Doc Martin

You've changed the rota.

You don't mind, do you?

I've got an extra lecture on Thursday.

I thought it was just one day a week.

It is, but Sam thought it would be good for me to attend.

- Who? - Professor Bradman.

- Ow! - What?

James just bit me.

Did he draw blood?

No. Why did you bite Mummy?

I'll get it.

I've come to pick up Louisa.

Mrs Ellingham. Louisa!

Your taxi's here.

- What taxi? - You can wait outside.

- She knows you're coming. - Martin, I told you.

Tina's on my course. She's giving me a lift.

- Hi, Tina. - Oh, right.

Sorry I'm late. My eldest was a nightmare this morning.

Enjoy this age while it lasts.

- Careful, he may bite. - Martin.

See you later, Martin.

James, be a good boy, please.

Bye!

Bye-bye, Mummy.

He's coming!

Good morning, Doctor. The notes for your first patient.

- Trevor Dodds! - Who are you?

Emily. She's covering for me for a few days, remember?

- No. - Worked at Delabole dentist's.

Right. Oh.

Dodds, follow me.

Um... He says good morning

and he looks forward to working with you.

Thanks so much for the lift. Catching the bus was a pain.

No problem.

I've never been mistaken for a taxi driver before!

Is your husband always that rude?

No. Well...

I wonder if that's where your son's aggression comes from.

- What do you mean? - His biting.

Chapter five of the course book does suggest that such behaviour

can result from children feeling stressed

or not correctly bonding with their caregiver.

Then again, sometimes they're just teething.

They bite, they learn not to. And that's that.

Hm... your blood glucose level is high.

Are you remembering to take your medication?

I've been trying to, Doc. But what with the wife leaving me,

and the shop going bust, things have been hectic.

Doesn't make a difference. Take your Metformin

and monitor your blood glucose levels.

Look straight ahead.

- I was wondering... - Stop talking.

- Do you suppose... - Sshh!

Right, go ahead.

Could the reading be to do with the other thing?

What other thing?

It stings, you know, when I go.

I'd need a sample of your urine.

Now? I just been!

Go into the waiting room until you can go again.

- What's that? - Prime rib-eye steak.

And only £15 a kilo to you!

No, thank you.

Oh, I see what you're saying.

You want a discount. All right, 13 quid, but you're killing me!

No, I don't want a discount. Take it off my desk.

Give in your sample. Make an appointment to get your results.

And don't forget to take your medication.

Just need a second to get my stuff. See you in there.

Thanks for the lift.

Louisa? Louisa Glasson?

I thought it was you.

Daisy Tyler. You taught me in year six.

Oh, how could I forget? Hello, Daisy.

And it's Mrs Ellingham now.

Really? Someone married you?

That's great. What are you doing here?

- I'm a student. - A mature student?

That's very brave at your age.

Thank you, Daisy. What are you studying?

Transferred to Child And Adolescent Counselling.

Ah, that's the same course as me.

Hm. Hope you're a better student than you were a teacher!

I'm surprised you remember.

You spent your time staring out the window!

See you in there.

- No. - No, no, you can't have that.

- Your teeth! - Teeth.

Can I interest you in a tour of the station?

No. No, thank you.

- It's happened again. - What did?

What do you think? Another three sheep stolen last night.

Three last month and now these. You've done nothing.

Well, it's an ongoing investigation.

You're standing there handing out chocolates!

You should be putting fliers up about my missing animals.

Or checking up on likely suspects --

doing something!

Do you want to come in and file a report?

- Have a tour of the station? - No!

Consider this me filing the report.

Again.

Hannah! I'm heading home. What are you doing here?

I'm popping in to see the Doc. I'll pick you up later.

OK.

Hannah Butler!

- Not here yet. - Yes, I am.

Come through.

It's all I could squeeze out.

That is disgusting.

They came up a couple of days ago. They look awful.

I'd need to take a swab.

What do you do for a living?

- I'm a farmer. - Keep livestock?

Sheep. But there's no money in it any more.

My dad retired and left me the farm.

Now I'm trying to diversify, though. Glamping holidays.

Really? The tests will confirm it, but I suspect you have orf.

- Orf? - It's an exanthemous disease.

Caused by the parapox virus.

Mostly common in goats and sheep.

- I know what it is. - Self-limiting in humans.

So it should clear up on its own between three to six weeks.

- Give me your hand. - So my flock must have it.

Great, just what I need!

It's extremely contagious.

Change the dressing and wash your hand

after handling your livestock.

Not one person wanted a tour of the station.

Apart from Chippy Miller. I'm sure he just wanted the toilet.

How am I supposed to meet the Chief Constable's target

for community engagement

if no one's interested in law and order?

I'm not sure I'm the right person to answer that, mate.

Don't suppose you're interested in a joint community project --

promote responsible drinking maybe?

Not this week. Morwenna's taking me away on a break.

- Looking forward to it. - After that?

Um... No.

File those for me, please.

- What's infectious mono... - Infectious mononucleosis.

- It's glandular fever. Why? - Called the kissing disease?

That's a trite term for it, yes.

- That bloody liar! - I beg your pardon?

He said he only had a sore throat.

But it says here that he had this mononucleo-thingy.

And so did Sophie Stone.

I think we all know where he got that, don't we?

You can't read patients' notes! They're highly confidential!

He's my boyfriend. Or was.

You've no right to go nosing around in his medical history!

Don't shout at me. I just been cheated on!

- Where are you going? - I don't need this.

I was only doing Morwenna a favour. Tosser!

Great.

Right, there you go, love.

Pound of sausages, please, Trevor.

Don't suppose I could interest you in a bulk order for the pub?

Special mates rates.

- How special? - 40 quid.

And I'll throw in the sausages.

The thing is, I've only got a 20.

No, I need the money today. I got my suppliers chasing me.

I promise I'll give it to you next time I see you.

- Go on, then. - Good boy.

Yes, sir? What can I get you?

The Social Cognition and the Theory of Mind.

Descartes' Second Meditation set out much of the groundwork

for the science of the mind.

The two most prominent contrasting approaches

to the Theory of Mind are theory-theory and... what?

Anyone? Daisy?

- Saturation theory. - Oh...

I think you mean simulation theory.

I think I know what I mean.

Actually, simulation theory is right.

And the two greatest exponents of the theory?

Oh, um... it's...

I do know this. It's in chapter two.

Just...

Oh, it was Sam Bradman.

Um... that's my name.

Right. Sorry.

Anyone else? Louisa?

Alvin Goldman and Robert...

- Godwin. - Gordon.

- Gordon. - Very good, Louisa.

So, moving on...

- Joe. - Ruth. How are you?

- I'm very well, thank you. - Good.

Good.

I'm also wondering why you're here.

Yes, I was... sort of... looking for someone to talk to.

Well, more someone who'll listen.

And I was wondering, you being a psychiatrist,

if you'd consider taking me on as a patient.

- I'm a forensic psychiatrist. - That's fine.

No. I'm not the sort of psychiatrist you're after.