Microbe and Gasoline (Microbe et Gasoil)

We all agree that a square

is a regular polygon.

All four sides are equal.

All four angles are equal.

I want you to draw a figure.

You don't have to draw a square as long as you draw

a regular polygon.

Name some other regular polygons. Yes?

An equilateral triangle?

Good. An equilateral triangle is the first example of a regular polygon.

Check it out. Here's where it starts to get really gross.

What's he doing?

- Microbe, check this out! - No.

Come here.

- No thanks! Cut it out! - You're too serious, dickhead.

Pull up your pants.

- Give me my portrait. - It's no good.

You always say that.

1 -2-3-4-5-6... Dammit.

- I'm trying to think. - What?

Use another wall.

I can't hear you. The ball makes noise.

Fine. So score a goal.

Head save! Watch out, the goal is shrinking.

What has this house ever clone to you? You're destroying it.

It was not me, Mom.

Daniel started it.

Sure he did. You break everything here.

Windows and walls, not to mention my nerves.

Football makes you crazy.

You're no better than your brother. I know about the hole.

The hole?

Daniel and Romain did that, not me.

That was last year. It's history.

What went through your heads when you made a hole in the wall?

Did you have another nightmare?

I'm having trouble breathing.

You can sing.

I'm afraid of dying.

What are you talking about? You're not dying.

But I will, like everyone else.

Death isn't the end.

It's a kind of... release.

The body is just a vessel that we cast off.

How can you be sure?

It's obvious. Look around you.

The beauty of the world...

its intricacy...

How could this exist without divine intervention?

I think about it all the time. Why doesn't anyone else?

You're just different, Daniel.

I want to be like everyone else.

That's not what I mean... I don't know!

It's bugging me.

Listen...

Please try to read this one.

I promise you it might help.

Irene Domingues, The Soul and the Universe.

This isn't scientific.

It is. She's a scientist.

She studied physics, biology, chemistry...

Come with me to a conference.

You'll see for yourself.

Certain infinite sets,

unlike certain finite sets...

a subset can contain

as many elements as the whole.

Come in!

Good morning. Excuse me...

I've been transferred here. I'm new and they made a mistake.

They put me in English instead of Russian.

- Your name? - Leloir, Theo.

There's no Leloir on my list.

Really?

I just came from the principal's office.

- She sent me here... - We'll sort out later.

In the meantime, go sit down

next to that young lady.

As I was saying, in the example of the Hilbert Hotel paradox,

let's say in a hotel, there is an infinite number

of occupied rooms.

However, the hotel can always accommodate a new guest.

This classroom is like the hotel, and I'm the new guest.

The guys in our class are so useless.

There's not a single one I like.

They're all so immature.

Steve's kind of cute.

Yeah, and not too dumb.

- But the new guy... - He sure likes to show off.

Someone should tell him he's a jerk.

For his own good.

He's so dirty.

- He already has a nickname. - What is it?

His name is Theo and Steve's the jerk!

Come back!

What's the new guy's nickname?

Stop breaking our balls, Gasoline!

Is that a 25-watt booster?

- You know about those? - My dad makes them.

- Is your clad in electronics too'? - He's an antique dealer.

Leloir Antiques, Saladin St.

- Try it out. - Thanks.

You've got it.

Stop showing off with your squawk box on wheels.

Isn't that a genetically inferior snob?

What did you just say?

You and your buddies, you're the result

of your parents' asexual reproduction. Clones, get it'?

You smell of gasoline.

Inbred retard!

Your fly's open, dickhead.

His fly is open...

I fixed my dad's car earlier.

They're a bunch of idiots.

I'd punch their lights out.

Don't bother. One clay, they'll eat from our hands.

School bullies are tomorrow's victims.

You don't want to talk to me?

I don't always know what to say.

You always have lots to say.

Are you Ok? Are you angry?

I think you and Agathe are quick to judge others

on their outward appearance.

You mean, we're superficial.

- Airheads. - Not at all, but...

Because we're not.

- You have weird tastes. - That's because we're girls.

Top corner, go ahead!

I wasn't ready.

You know him?

- Oh, m. - Hi.

A friend from school.

Go ahead. Another top corner!

Ibrahimovic' passes to Ibrahimovic'...

A great save by Ibrahimovic the goalkeeper.

Here he is again... Ibrahimovic' kicks it to Ibrahimovic.

Great Viaduct

is dangerously close to the goal.

He's preparing his shot and...

GOAL!

Let's see the slow-mo replay.

Come back, Theo!

I swear he didn't mean it.

The question of love will be asked for generations to come.

All other questions will fade in comparison.

The whole world will only focus on

this one crucial question.

Love... How does one love?

How can one make love while moving closer to the divine'?

If Man's relationship to love is honest,

so is Man's relationship to God himself!

Can I ask a personal question?

Sure, that's what friends are for.

- Have you ever... - Wait! Are we buddies or friends?

- Friends. - Ok, go ahead.

Have you ever done it?

Had sex with a woman?

Nope. I gave up after a sad story.

Too many emotional complications got in the way.

It's discouraging.

I meant... by yourself?

Do I jerk off?

Everyone jerks off. Even those with wives.

- Even those with wives? - Sure.

How long before it comes out?

The sperm?

It depends.

I timed myself once. 17 seconds.

And you?

I don't know.

Nothing comes out.

Each individual is the product of his genetic legacy

and his environment, making him a unique being.

Expand upon this by describing in detail a family member.

Explain what makes them unique.

Who should I choose?

My aunt is a teacher out in the country.

That's too kiss-ass.

Pick someone you know well and see every day. It's easier.

I took a dig at my dad.

What makes them unique.

This paper's a pain in the ass.

That's it. All done.

I don't even have a subject yet!

Do your brother. He's a real one-of-a-kind.

- I'm planning to paint him. - Go paint him.

I'll write your paper. It'll be easy.

Pretend to like the music and cover me.

Hey, what are you doing? Get out of there!

That garbage is unbearable.

It's noise, not music.

They've never heard of minor chords.

What's this?

His girlfriend.

Stuck on his side mirror?

Your brother's an idiot.

He's a punk.

That's my leather jacket.

I lent it to him for my punk series.

He still doesn't look punk.