Mayo Chiki! (まよチキ!)

Brother! It's time to wake up!

Good morning, Brother!

Ankle lock!

Followed by a sharpshooter!

Then a sol naciente!

And to finish it, a triangle lancer!

And good morning once again, brother!

How was I this morning?

Brisk, as always.

I could have never woken up again.

Any more, and I might have gone on to meet Dad in heaven.

So, it was heavenly?

Anyway, breakfast is ready. Come on down!

Everything was normal on the day that I, Sakamachi Kinjirou, learned of a great secret.

Only tomatoes?

Thanks to you, my morning practice was perfect!

Morning practice?! Aren't you in the crafts club?!

That club is very serious, you know!

Our captain can break a concrete block with one finger!

You joined such an absurd club right after starting school...

We're camping in the mountains during Golden Week!

It'll be a survival camp for three days and two nights!

Something is fatally wrong with your club.

I've always wanted to fight a bear anyway, so this is perfect!

Oh, come on. Even you would die.

It'll be fine!

Mom wrote in her last letter that she fought a tiger in India!

Mom's on a whole different level.

It's been a long time since you could even call her human.

Nobody has been able to even challenge her for ages.

In fact, that's why she left the country. She left to challenge some of the world's finest wrestlers.

So I'll have to train as much as I can until she gets home!

I'll be going ahead!

That's Konoe.

Mistress, if I may?

Konoe Subaru.

I don't think there's anyone in this academy that doesn't know that name.

He's insanely popular with the girls.

Thank you.

And he's Suzutsuki Kanade's butler.

I'm jealous... I'm so jealous!

I want to be Suzutsuki Kanade's butler too!

It's weird for someone to have a butler nowadays.

And even weirder for that someone to be a high school girl.

But she's not just any high school girl!

She's the number-one beauty of the academy!

Suzutski Group's little princess!

And our principal's daughter!

But still, she brings her butler to school?

If you please.

Milady, would you be so kind as to wait on the ground floor?

I have some private matters that I would like to attend to.

T-This is just ridiculous...

Hey, don't tell me... You're...

Sakamachi-kun, you've got some lint on your-

I knew it.

Kurose, take it off for me!

You're into guys, aren't you?!

No!

But you don't even talk to the girls in our class.

And you don't even try to get along with them!

That's why there are rumors going around

that because Sakamachi Kinjirou has so little interest in girls, he must like guys.

Don't start calling me by my full name!

I saw you checking out Subaru-sama.

He's just one of the few unusual things in my usual life!

I still remember the days when we shared our porn mags...

I need to use the bathroom!

Sorry.

Ah! You've given me an idea!

A love story that starts from someone dropping their glasses!

I should make a note.

Men

Closet

Safe.

My stomach aches... I shouldn't have eaten so much tomato.

ima mune ni umareta yuruginai kono kimochi

Embrace this undying feeling born in my heart

dakishimete tobe haruka tooku

And fly ever so far away

game and set nante nai hibi

On the days that nothing happens

image shite kanaetai mirai

I imagine a future, and wish for it to come true

kazoete uchiake attara yakusoku akiramenai

Count down, confide in each other and promise not to give up

yume wo katachi ni suru made

Until we can make the dream come true

sukina koto zenryoku de oikakeyou yo

Chase your desires as fast as you can

issho ni ne, tanoshiku ne

Together, having fun

kibou no hane hirogete

Spread the wings of hope

ima mune ni umareta yuruginai kono kimochi

Embrace this undying feeling born in my heart

yuuki to yobu tame hajimeyou

It's called courage, so let's begin

michisuu no doa tate

No matter how many doors bar our way,

kowagarazu akete ne

Open them all without fear

Fly far away (Far Away)

maiagare, kanate he to

Fly high, far away

End of Earth

Konoe... Subaru?

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...

The lock must be broken...

Why is Konoe wearing girl's panties?

No way... Could he be from a clan where men are forced to wear women's underwear?

No, that's impossible.

Ah, so you're a pervert!

It's not like I have the right to judge other people's fetishes, though.

I should respect people's privacy.

Everyone has secrets.

Although...

He has amazing grades.

He excels in sports. And he looks so refined...

Subaru-sama as a pervert is unfathomable.

You saw them, didn't you?

Jirou. Sakamachi Kinjirou.

That's your name, isn't it?

If you're going to continue to be silent, then I'll ask you again.

You saw my panties, didn't you?

No! I swear I didn't see anything!

Do you mean to say that you didn't see them? When you were staring so intently?

Don't bother denying it.

I know you saw them.

You burned them into your memory, didn't you?

You opened the door because you wanted to see my panties, didn't you?

Who the hell cares about your panties?!

Well, I am a man, but...

Who would get excited by seeing such childish panties?!

Forgive me for wearing underwear with character prints.

Regardless. If you didn't see them, how do you know what they look like?

Men

Calm-

Shut up, pervert.

You've lost any rights you may have had.

I'm impressed.

That should have at least knocked you out.

You took it well.

I've taken worse shots since I was five...

Pardon me for not knowing your history.

But anyway, let's be serious.

You know my secret.

And for that reason, you must be eliminated.

Don't worry, I won't kill you. I will only be taking your memories.

My family knows of a secret memory-erasing technique that has been passed down from ancient times.

That means...

I'll hit you. And I'll keep hitting you until your memories are gone.

That is the Butler Memory-Erasing Technique.

I'll die! And that's neither a secret nor is it specific to butlers!

Don't worry, it won't last long.

When you regain consciousness, you'll be lying on a hospital bed muttering

"Where am I?" "Who am I?"...

A clean ending for a disgusting pervert.

Shit. Then I have no choice.

You plan to resist?

Unfortunately, I don't like pain.

So...

So?

I'll run!

Wha...

Like I'll let you!

Stand, and fight like a man!

I'm graceful enough to finish you quickly!

Shit!

Don't underestimate me!

You're quite determined.

But this time, I'll finish you...

With my mighty Butler Knuckle!

I couldn't care less...

But you're awful at naming your attacks.

How dare you?!

Dammit, I've never been insulted like this before!

I'll have you experience my top-secret technique!

I call it End of Earth!

That sounds too large-scale!

But your naming really is...

Oh, shut up!

Sorry, it's my fault.

I'm sure you've been thinking about this a lot.

What? Don't pity me!

Damn. I thought it was cool.

Huh? He's really cute...

No way. After all this, am I really into...?

Watch out!

Huh?

Soft...?

Impossible...

You're a girl?!

Kitty panties.

To the guys watching TV, high five!

You're dead.

You groped my breasts and got so excited that your nose started bleeding.

This is a misunderstanding! That's just a reflex!

I don't care!

That was one crazy dream...