Dead Leaves (デッド　リーブス)

It's on.

Who are you?

Who are you?

What is that? You look like a panda with that eye.

Well, you have a retro-style TV as a head.

Wha... What the hell are we doing here?

I don't know. I don't remember anything at all.

Aren't you cold? I want some clothes.

Really?

I'm hungry too.

I...

Criminals have appeared.

Criminals have appeared.

The police will arrive in one minute.

Do not interfere with the suspects.

We need a car.

Leave it to me.

Hey!

This is the police! Slow that vehicle down!

Ah! They're here, Pandy! Speed up! I'll cause a distraction!

P-Pandy!

Eat this.

We're so powerful!

We must surely have been assassins before our memories were erased!

Retro, look.

What, Pandy?

Is that the moon? It looks all chewed up.

It feels so good to be violent...

In order to protect the public peace,

we charge you with trespassing, theft, violence, assault,

possession of illegal firearms and much more.

Therefore, you will be sent to the Dead Leaves prision facility on the surface of the moon.

Imprisoned in Dead Leaves for life.

Hey! What are you doing?

There once was a field with one tall tree.

There were many leaves on that tree.

A lot of caterpillars made their meals there.

In the morning, to the sun... In the evening, to the moon...

The tree was so tall, it seemed to reach those heights.

"I always looked at that," the working ants said to the caterpillars.

"Hey, you!"

"If you're always looking up, won't your necks get tired?"

"That's why your bodies are so stretched out, because you're always looking up."

What is this? I can't move!

I can't move! Let me out, assholes!

Does it really matter?

It sucks! Let me go!

It's time to eat!

Wow. There are so many in here.

Hey! Come back!

You too!

Ow!

What is this place?

Even if you don't want to eat, you should. You won't get any more after this.

Your TV is nice.

So is your dick!

It's time to shit!

Shit?

Shit.

I really don't want to right now.

It'll come out anyway.

Huh?

This music won't make it come out.

It'll come out.

It won't.

It'll come out.

It won't come out!

Something is sucking... It's sucking it out!

Relax.

What a weird feeling. It was gross, but it felt good.

Will you let me put it in too?

Dammit!

Hey! Prisoner number 9-3-1!

9-3-1!

You! You shat too much!

Look! Your tube is all backed up!

It really stinks! Your head is useless!

Your personality is disgusting! I sentence you to death!

777!

Do the honors.

Holy crap...

You're all just damaged clones!

You aren't worth shit!

Shit! Understand?

Now slide out like the shit you are!

Shit, I'm done.

Dammit...

Here we go again...

It's best not to piss off Three-Six and Three-Seven. Their bodies are built differently from ours.

Don't misunderstand anything they say. We're all genetic mistakes, and they treat us like guinea pigs.

I see. I'm a clone.

There's nobody here who isn't a clone.

It's okay.

If we die today, tomorrow there will be another batch of clones just like us.

It's okay to die anytime.

Are you okay?

Heh! I'm a doctor!

I made so many mistakes during surgery that lots of people died, so they sent me here.

How about you?

Me? I lost my memory, so I have no idea.

I woke up naked outside on a street.

You can't remember anything at all?

Well, I do remember one thing.

It's probably from a child's book.

It's a story about caterpillars looking up at tree leaves.

Then some working ants said to the caterpillars:

"Hey, you! If you're always looking up, won't your necks get tired?"

Your bodies are so stretched out because you're always looking up.

If you stretch too much, you'll break.

I'll sew you back together.

We won't need anesthesia...

Wow!

If you don't quit daydreaming, you'll be next!

They're really messed up. I won't let that happen to me.

It's called the "mutation gene," which is pretty easy to say.

They illegally tamper with the body's appearance genes so that we become ugly mutants.

They can do what they want because nobody in the sky cares what happens.

If we had a fight, who'd be stronger?

Shit! Shit! Shit!

What's wrong with you?

Warden, today we took eight samples, had 15 deaths, three copies and five breakdowns.

I'm getting bored.

Quit it.

What are you doing? There's nothing we can do in this position.

We have those holes for shitting, remember?

Idiot!

Wrong!

Sorry!

How did we know how to do that?

Whatever.

That was incredible! That was amazing sex!

How did you know how to get out of your shackles?

I don't know.

Please take us with you!

Ah, okay.

Brother!

Master!

Mother!

General!

Mistress!

Boss! It was you who gave us our freedom.

We would be honored to dedicate our lives to you.

Now give us your instructions.

What are you talking about?

A master with no memory.

No! That sex you had was amazing!

You snapped our shackles with such ease! You were born to be our leader!

Your capabilities as a leader are as big as my dick!

Oh, yeah! We must have been yakuza before we lost our memories!

Hmm... maybe so.

That's definitely it! We did a lot of bad things, so they eventually caught us!

We are pretty villainous.

All right! We've solved the mystery!

But I don't think that's totally right...

Listen up! Since I'm the boss, you will do anything I want you to!

It's up to me whether you live or die!

I'll do anything I want, as much as I want!

That's it?

Okay, first we have go to the port and get a ship.

Prison break! Prison break!

What the hell?

Here you go!

Warden! Well, Big Sister, the show has begun.

Now for chapter one...

Boss! Is this the right way? Here!

Uh... it's fine if it's close.

Our boss always knows!

Huh? What the hell is this? Get the fuck out of the way, assholes!

Huh? Won't the elite clone overseer please let us pass?

Am I getting through to you?!

They're coming out like machine gun bullets.

It never ends!

We have to get out of here, now!

Okay, everyone! Let's run!

Hold on to the back of this bike!

Aw! The Boss is the only one who gets to ride!

Ow! Ah! Geh! Boss, my face is burning!

Boss, it's too narrow!

Deal with it!

Where are we?

It's a cargo passage.

Okay. If we take this passageway straight, we'll go right to the port!

Aren't you a little late? Your next opponent is waiting.

What's going on?

It's huge!

And so smooth...

Wow, Boss! It's a robot! A robot!

Run! Run!!

It's here! Run!

It's going to eat us!

They're gaining!

There's no effect!

I'll take care of it.

That's it!

Chinko!

Yeah?

Give me your dick!

Coming!

Ready!

Where do I put it in? Is the ass okay?