Tevar

Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh

Don’t act over smart

Are you a don here

Hmmmm is it enough?

Queen isn’t up yet

Hina

Hinaa

Hina

If my majesty has woken up then please have breakfast

Wait let me come inside then I will see you

Where are you going darling?

Why are you in such a hurry

Your husband to be must be enjoying in his wildest dreams

Shut up

Come and have breakfast and yes do bring in that idiot too

Girl your tongue will have soars

Does anyone say idiot to her beloved husband

Its better to have soar in my tongue than to have this type of husband

Hey brother

Hey brother please give me the money

Money … How much?

Rs. 20

Rs. 20 hmmm oks then give?

Ohhh meee … Yes you take out the money

I have come 5 steps towards you … Penalty Rs. 20

Take it out…..

Cousin I know really well the outcome of your love

Don’t lose hope even if you fail in it

Just remember Arfa little sister Hina, who hasn’t yet tied the knot

Laughhhhhh …. Silly Girl

Hey how are your studies going?

Its going nowhere

Why?

Cousin every week atleast 3 days college gets closed due to strike How could teacher and students study in such environment

See if father is awake then call him also

I have seen light in his room around fajer prayers

Actually baba sleeps after offering fajar prayers

I will go and check him out

Hmmmm

Its just your tongue that doesn’t speak, rest your whole body speaks

Doggggggg

Why all these women call the entire men dog?

Huh?

And whenever we do an act of dog, immediately we get reminded to behave an act as a human

Why don’t you all women decides that what way man should act … Human or dog?

OK we accept we are dogs.. We accept it

Though have you seen your outlook?

Your outlook

Well I have to say it now..

Whenever you get dressed properly, just see yourself in the mirror

All Orangi Town males turn their eyes on you

Oh Phoolan

How did you spend 3 days without me?

Hey big brother was telling me that you have made all neighbourhood lives miserable

No No at all

Well see Shaukat brother you don’t have to be formal here

Well it might be just luck that I turn out to be your father in law but atleast I will still be your Uncle

No No Uncle there is no such thing

Then you tell what is up

I don’t understand

OK let me make you understand

I am one of the those lover bird who used to wear joggers on Kurta Shalwar in college days to see girls

Shaukat Brother

After loosing your aunty I always make an effort to raise Arfa and Hina with utmost pride

Well you can say I am the elder of the family but all decisions and authority made on me is being done by only Arfa

Last night I did speak to Arfa and let her know how Uncle, You and Me wish this relationship to happen

But only Arfa will decide what she wants to do

Oks I have understood now

Oks brother I have to go to bank today for pension collection, there is a huge line for pension seekers that too itself is a hassle

But this hassle also has a blessing that I get to see my old pension seeker friends

I will be back by evening, till then see if you can convince her otherwise have evening tea and head back straight to Hyderabad

Ouchhhhhh

I am very thirsty

I have said I am thirsty but where did I mention I want water

Hina

Hina

Hinaaa

What happened?

What are you doing here?

Well my heart was thinking same what are you doing here?

You have to be with Shaukat Now

Hina Madam he is just an accountant, he is not some Rahat Kazmi of Hyderabad to fall in love with

Hmm then you are also not any Marina Khan of Orangi town that he goes hooo haaaa

Then you tell after my refusal why would he come here

Persistency is key ingredient for any lover

And you can say whatever you want but you have to give him full marks for his consistency

OK Right! I am in a good mood, will give him full 100 marks for his consistency

Tell him to include these 100 marks in her refusal

You have gone mad totally mad

Yummyyyyy

I clearly know you don’t know anything to make

You know only how to make fool

What happened?

Wait a second

Hmm what happened?

Wait a second please

Cant you wait for a second

What?

See I am going on boys side

Don’t know what they are upto in last 3 days

Oks got it! Don’t you want any money?

OK listen! Listen please

Give me your hand

See if I don’t go out then these jewellery, clothes how it would be managed

I will come early don’t worry

Hey listen darling! Hey listen Phoolan I am saying I will come early

Phoolan

Will come will come early

Now please smile, like this

This is the way good

Oks I am leaving, when I come your mood should be good

Hey girl come quickly, I have to wait long in that queue

Hina come quickly why are you making father late

Cominggggg

Hina lets move quickly

Father please take him also

Hmm see child doesn’t matter if new relation cant be made but still he is your cousin

Though I have told him about your decision, he will go to Hyderabad by evening

Come daughter let's go

Khuda Hafiz

Khuda Hafiz

Khuda Hafiz darling, see you soon please take care of him don’t make him scared every now and then

OK shutup and leave

Hey Ustaad Ustaad Ustaad

How you doing? All well by grace of God

Ustaad where have you come?

I have come from a place where every big shot goes

Just now I was thinking about you

Why me? Where is yours useless sexy boy

Ustaad whoever falls in love with earings, he wont go anywhere

Oh you lover of male… Give me a cigarette

Usaatad anything for you, cigarette is nothing

Light it up I think its off

Well whats the report of the area?

Ustaad area is same but we all are not doing well

You in angry arrogant mode still have come in reply of my proposal

Wait let me do one thing stand in front and you look at me as much as you can

Yessssss

What yes yes

See I am not one of those cute girls that goes over moon when someone sees her intensely

Father did ask me about your proposal, but I have clearly refused because I don’t believe in cousin marriages

And mainly I don’t have any free time for this love thing

So just don’t stare at me, go pack your bags and leave for Hyderabad

Weather isn’t pleasant just like my mood, plus father will also come late so go downstairs and leave

If you allow me can I speak?

Speak up I didn’t stop you

I am a very common man

I know tell me something new

Well I haven’t come because its our parents wish, even if you are not my cousin or neighbour I would have been watching you with same intense feeling

And was eager as ever for marrying you

Why eager?

Is there any hidden pearls in me that I cant see?

Well beauty lies in the eye of beloved, you have to see through my eyes

You will get to know your answer

Enough I have told you same thing loud and clear many times that I have no interest in you, still you are insisting

I don’t understand much of these idioms phrases

And I don’t understand this poetry or you

I wasn’t here for 3 days so you guys were living on credit

Oh yes, spending whole night smoking cigratte thinking that our Ustaad Dawar will come and make it all well for us but nothing here

What is the report of Tony and all where are they?

Ustaad how much?

232425 oks that enough for the day

Shouldn’t we include 10 kg more in our next step?

Hey looser I tend to exercise more in exercising you

Its good thing because the amount of food you take, your tummy will come out like mine

Hahaaaaa

I am not an educated person doesn’t know what 2 plus 2 will make

But at night when I sleep and look at the stars its only your face that comes to my mind

I am mature enough to know the difference between love and infatuation

I don’t want to marry my uncles daughter, for that my parents would have been here

I want to marry Arfa

I think I need to tell you that isn’t your uncle desire just, its Shaukat Ali khan desire

After seeing you has gone mad

People with madness only lives in fools paradise

I want someone steady who can go hand in hand and show me the way

Why don’t you look for other girl?

My father says that a learned man God, lover and messenger is same

Anyways you have said what you want to but my answer is still the same

Now whats the matter?

Can I come inside?

If I say no then?

Then I will continue to seek permission as I have no intension to go back

Have anyone told you that you are very stubborn

Yes my mother often says it infact every twice a week I come across with it

Oks then you admitting it openly

I call it being persistent in my thinking

Can you tell me something

Sure

Whenever someone takes a dig at you, just don’t admit rather fight your case out

Do you drink tea?

Yes

Hmm Hina was telling me that you hate tea

Since when you start drinking tea?

When someone start calling my name sweetly

John Alia famous saying

You should be treated in a way that you are forced to do otherwise normally I wouldn’t have listen to

You should be treated in a way that you are forced to do otherwise normally I wouldn’t have listen to

Curse on your face Tony

Ever since you came into our lives, our life is poison

Tony don’t put your hand in the hole, sister of brother