Dirty Ice Cream

Encoded BY BONE

Finally! Only panties are left.

What’s her problem?

The hot weather is expected to continue due to the heat wave,

with temperatures in Manila forecasted to reach 40 degrees Celsius,

with a heat index soaring up to 45 degrees.

Honey, I’m leaving in 30 minutes.

The police continue their investigation into the successive cases

of burglaries in various subdivisions in Metro Manila.

- I'm melting over here! - It's so hot!

- Oh, wait. - What’s yours?

Don’t touch it.

Don’t touch it.

You're so naughty.

Oh my gosh.

He’s really something.

Come on.

Buy first.

Oh, nice!

- Sir, have an ice cream! - Oh, it's so good!

- Ice cream! - Hey! Why are you taking your shirt off?

Why? Do you prefer me wearing a jacket?

- You’re disgusting. - You’re too nosy!

- Do you want me to undress instead? - That’s more disgusting!

I can’t take this anymore, it’s too hot in here!

Seriously, look at this person, so gross.

I mean, just look at him, he's really disgusting.

Oh, Rocemay!

Why are you here?

Weren’t you having coffee downstairs?

And you, what are you doing here?

What are you looking at?

Do you want ice cream? Goodness, it's so hot!

That's why I left Tuguegarao, right? But it's also hot here.

Do you really want ice cream, or a popsicle?

You have such a dirty mouth!

What’s dirty about it? I’m just asking.

That’s your type right? Like your ex-boyfriend,

the driver who was a thief then disappeared?

Whatever, I'll just clean up here.

Okay, go ahead, go downstairs and hurry up.

Go on, go on.

Hon!

Where are you headed to again?

Are you playing golf again?

Honey, it’s just not about golf...

As I’ve said before,

come with me so you can see.

No!

Just do me!

- So hot! - That's enough.

He doesn't want you, sis.

Shit.

This is so frustrating!

No!

I’m cumming!

Shit!

I’ll call you later.

Screw you!

Oh, what's she doing?

Look at her!

Hey Aini, you're using up too much water!

What's going on with you?

It's so hot.

I can't take it anymore. I'm really going to buy ice cream.

It's so hot, right?

Is there a brownout?

- Do you have electricity? - Nope. And it’s hot, right?

- Oh, there's ice cream. - Come on.

- Buy me some! - Let's go.

It’s so hot!

Excuse me!

Hm, it’s really really hot.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Hold this for me.

How much if I buy all of this?

Ma'am, I'm sorry, but someone else bought it.

Oh...

I’m sure the maids will understand.

Right, maids?

I’ll buy all of that, and I was here before her.

So, please tell me, how much?

Ma’am, we’re really sorry,

- we want to accommodate you but-- - But I'll take care of it.

Because you're special to us, ma'am, we'll prioritize you.

Which flavor would you like?

Hold this too.

What tastes the best,

aside from the two of you?

Ma’am? What was that?

What I mean is, what would you recommend?

- Which is it? - Ah, ma’am--

chocolate.

Chocolate?

Yes, ma’am, chocolate.

Okay, give me.

Oh...

Uh, ma’am...

Here.

It really is good.

Oh, sorry,

I forgot my wallet at home.

Can you accompany me so I can pay you?

Ma'am, don't worry, it's cheap anyway.

I insist.

Come on.

- Ma’am your-- - You take care of this, okay?

- Oh right! - What are you looking at?

What would you like, ma'am?

Young man...

Ma’am?

I will bring you to paradise.

For the ice cream...

For your dad,

and for your mom.

And for your siblings...

And for me.

Hey, that took you a while!

That’s a lot, give me that!

Good boy!

Come on.

Ice cream.

Geng,

are you not irritated by that annoying sound?

It’s too hot, why don’t you take a bath?

I feel hot, but I still feel too lazy to bathe.

Well, at least change your clothes, you're sweating buckets.

Wow, you're really concerned?

Why do I sense you're about to ask me to do something stupid?

You've been sweating a lot since earlier, haven’t you?

What's going on? Is it the ice cream vendors again?

Rocemay, you're acting stupid.

Is that how students behave in the school where the nuns taught you?

Well, let’s go!

Where are you taking me?

What are you talking about? Just relax.

It’s too hot.

- Where are you... - Come on.

- Where are you taking me? - Ice cream vendors!

Psst! Hey!

- Me? - Yeah, you!

Just a second, ma’am.

What’s up?

This is what you want, right? Ice cream?

Bro, hold this for me.

- I’ll take it from here. - You got this?

Sorry, one for you?

Ma'am, I'm sorry for letting the lady cut you earlier,

but here, it’s free for the both of you.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

- Do you still have any leftover ice cream? - Yes, ma'am, but...

there’s only a few left.

- How much is it? - How-- how much?

- Yeah, I’ll buy all of it. - Just a moment.

Bro, come here, faster!

- Here, ma'am. I'll be back! - Come on! Hurry up!

The lady is asking how much for the leftover ice cream?

Five thousand, ma’am.

Five thousand, the two of you included?

- Um... Six thousand. - Um... Six thousand.

Six thousand? Deal.

Ladies, I'll take all of those, okay?

Faster!

I’ll treat you all tomorrow.

- Rocemay, you're crazy! -

- We don't have any electricity! -

- We'll be back, ma'am! - We’re sorry, guys.

So what if there isn't any?

Let's put it here.

- Wait, I’ll push it from behind. - Okay.

Wait, one, two, three.