DuckTales

Now, set your eyes to "Otto," 'cause you're watching

the Ottoman Empire all-day marathon!

Overpriced artisanal furniture!

Living room protocol. Use a coaster.

And must you fill the fine china with cheesy puffs?

Hmm?

Getting low on Cherry Pep, Mrs. B.

- Greetings, Agent 22. - Black Heron?

*DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 01 Episode 17

Episode Title: "From the Confidential Casefiles of Agent 22!"

This is a rough job. But when the going gets tough...

The tough get tufting!

- Whoo! - Whoo!

Morning, Mr. McDuck!

Oh, uh, good morning, Webbigail.

Where's your granny?

She didn't bring up my nutmeg tea this morning.

Oh, I can make your tea! Whoop!

That's really not... All right.

- It's one droplet of... - Milk!

A light stir, not to fully dissolve the nutmeg.

Oh, and don't worry, it's the same

teabag we've been using all month.

Mmm! Ahh! Taste the savings.

- How do you know... - Oh, I know everything about you.

Um, wouldn't you rather be with the boys?

So, what are your thoughts on sword horses?

You know, unicorns.

This book says you've encountered one.

Warrior poets that can impale their enemies!

Are they the best?

Oh! Want me to get your breakfast?

Uh, I'll get it myself.

Greats sacks of delirium!

Maybe Donald tried to make an omelet again?

Impossible. He still hasn't figured how to get out of the pantry.

It can't be.

Ooh, Agent 22 ! Wonderful. You're early.

- We can begin with the... - Director Von Drake!

I've been reading the Black Heron Case File. Very intriguing.

According to our intelligence, she's a real bad egg.

Martial artist, robotics engineer,

and chemist-turned counter-agent.

- Yes, and apparent... - Apparently she's after the last page

of the legendary Great Book.

The page was recently unearthed at Castle Dunwyn.

Right! And it is said

- to contain... - It is said to contain

a dangerous secret.

Well, did you know that she is working for...

I bet you that FOWL is behind this. That's the...

- Fiendish Organization for World Larceny! - Fiendish Organization for World Larceny!

The page is up for auction tonight here in London.

Heron will make a play for it then.

Unless we can get it first.

Well if you were so smart,

you would know this is an exclusive high-class auction.

Luckily we have acquired a VIP invitation,

thanks to a wealthy freelance operative.

- Wait, what? - Agent 22,

meet your new partner: McDuck.

Scrooge McDuck.

Ha-ha! Had a late night

catching that pesky Jack the Tripper,

and there was some celebrating afterwards.

You mind returning these to the queen?

Now, on to the super-secret secret agent equipment.

Already have a cane.

Ho, ho, ho! Not like this.

Meet the Von Drake Action Cane PPK,

equipped with a number of unique gadgets,

which if used not correctly

could kill you instant...

Yeah, I'm sure I'll figure it out. Let's roll, 22!

Adventure awaits!

That was the "not correctly" I was talking about.

...all-day marathon!

I'm off for a little trip.

Uncle Donald's in the pantry if you need anything.

If I don't come back, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.

- Yeah, yeah. - Uh-huh, sure.

Shh!...

So, where are we going?

"We" are going nowhere.

But you are going to save Granny, aren't you?

If she's in trouble, I wanna help!

She would want you safe at home.

That's final.

Hmm.

Ah! There you are.

We'll be arriving in a couple hours, Mr. McD.

Remember, this trip needs to remain a secret, Launchpad.

No one should know where we're going.

Way ahead of you.

Ready for some action, cane?

What are you doing here?

The action cane, that black feather, those coordinates...

That can only mean an Agent 22-McDuck spy adventure!

Oh! With Granny missing, can I be your partner on this one?

Please give me a chance!

I'm trained in espionage,

counter-espionage, I'm super good at secret-keeping...

Hmm. We're too far to turn back now,

but you'll be safe on the sub.

Sorry. Blindfold slipped. Still no clue where we are.

On second thought...

I can come?

First-ever Webby-McDuck team-up!

This is not a normal adventure.

You'll need to follow my lead.

Now, just follow my lead. McDuck?

Ladies and gentleman, ladies and gentlemen,

let's start our bidding with the last page from the Great Book,

a priceless artifact for medieval enthusiasts.

So, what's on it exactly?

Alchemy. Formulas for potions and elixirs.

Legend has it that the high priests of Castle Dunwyn

were mentored by mystical creatures from the nearby glen,

creatures with untold powers.

- Untold powers? - Yes.

If you believe that sort of thing. FOWL seems to.

How do you know so much about all this?

Untold chaos. Dark artifacts.

A man has his hobbies.

There's Black Heron. Stick to the plan:

Outbid her, win the page.

Shall we start the bidding at 25,000 pounds?

Do I have 25?

21. Do I hear 50,000?

We are at 50,000.

And 60,000.

70,000. Do I hear 80 anyone? You, sir,

the sweaty grump in the derby?

What are you doing? Bid!

The agency only gave me 60,000.

What, you expect me to chip in myself?

You are a billionaire!

And sold for 70,000 to the lovely young woman

who appears to be jumping out the window.

- And now we can steal it from her for free!

I just saved SHUSH a lot of money.

You're welcome. Aah!

I know you think this is just a fun little excursion, but listen...

Yep. Super serious. Got it.

Aw! Look at its jaunty hat!

Pip, pip to you, mysterious orb!

Webbigail, quiet!

Protocol 414.

Don't arouse suspicion. Maintain camouflage.

The lair's guard. It spotted us.

That thing?

Don't underestimate its adorable appearance.

It's actually... an elite killing machine,

not some adorably jovial globule.

I know!

That's a vintage series 2 Troububble C-20!

Filled with Incendium!

It'll ignite anything it lands on.

So cool!

You know, most kids wouldn't get this excited about impending doom.

Louie mostly just cries.

What are you...

Gassing it. From Incendium to helium!

I haven't seen a maneuver that impressive since...

Next time, read the file.

If you know your situation, then you know how to conqueror it.

- Wh-What is it? - Strange berry bushes.

They don't look native to the island.

Could be poisonous.

They weren't.

What is wrong with you? There are rules! Protocol!

Loosen up, 22!

Ya gotta be willing to make things up as you go along.

I didn't get this far in life by following the rules.

Great. And now you're dying.

Worse. I got a stem caught in my throat.

Anyway, onward.