Vincent's Vow

Everyone talks about love.

But the only examples I see are hate.

Everywhere you look.

They say to throw your love out there and make a splash.

Maybe it changes something, maybe it doesn't.

But I believe, eventually,

that love ripples back.

Vince.

Vince.

Vincent!

Vincent, hey.

You told Stephen you were gonna be his groomsmen.

You committed.

You committed.

Stephen's groomsman.

You've got yourself like an hour

to get yourself cleaned up.

No, I'm not going.

Yeah, champagne is gonna be flowing.

And Vince,

You can keep that.

Lena Carlyle.

She's the maid of honor.

Still not going.

Wow.

Wow she's hot.

She's a fox.

Is that Lena?

Is that the line you use to make girls disappear?

Because I think it's working.

So are you happy?

I just wish Mom and Dad were here.

I wish they could see this.

Yeah, me too.

Well, you look beautiful, smile.

Steven and Lily.

Today you begin your journey together.

Let's think about together.

Together means to pick up the slack

when your partner is slacking.

At times, Lily, you must be his comfort.

And Stephen, you need to be her strength.

Becoming soulmates is a process.

Ya know; be open.

Right now, I don't have the strength.

I need you.

So this is what you call love?

I don't know anymore.

Well maybe, you should figure that out.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Come on, kiss her!

Woo!

Yeah, Stephen.

Mazel Tov! Namaste!

Champagne.

Hey, Paul.

- What's up, Vince? - What's up, man?

You'll never beat me to the booze, bro.

No, give it here, give it here.

Why else do we come to weddings?

Oh, I don't know, fellas.

Maybe for the vows or watching people fall in love.

What's up, D'Qwell?

Now I have a question.

- Uh - huh.

Who here is getting hitched next?

Dude, Vince or Manuelo, man.

I am never doing that.

Marriage is a workshop.

Where men work and women shop.

What I'm saying, DQ,

is that women are like ice cream from DQ, okay.

They're really good to taste,

but if you hang unto 'em too long

they melt into a sticky mess.

That's really gross.

A woman's love is like champagne.

It's sweet and the more it matures

the more nourishing it is.

Oh boy.

- Uh - huh.

Speaking of maturity.

Happy birthday, Vince.

Hey!

Let's party, guys.

Dirty 30!

Dirty 30.

Be careful with these old bones.

Maybe in about 15 years or so

I might start thinking about getting married.

But on one condition.

It's gotta be that woman.

Voila.

Mm mm.

Thou vivacious vixen.

Oh my gosh.

Thou waxeth of Shakespeare.

Thou waxeth of dumb.

Dumb!

D'Qwell.

You're too much of a dog.

Look, she's old enough to drink.

Why is Vince staring at me?

Probably because he thinks you're a fox.

Or he's just being a creep.

That's what I meant, Tara.

The other one's cute, though.

Ugh, don't waste your time, Tara.

They're probably just over there talking about fishing.

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Also, she's with Devon.

Ah, that's a good point.

That's true.

Men, that is all they do is fish for women.

Catch and release.

Hey, Baby.

Yes, Kadasha?

I didn't say crybaby.

Speaking of baby, what is it?

Don't know yet.

No ultra sound.

Probably another boy.

Mm.

Hey, we gotta go pick up Kyson.

All right, go wait by the car.

I'm gonna see you soon, babe.

Okay.

Listen, do me a solid favor.

No running around girl to girl.

Be a decent guy.

Okay, all right, yup.

Love you, numb nuts.

Love you too, man.

All right, I've got an idea.

Lay it on me.

Let's drink all the champagne.

We've already gone through two bottles.

And then shots to celebrate Vince's 30th.

Hey, congrats, sir!

I'm in no matter what, dude, seriously.

No matter.

I still love you, Vince.

No matter.

Vince!

Where you going?

Lena.

Do you want some champagne?

Um, I should really get back to my friends,

but entertaining conversation.

Uh, speaking of entertainment.

Um, uh...

Do you like stage plays?

Only if it's Shakespeare.

That's perfect, because he's like my favorite

and the Gillioz is putting on Romeo and Juliet

in the next couple of months and I've got tickets.

Cool.

So, what are you doing Friday night?

Dinner and a movie, with me.

Lena's my girl.

I don't see a ring.

Come on.

Easy, easy, easy.

Devon! Devon!

Hey, hey, Devon, he's drunk, man.

Chill out.

You good?

You good?

I'm good.

Stay away from my girl.

Babe, let's go.

What's wrong with you?

Is, is she gonna be okay?

Hey, he wasn't drunk, was he?

Is he drunk?

Will you go check on her?

You okay?

Hey.

Vince.

Hey!

Vince!

Hey, Vincent.

Valentina?

Hey.

I haven't seen you since, uh.

Our last date.

Where you broke up with me.

I go away for two years and.

I mean, come on, Vince.

I called you probably 100 times.

And I left you messages.

I never forgot about you.

I'm really sad you left, actually.

Where'd you go?

Away.

I think I'm in love with you.

Is this what you call love, Vince?

So this is what you call love?

I'll show you what love is.

Okay.