, where'd you find that kid?

- Everybody calm down! - Okay, okay.

Don't move, mister! I'm a cop!

- Don't move - I'm a cop! I said...

calm down

Man, this kid is cute.

He's got a cute dong, too.

Madam.

Stop! I'm the police! Police!

You've done it!

- It works. - Which point did you hit?

It may be hard to believe,

but the world has secret currents of ch'i.

We awaken this ch'i

and guide people toward righteousness.

So to speak.

So you gentlemen... and this madam here,

Are called the Seven Masters, right?

But there are only five of you.

With only five, you should be...

Power Rangers?

Right, Power Rangers or...

Five Lucky Stars?

Yes, Five Lucky Stars!

Wouldn't that be more appropriate?

It's already been 20 years...

since Baek-pung left us.

In an era when the powerful exploited the powerless,

Baek-pung gathered up all his ch'i

to block the force of evil...

but he inhaled too much tear gas...

- And as for the seventh... - Um...

I think you may have misunderstood...

Don't call me madam, I'm still a virgin.

Then, are all of you here...

like, tao masters?

You know, like you see on TV?

Sure!

I'm having a hard time believing this,

so could you show me stuff?

Like, can you levitate?

Can you walk on walls?

Can you do Palm Blast?

Dammit!

No Palm Blast in the house, I said!

Hold on!

But I got to work!

Hey, what you saw just now is tip of iceberg

Why are you afraid of your own ability?

What ability? What are you talking about?

Please leave me alone.

You have the most powerful ch'i

of all the young men I have met.

The wounds you sustained today would've felled ordinary people.

All right, fine.

Lfthat's true,

I should be able to do Palm Blast.

And walk on walls, like this?

And levitate, isn't that right?

Cripes, that was weird.

Pretty spooky stuff.

Ah, what a nice night!

It's downhill, so I might as well run.

But did you see him levitate?

Sometimes ch'i just comes out

by itself after you unblock it.

Or was it his ch'i?

Actually, I did a Palm Blast back there.

Why'd you shoot at the window?

It's broken again!

I shot at the wall.

Hey, you!

You can't catch thieves,

but you ticket the congressman?

You think we're some kind of citizens' group?

Yes!

Get him out of my sight. Go!

Courtesy!

Hey, does he really plan on being a cop?

Nobody saw it.

Who will believe you were knocked out for a full day?

- Oh, about that... - Look here.

It's important to run, but even more important,

is to run when people lare watching.