Back to School [La Grande Classe]

NETFLIX PRESENTS

DIDEROT MIDDLE SCHOOL

Linda?

Yes?

Nothing. Forget it.

Who the fuck is missing?

Jonathan, Miss. As Usual.

- I'm here. - Not you.

Not you, Jonathan Lopez.

What are you doing?

- You're late! - I was taking a shit, Miss.

Pinet, Small Dick.

Do you piss fat, too?

You gonna take this fucking picture?

Leave him alone...

Bozo, you want to get your ass kicked?

So, three...

- two, one... - Cheese!

The main innovation offered at Cowabunga

is our range of approximation algorithms NP-hard optimization problems.

With an approximation ratio,

for the run-time complexity,

less than 168

and a...

logarithmic memory space.

That's it.

It's hot in here!

Well...

Do you know the story of the donkey with one testicle?

The donkey with one testicle?

- What was that? - Talent, I guess!

Ten years of funding!

We need to hire dozens of new programmers.

- And boost our bandwidth. - Yeah, but first?

- Right, update our platforms. - But first?

- New business cards. - But first?

Shots!

- Come party with us! - I'm fine with my beer.

Shot, shot, shot!

I'm dead...

What time is it?

I have no clue... I have no clue...

So, Jo...

- Get home safe. - I will.

- Promise? - Promise.

- Take care. - See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow!

Hey! My bike!

Pierre-Yves!

Pierre-Yves Clément. PYC!

Hey kids, say hello to PYC!

Nicolas Baudelot!

Yannick Bichat.

Grade 6 D.

- How are you? - How are you? You haven't changed!

Do you live in Paris?

- Yes. - I still live in Brétigny.

We just flew in from India. Have you been to India?

- No. - We loved it!

The kids witnessed poverty over there.

- I guess so. - You witnessed poverty, didn't you?

I know your next question.

- Nothing. - Exactly.

Nada, zip, zero.

No stomachache...

So, darling... the kids... the gas...

Sorry, darling, but I'm talking with an old friend.

Kids, say bye to Pierre-Yves!

- I'll see you this weekend. - There you go.

Namaste!

"This weekend"? What's he talking about?

DIDEROT SCHOOL REUNION

What a bitch! Flageot invited everyone but us. Aren't you pissed?

Who cares? We changed schools to get away from Lopez, Hervé and those guys.

Yeah, but I want to see them.

Click on their profiles. It'll save you time.

Smart move. I have one.

Anthony Loupard...

No way! Looping!

With his bike in a wedding photo! Is he for real?

"My baby..." The bike or the wife?

Hold on, click on Manu.

Manu.

No.

With his mom in the cover photo!

Look at his style. He still thinks this is the 2000s!

Search for Jonathan Lopez.

What happened to him?

Jonathan Lopez.

There are plenty of Jonathan Lopezes on Facebook.

- Ah, no! - Let's go!

It'll bring up bad memories.

Exactly, it's about time to get over it.

We weren't the coolest then, but look at us now!

We're successful!

- Let's show off! - Okay.

- Really? - No.

Okay.

Brétigny Station.

Man, she was checking you out. Why not give her your number?

And embarrass myself in front of everyone?

Stop thinking you're still fat!

When was the last time you got laid?

I don't know, but...

I'm not a one-night-stand kind of guy. I won't fuck a girl, then...

- Fuck another one... - Hi, my baby.

These Parisians, always grumpy.

Hello, Chantal!

Pierre-Yves, you haven't changed.

A little. How are you?

Hurry up, boys. I'm double-parked.

Are you going to have a snack at home?

It depends, do you have Pop-Tarts?

- I could buy some if you want. - No...

You're sweet, but I can't come over because...

I'm 32 years old...

That's it. Okay!

Silly boy!

- Enjoy your snack, Jonathan! - Yeah, right!

All three sixth grade classes of 2000 will be there.

How nice! A class reunion!

Guy, did you know that Christelle Flageot is now the new principal?

Oh, yeah?

Right.

Bye, Mom.

Be careful with my car.

Bye, Dad.

No way!

The pop-mobile!

Fuck, yeah!

You gotta do what you gotta do.

That's the spirit! We're gonna knock them dead.

Let's hit the road!

"Where we're going, we don't need...

roads."

- Here it goes! - Oh, no. No.

It's good luck, man.

I'll clean it up or my dad is gonna kill me.

You know the saying: "Shit on the windshield..."

It's just shit on the windshield.

PYC, you should know... Tonight I have a secret plan.

Yeah?

- What's that? - A note for Linda Gauthier.

It was in my pocket for all of sixth grade.

Linda Gauthier, Lopez's girlfriend?

It's been ten years. She hasn't been my fantasy in forever.

Are you kidding me? These are my memories.

You want to give it to her tonight?

Yeah, it's cute and it's a good ice breaker.

- "Ice breaker"... - It's true...

- Way to go, Jo! - I know.

It feels weird being back here.

Nothing has changed!

Check that out!

Christelle Flageot, the ball sucker, sucking balls, she hasn't changed.

Christelle!

- How are you? - I'm fine.

Pierre-Yves.

Pierre-Yves Clément.

Of course, Pierre-Yves Clément!

Sorry, we hadn't heard from you since sixth grade, we didn't...

You haven't changed!

Yes, I have. A little.

- So, now you're the boss? - Exactly.

That's cool.

It makes sense since your dad was the principal

and now, it's you.

It has nothing to do with my dad. I was the best candidate.

Yeah, sure.

- Christelle! - Juliette Simonin! How are you?

- Come on. - You didn't follow the dress code!

I'm invisible to everyone but you?

To be fair, you lost half a ton.

At least they will leave me alone.

- Hello! - Hello!

- Be careful, it's cashmere. Thanks. - Okay.

It looks like an American prom night!

Champagne?

Champagne.

Champagne, it is.

Here, for my bud

and one for lil' old me.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Let's see here.

Hang on... It's Christian Da Silva!

The good-looking guy?

Where? Behind the walrus?

No, it's him, the walrus!

No shit!

That's him!

Check this out!

Who invited that old bag?

Party crasher...

lured by the smell of food.

Check this out!

The Trahn sisters. They're still hot!

You think I can tap that? At least one of them?

The Trahns always mocked you. Didn't you come to get revenge?

I can get revenge with my dick.

Classy.