Psych

in a battle drill...

# be all that you can be #

all right, shawn, that's it.

Come on, up and at 'em. it's already noon.

Half the day is gone.

mean firepower.

look at this, shawn. look at these guysys right here.

You see what they're doing?

They're jumping out of helicopters.

Look at that guy, he's rappelling down a mountainside.

Look at everything they're getting done

While you're laying here slacking off.

What does that make you want to do when you grow up?

# 'cause we need you in the army #

hmm... go into advertising.

It's a really catchy jingle.

Seriously, i can't get it out of my head.

just let me get this straight.

Hotel manager says she found a body this morning,

But you're saying john doe offed himself

At least 20 hours ago.

shawn, when i said i wanted to see you,

This is not that i had in mind.

i thought you said the fact that we were

Spending time together

Was more important than what we were doing.

Let me just solve this quickly, and we can go.

I do not believe this man committed suicide.

Unfortunately, he was murdered.

wait, already? are you sure?

- 41%. - shawn!

why do you say that, shawn?

o'hara, please, i think we got this one covered.

Spencer, why don't you get...

I'm sorry, did you... bring a date to the crime scene?

it was either this or ice skating.

But i'm not anti-ice skating. - okay.

do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?

any more inappropriate than yelling at a co-worker

In front of his lovely date?

you know, spencer, why don't you zip it

And let me assess what's going on here

Before you turn it into a psychic crap fest.

dude, the chair.

The chair he stepped on to hang himself.

Legs would have naturally kicked it backwards,

And yet it's tipped forward.

This is remedial stuff.

I do not believe this man was alone in the room when he died.

spencer, enough!

I'm already onto something being fishy here

Without your help.

Look at the position of the chair.

good boy, lassie. but come on,

Half-naked john doe... no wallet, no i.d.

No identification.

There's no card with the, uh-- it's got the, uh--

Gus, what am i looking for here?

- an i.d. card? - there's not one of those.

Clearly you will need me to read the body.

Check the throat.

He's trying to tell me something, but he can't.

i was just about to say that.

Check his throat. - yes, sir.

Are those dog tags?

Aw, crap, this guy was a soldier.

what does this mean?

it means it's not just a possible homicide,

Now it's a military crime.

you know, i may know someone who can help.

hey, little sis.

ewan, hi.

I am so sorry to bother you. i know you must be busy.

But i just--i have a couple of questions

About this case i'm working.

oh, no, i'm never too busy for you.

i'm sorry, are you at work?

yeah, you know, cleaning out the inbox.

The usual. hey, can i call you back?

sure, but it'll only take a minute.

same here.

hey! oh!

- hey. - hey!

oh! dude!

grr!

Hey, sis, i was just gonna--

hello, alpha four. this is not your sister.

yeah, i gather. funny you should call now.

Mission complete.

Your docs are safe and will be at the destination

And hopefully dry by 1600.

America wins. - just in time.

As usual, you're a credit to your country, alpha four.

hi. thank you for calling me back.

Yeah, we have a soldier who was found hanging

In this motel room.

what happen, he kill himself?

well, maybe.

And maybe somebody just wants us to think that.

Hey, do you know why a soldier would swallow his dog tags?

unfortunately i do.

I saw it firsthand in boot camp.

It's a symbol of shame.

oh, man! are you crazy?

suicide is a disgraceful act, especially for a soldier.

So what happens is the y- they swallow their dog tags.

Listen, how 'bout we talk about this over dinner?

- wait, you're in the country? - better yet, i'm in the state.

As a matter of fact, i'm headed towards santa barbara.

when?

- i figure i'll float in around 9:00 -ish.

great!

# in between the lines #

# there's a lot of obscurity #

# i'm not inclined to resign to maturity #

# if it's all right #

# then you're all wrong #

# but why bounce around to the same damn song? #

# you'd rather run when you can't crawl #

# #

# i know you know #

# that i'm not telling the truth #

# i know you know #

# they just don't have any proof #

# embrace the deception #

# learn how to bend #

# your worst inhibitions #

# tend to psych you out in the end #

# i know you know #

it's a big sandstorm. we're in dubai,

19 clicks from enemy lines,

And we're trying to grab the hindquarters,

And finally i say "stop!

"you guys, we're gonna have to carry this camel

The rest of the way."

carry the camel is... humpin' it out.

What? just...

That's...

That's an amazing story, man.

Well, it sounds a little rehearsed,

As if you've told it about a zillion times.

i've never told that story before in my life.

This is the first time.

oh, really? wow.

Maybe a little embellished, hmm?

A little, uh-- little exaggerated.

I mean, believe me. i do the same thing.

no, actually, i left most of the crazy stuff out.

I didn't want to blow anybody's mind.

It was nothing, really.

But honestly, man, from what my sis tells me,

You--you're the amazing one.

you said that?

i said you were prophetic.

i>- what? you're prophetic.

hey, i was just really interested

In your kind of police work.

I mean, sure, i'm used to combat,

The nitty-gritty, extreme danger.

But you...you do things on a higher level.

uh, what did juliet say about me?

plenty.

I'd tell you, but i'd have to kill you.

oh, great, now you're gonna tell everybody

About our family road trip to epcot,

Where you tortured me with noogies?

does the story end with him carrying the car

The last 19 clicks?

you better watch out. you're never too old

To hop on the train to noogieville!

The claw! watch out! - aah!

oh, hey!

ah, this is great!

i am so glad you're here,

And that you get to meet everybody.

hey, i gotta ask.

Is that a walther ppk on your right ankle?

it is. good eye, detective.

- may i? - yeah.

ah, thank you.

- here you go. - oh, that is sweet.

Are you licensed to carry in this state?

I'm licensed to carry on the planet.

It's one of 11 weapons on my person.

Anybody want to find where they're hidden?

all right, back to work, everyone. o'hara.

autopsy report confirms there was

A severe neck fracture,

Probably not caused by the hanging.

Looks like shawn's hunch about foul play might be right.

let's pull out to the army base,

Figure out why our private starks

Ended up dead in a motel room.

- hey, you should come with us. - yeah?

we could probably use your insight.

and your 11 weapons.

sorry, sir, we do not allow civilians access to this base.

i figured you might say something like that, soldier.

But let me assure you i'm hardly a civilian.

I am the head detective for the santa barbara police department.