Mikagura School Suite (ミカグラ学園組曲)

You don't have to do this! Please stop!

Don't do it!

Forgive me for calling you out here like this.

I--I just couldn't hold it in.

Yuriko...

I can't hide my feelings, and I refuse to try!

Okay, but we shouldn't do this now.

Not right here.

So let's go to the nurse's office

where there's no one around!

Eruna! Eruna! Eruna!

What, Ma?

We're doing a special vision test with a love letter

in the nurse's office right now,

so come back later, 'kay, thanks!

Fantasizing again, are we?

Well, your future is real!

Apply to a high school already!

Do you even know how long it's been

since the holiday started?

That's right, it's Golden Week!

I still gotta be Golden Week!

Come on, Eruna, you can do anything if you just try!

Do not use nonsense to avoid this,

young lady!

I don't get it.

How can someone be so unconcerned

about eventually living in a gutter?

That's not a compliment!

Right.

You know I'm a week that likes to be complimented!

You are not Golden W

Now knock that crap off!

Apply to a school, and when you get accepted

I promise not to bug you about it anymore.

Okay? Okay?

'Kay.

So have you decided where you want to go yet, Eruna?

Nope, not at all.

What about that school just out of town?

Uniforms aren't cute enough.

That's really your reason?

Uniforms are important!

I mean, if I have to wear something ugly,

I might as well live in a freakin' gutter!

Seems kinda dramatic.

Look, I want to have a career

where I get to watch TV all day.

Why should I have to go to school for that?

Eruna, watching TV isn't a career.

This is lame.

Why aren't there any fun jobs out there?

Eruna! Oh, Eruna!

Are you all right?

Yuriko?

Oh no!

We must be the only people left alive in the whole world.

Everything will be fine.

We can make it together. Just us two.

But first... I have an idea.

Let's go to the nurse's office!

You know, whenever I find you,

you're always behind that thing.

Shigure, how come you're here?

I got permission from my dorm to come here.

All I had to do was tell them

I had to go see the cutie known as you.

Don't make a face like that!

I'm your cousin, not your brother,

so we could totally have normal kids together, probably!

So many levels of gross.

Well, spit it out. What do you want?

You know, your mom is spreading a rumor

that you have yet to decide what school you're gonna apply to.

Hmph!

If that's true, what about this one?

It's my school, Mikagura Academy.

Let me see here...

Their uniforms are cute, so that's a plus.

Cool! Everyone lives in dorms?

Gotta love all the cultural clubs, too.

And not like you're gonna find another school like it, either.

Oh, and by the way... I'm Manga Research Club Prez.

Hey, don't ignore me!

I mean, yeah, I get it, but just a heads up,

a little bit of interest this direction wouldn't hurt you any.

Eruna, you're kinda drooling there.

An angel! She's the real deal!

I can't believe a girl this perfect really exists!

Wait a sec, aren't Photoshopped models

used for this sort of stuff?

It's like the difference between pictures

of a fast food burger and the mushy reality.

Yeah, good call. I'd like a burger.

But if we do fast food, I'm getting a double.

Pay attention!

If you're curious, the girl in the photo

is Seisa Mikagura.

She's the granddaughter of the principal.

Hey, you know what?

Go ahead and get yourself a burger.

Grab me some nuggets while you're a--huh?

Wait, don't go anywhere!

Repeat what you just said!

What, that I'd like a burger?

Not that part!

Wait, you mean,

"Oh, and by the way, I'm Manga Research Club Prez"?

Too far back!

"The girl in the photo is Seisa Mikagura.

She's the granddaughter of the principal"?

God, thank you!

Um, Eruna?

Yep. She's the one.

You can't marry a chick.

At least not right now.

Not that!

This is it.

I'm gonna apply for this school!

They're entrance exams, that's all.

I can do it.

I mean, everything I needed to do to get ready for today...

...I came really close to actually doing,

so I bet I'll be just fine.

You are most kind for waiting.

Do you know how delicate you look?

I don't suppose you'd mind

if I took your picture real quick, would ya?

Huh?

Aw, nuts, I forgot my camera.

I'm so stupid.

Everything is in order if you'd like

to follow me this way, Miss Ichinomiya.

She knows my name!

Super pretty and totally cute.

I think I'm gonna keep you and call you Kurumi.

So what's the dealio?

Have you worked here very long, Kurumi?

Are you seeing anyone right now?

Can I put myself in the running?

Just kidding!

You will take the written portion of the entrance exam

in this room.

Oh, right.

Why do these not seem hard?

She's sleeping?!

What's the catch? Is this a trap?

Do I need to hold it up to the light?

Maybe this has invisible ink.

I got it!

What an idiot.

Next up will be the interview.

I can do this,

because everything I needed to do to get ready for today...

Go in as soon as you're ready.

Is anybody even here?

Yeah. I don't know...

She doesn't look like she has what it takes to me, ryui.

A direct descendant of the main Ichinomiya family.

We even gave you special treatment on the test,

which was also unfortunate.

Wow. Poor thing.

Not often we get to see someone as unlucky as you, ryui.

You should have a crap luck cut off switch, ryui.

Mine eyes, mine eyes!

Ah, the strange cat's eyes are its weakness, I see.

Don't "I see" me, ryui!

To commit that kind of ocular assault

upon such a cute and lovable me can only mean

you are a cruel, vicious child, ryui!

Right, a talking cat with wings.

Is this another delusion?!

Crud!

Yeah, as if you could dream me up.

Pinch yourself to check, though.

What's the point of pinching me?

I'm the one interviewing you, so you know!

What?

Yep, I'm from Mikagura Private Academy.

Think I'm gonna keep you, too, and call you Bimii.

You don't get to name me, ryui!

Also, what's up with ending your sentences in "ryui"?

Don't you think it's kind of like awkward?

Oh.

Well, then what about "fluffy"?

Would it be better if I said "fluffy, fluffy"?

No. I'm thinking you should go for "ug."

That seems very unique, "ug."

No way, kid!

You chose that because it's short for ugly,

didn't you, ug?

I'm bored. Is this the interview?

Oh. That's right, ryui.

We already have the interview result in, ryui.