The Fruit of Evolution: Before I Knew It, My Life Had It Made (進化の実～知らないうちに勝ち組人生～)

My name is Seiichi Hirai. I'm a second year in high school.

And here's the thing I have no idea

where I am right now, but it's not Earth.

I've been confronted with a totally new

reality and I don't know what to make of it.

Whoa! Bright light. What's going on?

What the.

Huh?

Huh huh?

Hot naked girl parts. First heat against me.

I'm in love with you, Seiji. Ah,

so please say I can be your wife.

I'll be.

But there's some sort of hallucination. Am I sober?

Naked chicks don't just fall from the sky

and propose to random dorks like me, do they?

Not? Where I come from, that's for freaking sure.

The last thing I remember, I was.

Hey, what are you doing after this? I don't know yet.

I was fat and ugly. Didn't feel like bathing.

They bullied me to hell for good reason.

I had some deathly B.O. that made me gag sometimes.

Later, pig! See ya. Don't chicken out and skip tomorrow, huh?

Pardon the interruption, students, but you must

immediately stop whatever you're doing and take a seat.

With that one random, mysterious announcement. Everything changed for me.

Not. Stop it.

Raise your hand if a God

has ever spoken to you through a PA system

first time around. How fun! God.

So sorry am I the only one able to resist it?

In the mood for a change of scenery?

Because I'm about to take you away

from earth and transport you to another world.

There's another world. But don't worry where

you're going. You'll be received as heroes.

Really, this has to be a prank.

As a parting gift, I've decided to grant

each of you the power to check

your status at any time you'd like. You're welcome.

But that's not all. You'll also be granted

the appraisal and item box. Skills.

Status skills? What? Are we being sent to an RPG?

You'll be transported in ten minutes. I suggest

you form groups if you have aspirations of travelling safely.

Now let's begin. Um. What's going on.

Here? Like, do we really all need to group up? All right.

My dudes, I guess we need to do this thing.

If this is actually legit, then I'm sticking with you guys.

Hey, can I go?

Hey, it really works.

This guy's status is wrecked. Check it out.

What? What status do I have?

Uh huh. Let's see here. It says your species is barely human.

Gender is creepy. Male. You're 17 years old.

You've got a level one attack, a level one defense,

level one agility, and level one magic attack and defense.

You're lucky. Zero and charm. Immeasurable. Dude, those stats are so weak.

I don't think we should let this kid into our group.

Man, it says he's barely even human.

Wait. How can you trust what that says is real? Your bio is.

Real. Yeah, man, you reek me. Get it? Okay.

You don't have to rub it in.

Well, then, shall we begin transporting?

How strange. Are you alone? Yeah. I'm the only one here.

Hmm. That makes this your moment. I'm

prepared to grant you one more special

skill. Okay. What kind of skill?

The bike. I do wish you the best of luck. Wait.

Seriously, what kind of creepy wilderness did

this God guy drop me into? Never mind.

I don't want to know. I'm gonna

start a brand new adventure here. A new beginning starts today.

Where are they hiding? All the food. Oh.

It's already been five days and there

is nothing happening. Fine. Just feed me. Oh!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ah ah.

Hey, come back here! Nah. Oh, don't worry, I'm fine.

Hey.

I can't believe it. Am I seeing what I'm.

Hoping I'm seeing? Oh.

You're all mine.

I'm not sharing you with anybody. It's food. What? What?

At least I think it's food. Open scale of praise.

Proof of evolution.

Seems kind of shady. And I'm over

it. Boys gotta eat, right? Um.

So.

That was awful. But at last my tummy's not mad at me.

Effects of the fruit of evolution. Now activating. Wuh.

Whoa! I thought I just heard a voice.

Anyone there? There's something going to happen.

now that we've got that out of

the way, let's see what's next.

Oh, right, I almost forgot. I'm starving to death.

Huh?

Oh!

God. Those jerks stepped on me earlier.

Wait a sec. They're level 120.

Are. I can't face a bunch of other

parrot monkeys when I'm still just level one.

This is not fun or safe. Also, what are they doing?

I'm in. Oh, snap. Now that's a find. What

if I can't carry them all, though?

Oh, well, I'll use the item box.

Hey, think of everything here. Huh?

What are these things? Ah! Highest grade

recovery potions. Score. Come to Seiji.

Well, here we are. Another world. Hey, Shoda! There you are.

Kenji and Miyu. I'm surprised you were able to find me.

Uh, we've been friends forever. It's like

instinct at this point, you know.

Are you guys. So where is everyone?

I'm warning you. You're both splitting my last nerve. Yeah.

Hey, we found you! Kannazuki. Uh, what's up with those guys?

I don't know yet, but apparently Keiichi

was transported to an entirely different location. All alone. Huh?

I bet that's terrifying. Hope he's okay.

This should be edible. Is it safe?

Question marks. Seriously? Well, there's only one other way to find out.

Ah. Nothing. I didn't poison myself. I'm winning out here.

Or maybe not. This is so gross.

After everything I've eaten this week, I've

gained some kind of cool skill.

Like paralysis. Resistance. I'm guessing that one expired.

Then I eat this thing and I end up drenched in puke.

But if I'm gonna die anyway, I might as well.

Guess this is my last meal. I only

have two of the nine fruits of evolution left.

What a waste of a name to give

something that never even produces the smallest

effect. And there's still disgusting. Oh,

at least my tolerance for them is building up.

I'm gonna be frank here. Fruit. You're vile.

But you've kept me from starving, so thanks.

What? I'm totally fine. Wait a minute.

This is the fruit of evolution. Keep me from dying.

Why the heck did I have to be such a fatty and eat so many?

I gotta throw up. Come on. Gag reflex.

Activate skill. Poison resistance. Acquired skill. Appraisal.

Increased in rank. Skill advanced appraisal. Huh? What? Increased in rank.

Are.

Oh, why am I chasing my own blood?

Ew! Gross. Where's that freaking recovery potion? Uh oh.

Oh, yeah. Wait, you think you're so

slick, don't you, you little punk? Heh heh heh.

Ah! That hurts.

Okay, I hit it.

Great. Of course he's gonna eat me now. Yeah.

I've heard my Poe was lethal, but dang.

Whoa! What's all this? Clever monkeybone. Clever monkey meat.

Clever monkey pelt. Are these item drops?

There are so many of them.

Skill. Guillotine. Kick skill instant movement skill superior alchemy.

Skill tool. Creation. Superior. Acquired. Huh?