Lavaperros

I remember I used to look at you and say, hey!

One day, I wanna be like that guy.

You'd show up in those cars with all those babes,

with weapons, giving away money.

That was really cool.

You had a red convertible.

A Mazda Miata.

I liked that car.

What did you do with it?

I had to pay a debt. It's gone.

I remember this one time you came to town, and the car was filthy.

I said, want me to wash it, boss? You said yes.

Do you remember?

Man, there were so many kids on that block...

You rubbed my head. You gave me the keys.

The guys you were with were laughing their asses off

'cause I didn't know how to start the car.

It was on Little Candles Day.

The day that disloyal stutterer was killed.

There were so many fireworks, everyone was shocked

when that snitch was killed.

I gave it back nice and clean.

You gave me five grand.

That was the first money I made.

I spent it on fireworks with my buds.

Look at us now, Pecoso.

You know what?

The problem is between you and Don Óscar.

Let me talk to him, and we'll solve this right away.

No, old man.

How things change.

But we are crooks.

And crooks solve matters this way.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Duber, the day that snitch, the stutterer, was killed, wasn't it Halloween?

No, it was on Little Candles Day.

What do you mean, Little Candles Day?

Pecoso, was it on Halloween? Tell us, man.

No, it was on Little Candles Day.

See?

Plus, fireworks aren't sold on Halloween.

Throw it!

Sometimes dog washers don't wash dogs anymore

Sometimes mansions become shacks

Sometimes someone must die before you

Sometimes shit is not a metaphor anymore

Sometimes shit is not a metaphor anymore

The wealth for bribing witnesses

In this blind life, all I feel is the impact of a shot

Getting hurt for a bad detail

It is better to silence thousands

They rule the north of the country

Power beats the strongest one

My companion is my trigger while death follows me

The cold stare, nobody buys luck

Myth and the criminal's reputation are born from crime

Honey, last week in Cali,

Jenny took me to a store that sells great fabrics.

I want to get all the curtains in the house replaced.

The ones we have are ugly.

Plus, they're outdated.

And I also want to have the furniture upholstered.

We can't do that now.

I'm not asking for furniture.

Once I get out of this mess, we'll see, OK?

Is this because of what happened with Duberney?

I told you not to get involved with that kid, but you never listen.

No wonder I never liked that guy. Look at what they say about him in town.

The other day, he was seen...

- Have you seen those two before? - Who?

Those two.

No clue.

How long have they been there?

I don't know. Maybe since they started building that house.

Another thing, what will we do about my car?

I have to take it in for an inspection this week, and I don't think it'll pass.

There's a noise coming from the front end. I don't know what it is.

The other day, it left me stranded at the gym.

I had to get the trainer to push it.

Yesterday, we went to Atanasio Girardot Stadium

to the first match of the Colombian soccer league final.

Man, it's itchy...

but the doctor said I shouldn't fucking scratch there.

That happens when you strain a lot when you shit, right?

Possibly.

It can be caused by an unhealthy diet, genes,

or sitting on hot spots, man.

Like when someone stands up on the bus, and you sit where they were.

Man, you've had that problem since I met you, buddy.

I try to shit gently.

Medellín can't be a champion just in Colombian movies.

It's serious.

What's new?

I am fed up.

My grandpa's on my ass more than ever.

I haven't been able to get my bike. Mayerly's pissed.

How about you?

I'm here, doing housework.

It's true.

- What's up? - Boss.

Sir.

- Is El Pecoso here yet? - No, he isn't.

Did you guys call him?

I did, but I ran out of minutes.

These jackasses.

See? Two hundred eight thousand for the minimum dose isn't much, no?

- The drug too? - Sure.

A bit of money.

Have you seen those two up there?

- Where, sir? - Come on, be discreet.

No, sir.

So, we don't know how long they've been there?

No, not really.

Hey, Bobolitro. Shut up, dog!

Stop messing around with the damn dogs. Get out of there.

Have you seen those two before?

Stop reading that damn Bible. Take care of the house.

Don't let those two fuckers out of your sight, OK?

- Can you do that? - OK, sir.

The structure!

This team repositions itself very well when it has the ball.

And through block pressure.

With good results for the defense, not to mention the diamond...

Put that away. We're being too conspicuous.

No way. You know what?

Let's follow them, man.

No. The order is to stay here, watch the house.

No. Don't think like a slave.

I'm going. You coming or staying here?

No! He also goes too far.

Is it very serious or what?

Not serious.

It could be orchitis, which is an inflammation of the testicle,

an obstruction of the vas deferens,

or a bilateral varicocele.

Since I'm not sure, we'll need to do more tests.

Listen, what I mean is that your sperm are weak.

Small.

Slow and in short supply, very short supply.

With that amount,

it's virtually impossible for you to get your wife pregnant.

What's wrong with that jerk?

He said my sperm aren't worth shit.

- He said that, honey? - Imagine!

No, then let's see another doctor.

Of course we'll see another one

because this moron also said my semen is watery.

Do you think it's watery?

No.

Yeah, he said he'd do surgery.

Well, then it can be fixed.

We'll see.

Yes, it's OK. We'll see what we can do.

OK, I'm heading home, babe.

OK, honey.

DOCTOR FABRA'S CLINIC

Say hi, man, or I'll knock you up.

- Everything OK, boss? - Strong as an ox, man.

Now, the bad news. We're being followed.

No way. Duberney?

No, the guys from the house next door.

What did I tell you?

You guys are morons.

And fucking Bobolitro couldn't even warn me.

Start the car like nothing's wrong.

Hello?

Milton, what are you doing?

- I'm heading to Pecoso's place. - Come here. We're being followed.

Shit. The dudes from the house next door?

- Where are you? - We're heading to...

Pasoancho.

Pasoancho in Alvernia.

I'll be there.

It's the work of the triangle midfield...

They're on a big secret mission.

What big mission? We should've stayed watching the house.

The other one.

These guys are turning again?

Man, they're taking us around in circles.

Turn around, turn around!

They're onto us.

Those pussies chickened out.

Shit!

What will we say?

I'll do the talking. You might screw up, man.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey, man, let me do it.

Peralta, help this dude.

Why are you here?

Where is Gamboa?

Lieutenant, photos of the operation.

Tell me that, with this, you can take down everyone and their mother.

Go back.

Hey. Even if they shoot at you, you can't move from there.

You have to watch the house.

Even if you have to take a shit, do it while watching the house.

If a hot chick walks by, you can't check out her ass.

You have to watch the house.

- Understood? - Yes, sir.

- Good. - Excuse me, Lieutenant.