Yu Yu Hakusho (幽☆遊☆白書)

"Yu Yu Hakusho"

In a crowded city, as I bump shoulders, I'm all alone.

On an endless prairie, as the wind whistles by, I'm all alone.

Which one is it that makes me want to cry more, I wonder.

Marking it with twin circles, I feel a bit more grown-up!

It must be, that when I run into these terribly difficult walls,

and unexpectedly, for whatever reason,

The courage and power to break through rises up from within,

All because of how, when I run into these terribly difficult people,

they show me kindness, I bet!

Thank you very much!

C- call an ambulance! An ambulance!

It wasn't my fault...!

Urameshi Yusuke, age 14. He was supposed to have been the hero of this story, but...

He seems to have suddenly died!

"Surprised To Be Dead"

What? That's me lying down there, isn't it?

--All right, move aside, move aside! --Please, make way!

The child is okay! He just has a scratch!

This one's not gonna make it.

--Okay, let's put him on the stretcher. --Right!

Hey! Wait a minute, come on!

At any rate, let's hurry and take him and the little boy to the ambulance!

Hey, I said wait, Pops!

I'm right here! That's not me! Hey!

I'm talking to you!

What the hell is going on here? I gotta calm down and remember! Um...

As I remember, today I went to school for the first time in ten days...

Urameshi Yusuke, come see Takenaka in the guidance office immediately! Urameshi!

Urameshi, you got that!?

Oh, It's you, Keiko.

Here you are, all right!

Stop this! Stop skipping your classes up here! Ah, you're even in your street shoes!

Always with the annoying lectures!

What do you mean, annoying!?

You're not going to make it to the next grade if you skip too much!

Takenaka-sensei has been paging you for a bit.

Unbelievable! Once you do come, you're called out right away!

You've done something wrong again, haven't you?

Anyhow, if you don't go, as a class representative,

I'll be yelled at as well, you know.

Do you understand!?

White, huh?

You idiot! Grow up! Die! You pervert!

How low! He hasn't grown up a bit since way back when!

--Indeed! --Keiko!

Are you done?

What are you sneaking around about?

You see, we're afraid of Urameshi-kun, is the thing.

You sure aren't bothered by talking to him.

If you're together with Urameshi-kun, you're going to get a bad reputation, too, Keiko!

Is that it?

Sure, he's a vulgar barbarian, but he's no real harm.

But the stories about Urameshi-kun are awful!

They say he's sought after by bad guys throughout the city!

And that anywhere he sets off to, two thousand men will move with him!

Hold on, it's nothing at all like that!

He couldn't get two people to move, let alone two thousand!

He only has a few friends, after all.

--Even so... --I'm still afraid of him!

Urameshi! Urameshi! Report to the guidance office immediately!

That Takenaka jerk's so persistent.

Seriously? He left you a wallet? What a bonus!

The guy tried to start something with me downtown,

so I told him that I was Urameshi's cousin!

You are so bad! If this gets out, you're gonna get killed!

No problem! "Even fools and blunt scissors are useful to the skilled," after all.

What is it?

U- Urameshi-kun!

S- sorry!

I don't want that crap!

Hey, what are you doing there!

Iwamoto-sensei!

You've got nothing to worry about now! What has he done to you?

Nothing, nothing at all...

Oh, so you're mugging people at school in broad daylight? You scum!

What?

There's no need for the likes of you to come to school! Get out, now!

Shut your hole! That's up to me to decide.

Sheesh. Play me for the fool, will he?

Ow, man! Who did that?

--Takenaka! --Add "-sensei" to that, "-sensei!"

Didn't you hear? I've been paging you for a while!

Stop bugging me! I'm leaving 'cause I was told to leave.

No doubt it's because you've done something wrong again!

I haven't done nothing!

Well, come to the guidance office anyway. I'll offer you some tea!

Today, I'm not letting you go home till night. Are you listening to me? Mm!?

It's just a toy.

Stay out of my business, would you?

Wait, Yusuke!

Sheesh! When I finally do feel like going to school,

everybody gives me some smug lecture...

They can't be serious! I'm sick of it!

What, are you just waking up?

Make some coffee.

Jeez, what's the use?

--Aren't you supposed to be at school? --It made me angry, so I took off.

If you're not going to go, just up and quit. School's not free, you know.

You're gonna give me a lecture too, Ma? I've had enough, okay?

If you don't like it, you can leave home.

Not that you've got what it takes to make it alone.

This is not my day, dammit! I'm really getting pissed off!

Urameshi...

You're such a pest, Kuwabara! Every single day!

Shut up and fight me! I am Number One at Sarayashiki Middle School!

I'll have you licking the soles of my shoes today, for sure!

I'm really in a bad mood today, see? I'm gonna beat you senseless!

So strong!

He's a demon!

Ah, that was refreshing.

Kuwabara-san, you should stop picking fights with Uramashi, already.

You have 0 wins, 156 losses now, Kuwabara-san.

Shut the hell up!

I'll do this until I've won!

Kuwabara-san!

Right, after that I met that child...

Thanks!

Look, you brat! It's dangerous here! Lots of cars are going by, you know!

What a fool! What a fool!

Hm, my performance still has what it takes, I guess.

Listen, don't run out into the road, 'cause it's dangerous, okay?

Go play somewhere safe.

He's still at it! There's just no helping a stupid kid like that!

Hey! That's dangerous! Don't run out into the street!

Hey!

Watch out!

That's right! I was hit by a car!

Then I've died?

Hold on-- then what am I doing here?

Don't tell me I'm what you'd call a ghost!

Bingo, bingo! Bin-go!

I didn't expect you to be so quick to understand.

Who the hell are you?

In a sudden accident such as this, there's so many people who don't believe it, you know!

I asked you who you were!

I'm your guide across the River Sanzu, Botan-chan!

In the west, I guess I'd be what you'd call the Grim Reaper. Pleased to meet you!

There's no "pleased to meet you" about it, okay, sweetheart?

You should try not to give dirty looks to servants from the Other World!

Despite how I look, I'm actually pretty shocked.