High School DxD (ハイスクールD×D)

Eh! Titties!

I'm awake.

Why am I still seeing lady balls?

The President?

I'm not exactly sure what's going on, here.

But I might as well make the most of it.

Issei. Good morning.

Yeah totally good morning.

Why are you in bed with me, again?

I'm sorry.

You had gone to sleep by the time I arrived,

so I decided to let myself in.

Cool, but that's not the main issue I've got-boobs.

Oh, I couldn't help myself;

I felt like sleeping with you as a hug pillow.

So, this is what you wanted?

Issei, we've still got some time.

Do you think something sexy would help

deepen communication with my servant?

I am a dude, so, yes, I think that; absolutely.

Then you want to come at me?

Don't worry.

I'm willing to do anything

for you as long as it makes you happy.

Anything to make me happy?

So much cool shit fits into one little anything.

Let's do this!

Oh!

Are you up yet, Issei?

It's almost time for you to start your morning training!

Asia!

Oh, well shoot;

I completely forgot about the training.

Issei, can you hear me? Are you awake?

Ah, yeah! I'm up. Just gimmie a sec.

Asia, do you mind waiting another moment.

Issei and I need to get ready; we're both still in bed.

Asia, hey, morning! Sleep okay?

hope you're doing well today.

It's not what it looks like!

Whatever; I'm taking off my clothes, too!

I swear I'm not gonna be left out anymore!

It's Five AM!

So up and at 'em, if you know what I mean, sexy!

So good.

I know you're technically foreign,

but this tastes like the real deal!

Well, I've been living here for a while now.

Either way.

I've never had anything this good. Yum!

Thank you. That was sweet.

I have to admit, Rias, I was surprised

when I found out you wanted to board here

like Asia is doing.

But, I can't help but love that you help out with cooking!

Helping you is only natural, Mother.

Let's not forget about how much Asia

has been doing with the cooking and laundry, too.

You are both so appreciated!

Like Rias said, you're taking care of us,

so it's only natural.

Oh, Mother, would it be an imposition

for the club members to come over after school today?

Sure, that's fine.

What are you talking about? Here?

The old school building is having

its annual spring cleaning,

so the Occult Research Club won't be able

to meet there this afternoon.

Having the club meetings at home seems kind of fun!

I can help host it!

You want me make sure the tea is ready?

Oh, yes. That would be wonderful, Asia.

After that BS went down with Riser,

Rias started being way nicer to me

than she's ever been before.

But every time that happens, Asia gets weird about it.

Still though, I can't help but wonder

what that sexy communication thing might mean.

Hey, Issei, what you smiling like a bitch for, son?

Dude, what is your problem?

There are some rather odd rumors about you lately,

so you might wanna be more careful.

What rumors?

One, for example, you're messing around with

super hot ladies and following the path of certain evil.

What?

Yeah, yeah. For real.

And like, uh, you're using Rias and that fly ass Akeno's secrets

as blackmail for some real nasty erotic shit, man.

What?

On top of that, you're nothing more

than a villain.

One who has even turned his perverted eye

to the school mascot, Koneko Toujou!

It's being said you devoured

her prepubescent body like a wild beast!

Asia, your hair is like the prettiest, ever.

Oh, I don't think so at all.

Shut up. I would kill for blond hair like that.

Right?

And, all the boys are enchanted by your hair, too.

They're enchanted?

Besides that, your bent sexual freakiness

be all up in Asia's business, and that honey just got here!

What are you talking about?

Confession; we're the ones spreading those rumors!

Huh?

Snap!

If you don't let us do--you know--

we won't be able to handle this enviousness!

Yeah, and it may already be too late, see?

I'm so confused.

Chill, brother!

We're not just spreadin' rumors about girls.

We're also tellin' people you and Kiba

are gay for each other and shit.

Did you know some girls

are in to that kind of thing?

Don't fuck with me!

So, the Three Stooges have given in

to their primal urges and are talking about sex, now?

Aika?

Kiryuu?

Asia, there are so many nice boys around.

You don't have to waste your time

with that jerk as a boyfriend.

Whaddaya mean "boyfriend"?

Whaddaya mean "that jerk"?

Anyway, I'm just helping her out for a little while

since she's brand new to this country, okay?

I'm not her boyfriend at all.

Then why are you always all over each other?

I mean, the whole school agrees.

There's no way you two

aren't having relations like every night.

Relations?

What's that?

Knock it off, Kiryuu!

We're just friends! See?

Now, get that straight!

Uh, so, yeah--I gotta go do something.

You do? What is it?

Go see Akeno.

Is it your arm again?

Yeah.

What's his problem, yo?

Oh. It's for the club we're in!

So you're telling me you guys

seriously aren't together like at all?

Do what?

Come on, Asia, admit the truth, you--

Aika, please stop it!

I don't want you to say that stuff anymore!

Why is it always him?

Sorry about the wait.

No, I'm sorry I didn't give you much time.

That's hardly your fault, Issei.

Now. Let's get this started.

Sure, whatever you say.

Oh no, what's wrong?

Nothing. It's just you're all wet.

I only had time to grab a quick shower

before the ceremony.

I didn't have time to dry my body properly.

Is it distracting?

No, it's totally fine.

If anything, this is my kind of distraction.

Wait, forget I said anything.

The issue is with your dragon arm's spirit.

It is far stronger than any of us expected.

Changing its shape with magic was only effective temporarily.

Sucking it from your fingers

is the only way to clear everything out.

Ohh...

[pleasurable moaning and sucking noises]

Dude.

If those other clubs knew what they were missing out on,

those d-bags would totally flip out.

Best extra-curricular ever.

Occult Research Club for the win!

Holy crap!

This is like the sense of touch equivalent

to eating a campfire s'more.

Ddraig, my man. I'm telling you.

Getting killed was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me!

Honestly.

It's just a simple procedure; you're getting flustered

so easily it just makes me want to taunt you even more.

Seriously?

Of course.

Trust me, if you could see your face right now,

you would totally get it.

I'd be remiss if I didn't torment you more.

Hey, do your thing.

Guess what?

I have a crush on this cute guy, but he's totally clueless.

Wait-- It's Matsuda, isn't it?

Okay, that's her casabas rubbing all over me.

Jackpot city!