Z Nation

Hey, hey, hey.

Another quiet Saturday night here at the top of the world.

If you can hear my voice, let me just say

I'm glad you're still alive.

The Great Zombie Zunami of 03

continues to pound the prairie into dust,

headed south from Nebraska into Kansas.

This hive minded crowd of a million plus zombies

is crushing everything in its random path, so

watch your ass out there.

Keep your hands and feet inside the boat,

and don't feed the animals.

This is Citizen Z.

Signing off.

Mays!

What you got, Mays? What you got?

Hernandez!

Ooooo! Ooooo! Ooooo!

Ooooo!

Could you do that more quietly?

Hello there.

Is someone trying to hack me?

Sneaking in the side door, huh?

Nobody hacks me.

Not now. Not ever.

No entry without an invitation.

Jeez, I'm working here!

Now to follow you right back...

You clumsy dimwitted amateur!

What do we have here? Wait.

Do we have a Black Ops post in Budapest? Or is that Bucharest?

Oh Jumanji.

Dude!

A fireball from outer space gives the base a haircut,

and you got nothing for me?

Saturday night is picking up.

Okay, that's pretty crazy town.

That's impossible.

I read once that you could drink your own urine.

But all I'm pissin' is dust.

Water isn't gonna find you just sitting there.

Why are you so freaking chipper?

I've been wondering that myself.

Maybe it's cuz I conserve my precious bodily fluids.

What is that?

Is it an earthquake?

More like a zombie quake.

Goddamn guys just won't quit.

I suggest we run for it.

Come on, people. Pick it up.

I...

We...

can't. Dehydrated.

Come on. Keep movin'.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on! Move it!

This way!

Wait!

Don't shoot!

Don't move or I'll shoot!

Go ahead.

Make my apocalypse.

Reach for the sky!

Uh,

all right, ummm.

Put your hands... up.

Hands up.

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Yeah.

I am friend.

Friend?

You can take your helmet off.

The air is safe.

The air is not safe.

Yes, yes it is. The air is safe.

Yeah, see.

The air is safe.

Okay.

So that's it?

We're all just gonna lie down and die?

Doc!

Knock it off, Murphy.

Three days without water, man.

The human body hits the wall.

There must be thousands of them.

Millions.

They're migrating.

Migrating to where?

South for the winter.

Zs don't like the cold.

Kid's got it.

We had a place up in North Dakota

near Fort Yates,

quiet little place right on the river.

Couple dozens of us having a go.

I mean, zombie bison every once in a while,

but that was as bad as it got.

Then the rumbling started and never stopped.

Well where'd they come from?

Refugee camp up in Alberta.

Over a million people. No food. No water.

It got ugly.

They all turned in a week.

We shoulda kept running.

You couldn't get around them?

This herd is miles wide. I mean it's got a mind of its own.

You can't move fast enough to get around it.

And every single thing it overruns just adds to its crowd,

you know fast zombies, healthy zombies,

like the ones that just got my friend Buck.

Hey man, you gonna share that with the class?

It ain't water.

Pass it around, whatever it is.

Go easy on it.

Homemade hooch ain't for everyone.

Easy man. Come on. It's got to last me.

Anti-freeze and...

Castor oil.

We've got to get out of here.

He's right.

Okay, this room isn't secure.

We got to find some place more secure.

What's back there?

Morgue.

Let's go.

You heard the lady! Let's go!

Yeah, yeah, all right.

Nuh-uh, no way.

This place is a death trap.

Good, very good. This tea is...

Earl Grey?

That's right. Earl Grey.

It's my favorite.

Huh. It's my favorite too.

We have in common much, you and I.

So, Yuri.

I think we got to address the eight hundred pound gorilla

in the room.

No. It's an expression.

It's American slang.

Sorry.

All right. Look,

okay, how did you get here?

Yes, yes, yes.

Ummm, on I.S.S.

International Space Station.

You were on the International Space Station?

Oh that's right, it's still up there.

When Houston and Moscow...

stop, went dark, we were... alone.

Wow, that was like three years ago.

That's a long time to be alone.

A long time, yes.

After time, the food was gone.

The system... stop, stop working.

The air, the heat.

So Soyuz escape pod bring me to you.

Wow, that must've been one hell of a ride.

What about the others?

Others?

The rest of your crew?

No crew.

Only Yuri.

Your crew?

No crew.

Only Citizen Z.

To surviving.

To surviving.

Poor dog.

All the excitement must've tuckered him out.

I wonder where they're all going.

Nowhere.

They're zombies.

Be glad they don't have a leader.

Now what?

We wait them out.

We can't just stay here and wait to die.

Do you hear that or is that just in my head?

I hope it's rats.

I think it's coming from in here.

Awww, damn.

How's a guy supposed to relax with all that going on?

I'll open it.

You pike it.

Don't open that drawer. Just leave it alone.

Calm down.

One.

Two.

Three.

I think it's coming from this one.

You okay?

Yeah.

Feel free to help out next time, Murphy.

You got an ear in your hair.

What's new?

They're coming in.

Settle down.

I don't know.

We don't have much choice.