Metalocalypse

>> THEY WERE KNOWN AS

SNAKES N' BARRELS--

A TOUGH GROUP OF ROCK THUGS FROM

THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS,

WITH A RAVENOUS MADMAN AT THE

FOREFRONT, A MAN SIMPLY KNOWN AS

PICKLES, WHO EVENTUALLY BECAME

THE LEGENDARY PERCUSSIONIST FOR

DETHKLOK.

BUT YEARS EARLIER, PICKLES WAS A

YOUNG MIDWESTERNER ON A

DUST-COVERED BUS HEADED

TOWARDS L.A.

>> THIS BOY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN

OLDER THAN 16 WALKED RIGHT INTO

MY PAWN SHOP LOCATED ON FAIRFAX

AND WILSON, AND HE SAID, "GIMME

A GUITAR."

AND I SAID, "OH, WE GOT THIS

SWEET OLD JAZZ BOX GUITAR."

AND HE SAID, "NO!

I WANT THAT GIBSON LES PAUL

GOLD-TOP WITH THE HUMBUCKERS."

NOW, THE WAY THAT HE TOLD ME

THAT, I JUST KNEW THAT HE MEANT

BUSINESS.

AND I WAS LIKE, "UH-OH.

HERE COMES--THIS GONNA BE BIG."

>> AND THE MUSICAL PERSISTENCE

OF THE YOUNG MAN PAID OFF.

WITHIN MONTHS, HE HAD HIS OWN

BAND SIGNED TO A MAJOR LABEL.

THIS WAS THE BEGINNING OF

SNAKE N' BARRELS.

RECORD SALES WERE THROUGH

THE ROOF, BUT THE CONSTANT

TOURING TOOK ITS TOLL ON

SNAKES N' BARRELS, AND DRUG

USE BECAME A REGULAR PART

OF THEIR LIVES.

>> "ANTONIO SHOT HEROIN INTO HIS

BALLS AGAIN THIS MORNING.

HE SAYS THIS TIME IT WAS AN

ACCIDENT.

I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE THE USUAL

DIFFICULTIES ON STAGE TONIGHT.

I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN

RECORD, BUT I NEED HEAVIER

MUSIC."

>> THE SCOURGE OF DRUGS WOULD

FORCE SNAKES N' BARRELS TO

DISBAND NEARLY OVERNIGHT AT THE

TOP OF THEIR GAME.

RUMORS OF OVERDOSE AND DEATH

CIRCULATED IN THE PRESS, LEAVING

THE WORLD TO FOREVER PONDER THE

POSSIBILITY OF A REUNION.

WILL THERE EVER BE--

>> HEY, WE WERE WATCHING THAT.

>> DUDE, RIGHT.

SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME--

I KNOW.

>> NO WAY.

TO COMPLIMENT YOU.

YOU WERE SUCH A BEAUTIFULS LADY

BACK THEN.

MAYBE YOU WILLS ALLS FAVOR US

WITH MAKEUP TIPS.

>>

>> HEY, COME ON NOW.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

>> IT'S EXCITING.

TURN IT BACK ON.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M HERE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY.

>> WELL, IT'S BORING WHEN YOU

SAY IT.

>> I KNOW.

>> PICKLE?

THIS SNAKES N' BARRELS, IT'S...

IT'S NOT MY CUP OF TEA.

IT SUCKS.

>> WELL...

THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO SAY,

TOKI.

>> NOT MY FAULT IT SUCKS.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL

NOT--

>>

>> LOOK, I DON'T PLAY IN THAT

BAND ANYMORE.

IT'S HISTORY, ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE

THREATENED.

>> HEY!

WE'RE NOT THREATENED.

>> I KNOW.

I'M JUST--IT'S OVER.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IT DETHKLOK.

>> PICKLES, CAN YOU COME IN HERE

FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?

SNAKES N' BARRELS' RECORD SALES

HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF SINCE

THE DOCUMENTARY BEGAN AIRING,

AND THERE'S INTEREST OF A

REUNION TOUR.

>> OK.

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

TEACH YOU

WHO

ROCK

DETHKLOK!

TALLER THAN A TREE

TOKI WARTOOTH

NOT A BUMBLE BEE

WILLIAM MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

PICKLES THE DRUMMER

DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

DOODILY DOODILY DOO

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> DETHKLOK IS ON HIATUS

WHILE PICKLES REUNITES WITH

SNAKES N' BARRELS.

>> ALONE THEY ARE WEAK.

>> I BELIEVE THE WEAKNESS LIES

IN SNAKES N' BARRELS'

PREDISPOSITION FOR DRUG ABUSE.

>> WE HAVE FULL BACKGROUND

REPORTS ON EACH.

GENTLEMAN, ANTONIO TONY DeMARCO

THUNDERBOTTOM ON BASS GUITAR--

ONCE A MAJOR ALCOHOLIC.

HE'S NOW SOBER.

SAMMY "CANDY NOSE" TWINSKINS ON

DRUMS, A CRACK COCAINE FIEND.

SOBER.

ON RHYTHM GUITAR, SNIZZY "SNAZ"

BULLETS.

HALLUCINOGENS AND HEROIN LEFT

HIM WITH PARTIAL PARALYSIS IN

THE FACE.

ALSO SOBER.

>> JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SOBER

RIGHT NOW DOESN'T MEAN THEY

CAN'T RELAPSE.

WE HAVE AVAILABLE SOMEBODY WHO

COULD PROVE TO BE VERY IMPORTANT

TO US--MILITARY PHARMACEUTICAL

PSYCHOTROPIC DRUG MANUFACTURER

DR. RAYMOMOLUTH CHESTERFIELD.

>> I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH

A NEW KIND OF DRUG CALLED

TOTALLY AWESOME SWEET ALABAMA

LIQUID SNAKE.

THE SMALLEST DOSAGE OF THIS DRUG

WILL DRIVE THE USER COMPLETELY

INSANE.

WITH A HIGH ENOUGH DOSAGE, THEIR

MEMORY WILL BE WIPED CLEAR AND

THUS BE A BLANK SLATE...

WAITING TO BE REPROGRAMMED

IN ANY WAY ONE SEES FIT.

>> ONCE WE REPROGRAM PICKLES,

WE WILL BE ABLE TO DESTROY

DETHKLOK FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

>> WHAT IF PICKLES NEVER COMES

BACK?

OH, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY MESSED

UP.

>> OH, COME ON, GUYS.

IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS ANYONE'S

FIRST BAND.

YOU'LL PROBABLY ALL WANT TO GO

AND REUNITE WITH YOUR OLD BANDS

AT SOME POINT.

>> DETHKLOK IS MY FIRST BAND.

>> OH.

WELL, ONE DAY,

YOU'LL WANT TO REUNITE WITH US.

>> WHY?

WE ALREADY TOGETHER.

>> JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT BROKEN

UP DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T

REUNITE.

>> ACTUALLYS, I THINK THAT'S

EXACTLYS WHAT THATS MEANS.

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> YOU CAN'T REUNITE WITH A

BANDS THATS HAS NOT BROKESED UP.

THEY WON'T LET YOU.

>> THAT SUCKS.

GREAT.

>> WAIT.

CAN WE HAVE A NOT-REUNION TOUR