Alex & Eve

It is high time that you get married, Alexandre.

Soon, nobody wants him anymore.

Look at your brother. He is married and has a child, soon maybe two.

Someone must bring the Karrastopoulosätten on.

But we'll never be a wedding picture where -just toilet paper!

All married I do feel bad. - That's life.

You get married, you have children, you feel bad ... But you're married!

Otherwise aged man alone. - And die alone.

You need a woman who cooks, cleans, cuts your toenails ...

Come and get yourself a little muscle on my gym -

So you get lots of women since.

I would take Stavroula. She has a good job and lots of money.

How much? - Two properties at Circular Quay.

I can meet girls on their own.

When I die, then? - Yes, if it comes to that.

I may never get married!

What a shame. Your little brother getting married before you.

Your dad's so handsome, dressed up to the spirit in the bottle.

Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.

Are you a part of this marriage of free will? - Yes.

Get out, all men. It is time for the women's party.

Pythagoras, Greek course, showed that C² = a² + b².

When will we get use to it?

You play football, huh? If you lift weights? - Yes, to gain muscle.

Mathematics trains the muscles up here -

So you get better at football.

No cell phones in class, the tutor!

I will not. - We always go out on Fridays!

Claire will bring a colleague. - I do not like to be paired.

Is he talking with his girlfriend? - He's gay.

Your students say you're gay. - They always do.

Now you can prove otherwise.

No, I never set my foot in a bar again.

Talk to her. She is Greek, it will appear on the mustache.

Sorry! - Will not you help me up?

Well, of course.

Sorry.

How did it go?

Apart from the fracture and should dress ...

Take the barstool, you. - No, I do not want it.

Well, take it. - I'll take it.

It was Greek. - I'm not greek.

What the hell am I doing ...? - What did you say?

I was hittvingad.

I also! I have worked in court all day and a colleague took me here.

So you're a lawyer? - Greedy and uncaring ... I know.

No, I thought extol the legal profession. - So you're a lawyer?

No, I'm a math teacher.

Should not you be at home and solve equations?

I calculated the probability of meeting someone nice here.

How big was it? - I have not finished counting yet.

My name is Eve. - Alex.

So you've found each other.

What a beautiful view.

Yes, I see it from work every day, but have never climbed.

What oaustraliskt of you! - Have you done it?

No, I'm afraid of heights.

Dad went over that bridge 40 years ago, with $ 20 in his pocket.

He jumped on a boat and said, "Take me to the Harbour Bridge!"

Two days later, he met a grumpy old Greek.

"Are you Greek? This is my daughter."

When they reached the bridge was mom and dad promised.

Four houses and a souvlakibar later, here I am.

My parents have only one house.

They use the notes as insulation, as all Arabs.

You will probably not sleep much last night. - I do not live with Paul.

Do you live alone? - No.

At the parents? - It's a little hard to explain ...

I live with my. The real estate market is difficult and the rent is just ...

... Dead money. My father's words. - It's Mom's standard phrase.

See you. - Do not do anything I would not do.

What do we do now?

What is everyone doing at this time. - What is it?

I'm a bit of a speed demon. - You do not say...

What have you been drinking? - No, it is against my religion.

But above all, let me be for the sake of calories.

Hello there! So there you must not do.

Shut up! Mind your own business!

Incredible! - Yes, what is it with people ...?

Alexandre? Is it you? - Yes, Daddy.

Thanks for the ride.

I usually let my students meet with professionals of foreign origin ...

It's probably not a good idea. - Why not?

I take 480 per hour.

I'm just kidding.

How you going to get married when you're doing that?

Pinched you see her ass? Come, I will show.

Prepared? Come on, lift!

Take in! Come on! One more!

One, two ... So yes!

Six ... Well, take in!

With crossed legs. Very nice!

Hello, girls.

A crappy, crappy two, three shit ...

I apologize.

It's time for something fun, exciting and stimulating: Algebra!

The Arabs invented algebra. - The Greeks invented everything, Rima!

Rima's right. The Arabs invented it, but the Greeks made it sexy.

Alpha, Beta ... - ... gamma neck.

Hi.

Can I come in? - Sure, come on in.

Miss El Masry's lawyer -

And will talk to you about the law as a career choice.

Come out, you bäfvans lawyer!

Stop boast your Shakespeare Quote, schoolmaster.

Excuse me, are you single? - I only helps.

As if she was dating a teacher. - What is wrong with the teacher?

Give the iron, the schoolmaster. - Talk about personal chemistry.

You have to think about chemistry in the next lesson.

When I was your age were also losers to school.

"I was an immigrant kid who no one believed" -

"But I struggled and succeeded." Recognize this?

How many of you want to contribute to society?

Giving voice to those who do not have their own voice.

Defending human rights?

How many of you want to get rich?

If he asks, do you go out with him?

You are persistent, that's good. - What the hell did you call me ?!

Thanks for letting me come here. - Thanks! Students liked you.

Okay bye.

You should have asked her. - I told you he's gay.

Why did you do it?

I thought about it, but saw before me that our parents met.

When should you stop adapt to your parents? Call her!

Mr. Karrastopoulos! Here comes the unwanted son.

Hey, it's Eve. Leave a message.

Servant. Hi.

This is Alex from school. I just wanted to say hi -

And thank you for coming today.

And...

You have Burns to Crown tomorrow morning, Claire.

Tack.

The food is delicious, Mrs. Karrastopoulos.

It does not fit, you can cook your own food.

Send the bread. Wake!

Behave yourself, Stav. - He's gone.

Sorry.

Hello? - If I call inappropriate?

No not at all! - I was going to ask if you want ...

Why do you have a Muslim books? - A moment.

They are Paul. He is dating a Muslim. But I advise him.

Why do you do it? - Because she's a Muslim!

Are you happy, Paul? - I love her.

Do not listen to this idiot. So what if she is Muslim?

Just our boys are happy. - Amen!

Thousands of women, and you choose a Muslim?

How do you stand out? - Alcohol in quantities.

Sorry about that. Want to go for a drink sometime?

It's probably not a good idea. - Personal chemistry, then? Students saw it.

It is not. - So you agree? Just a drink!

No, you do not drink. No ... pork steak? Vegetarian?

I'm sorry, Alex. It was nice meeting you.

She's checking you out.

The church is the perfect pickup instead.

I'm just trying to help.

Picks up on my wife in the church?

Incompetent.

I got engaged on Saturday, with my cousin Abdul.

Cousin? - It's okay in our religion.

Every Lebanese is married to his cousin.

Do not look so shocked, it was allowed in England too.

Yes, but it's not 1500 anymore earnings ratio.

When are you getting married? - Next year. If you know you know it.

A friend of mine recently met a Muslim woman, and said the same thing.

Where they met? - At a bar.

She drank alcohol? - No water.

Dating you a Muslim? - No, a friend.

Be careful you do not get a rod of her brothers.

What do you see in him, Sara? - His cock is as great as his ego.

If she is a believer bet she did not wholeheartedly until she marries.

A wise Muslim does not choose a non - Muslim. The parents are insane!

He has good job, good family ... - Our values ​​differ.

You're damn smoked. - Chris ...

You're damn smoked.

You must work on your love life. - Yes, you need a girlfriend.

Why do I need it? - You see empty out.

Yes, it radiates not about you.

It fixes most of the brothel for $ 180.

Hello. - Stalking is a crime.

It's not stalking if you only do it once. I hope...

How can you be sure that you do not say to yourself in 30 years:

"Alex should have had a chance. He was lactose intolerant, but okay."

She gives you a chance. - Really?

Paja not a cliché biodejt only.

I had imagined this.

GIFT VOUCHER

Yeah, do you have any brothers? - Five pieces.

But do not worry, they sit inside.

What are you doing?

Is she Greek? - No, but she would like.

I like her already. - You will love her.

She talks about her problems, you should not try to solve them.

I have been a real casanova.

Go to a fancy place, was not stingy. Here you get.

Have fun now. - Thanks.

He is matchless.

How is the weather in Beirut? - Do not yell, they can hear you.

Show us the husband.

Come and visit now.

How's it going? - Eve! Eve!