Palm Trees and Power Lines

Mom?

Are you gonna get up?

You have work.

I'm gonna go in late.

This is one of my absolute favorite looks

because everything's very fresh, dewey, not too much.

We're just gonna be able to do a little more with this.

And then I like to go from the corner up like this.

So we're going from the natural eye shape.

So we just have this dramatic thing here that enhances

what we've already got, which I really love.

Great, love that.

Look how your eyes just like totally pop.

It looks great.

Next week we're gonna be doing lip liner tutorials,

so I hope you guys will tune in, like, subscribe.

She could have done literally anything.

You always talk about her, what about me?

You're never on my corner.

Oh, yes, she can text me.

She can send me apology.

We've been friends.

I didn't wanna hear her on the phone.

She can send me apology.

Stop.

See, he's hot.

Oh my God Leah, he just looked at your boobies.

Stop it, no, he didn't.

He so did.

You're so obvious.

No, I'm not.

Yes you are.

Could I please get the strawberry frosted?

Sprinkles or no sprinkles?

Sprinkles.

It's like someone busted a nut

right in the middle of that.

Ew, Amber.

You're disgusting.

Oh my God, you're driving me crazy.

I'm sorry, can you just turn the sound off?

You're on your phone all the time.

'Cause I'm fucking bored.

Well, in a few weeks you'll be complaining

that you're back in school.

Well, you know, you could get a summer job.

If you want, you could come and do a few hours

a week with me.

No thank you.

Have you even started your summer reading?

Going to.

You haven't even started it yet?

Mom, stop, I told you I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna go out.

What?

I just made this whole dinner.

You're gonna just leave me all alone.

You're fine, mom.

No, I'm not.

You didn't even like him.

Yes, I did.

You're so mean to me.

No, I'm not, you just don't like what I'm saying.

Does it feel good?

I'm gonna cum.

Can you move over?

Yeah, sorry.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Bitch.

Stop, these are fucking new, stop.

Stop, stop, stop.

Can't call a girl she's heavy.

You are though.

I'm gonna get an eating disorder now.

No, no.

She was a 10 when she was in middle school, but, you know,

got bad, so she's like a seven now.

Too hot, she's like six possibly.

Six, 6.5, whatever.

But Sarah.

She's so hot.

Oh, she's, oh God.

So she's like a nine.

I agree she's like a nine for sure.

She's like an 11.

Maybe higher.

What a beautiful, what's the word?

Voluptuous?

Curvy, whatever, she's fire.

What, no.

Yeah, see, thank you.

Brings back memories.

Jared stop.

That's so rude, you're gonna have to clean it all up.

Stop, that's so rude.

I don't care.

Excuse you Leah.

I'm ready for, you guys ready?

Yeah, let's roll.

Oh, we haven't gotten the check yet.

That's 'cause we're piecing.

Guys.

Ladies first, come on.

We can just meet you at Seven-11 if you want.

No, I don't wanna do that.

Okay, suit yourself.

We're gonna go, come on.

Come on.

All right fuck, let's go, come on.

Hey, where you going?

Hey, stop it.

Stop, said you stop and stay right here.

Ow, get off of me.

And you too.

Both of you, get inside right now.

Leah.

Let go of me.

I said stay here.

Get the fuck off of me.

- Get off you her. - You get inside right now.

You come.

Hey, what are you doing, man?

Those fucking kids didn't pay their bill, man.

You don't hit a fucking girl like that.

Get back inside right now.

Hey.

Hi.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Must have hurt.

You need any help?

No thanks.

Even just a ride, no.

No rides from strangers.

That's a very fair and responsible point.

Understood.

But I'm probably just gonna have to keep you company

while you walk then, right?

Just to make sure you get home safely.

What do you wanna listen to?

Thinking, Top 40, huh?

No.

Maybe they're a country gal, is that what you are?

No, I got it.

Oldies.

You can't go wrong with the oldies, come on.

All right.

All right, she likes the oldies.

Come on, get in.

Don't murder me, okay?

I promise I will not.

Where are we going?

Just keep heading straight.

What's your name?

Leah.

What's yours?

Tom.

Make a right.

You got it.

Is it cool if I smoke in here?

Sure, just roll the window down.

All right, let me have a drag.

Yeah, these are disgusting.

I quit a long time ago.

So why didn't you go with your friends?

I don't know.

They're arseholes for leaving you.

They're just dumb sometimes.

Well, I think you're a lot more mature than them.

Serious.

Yeah, you seem cool.

You should be hanging out with people

who are a lot more on your level.

Right up here is good.

Well, it was really nice meeting you.

I should give you my phone number,

in case you need a ride again.

How old are you?

I'm 34, how old are you?

I'm 17.

Thank you.

Yeah, no problem.

Bye.

What is he doing here?

Leah.

Think you and Jared are gonna start dating.

I don't know.

Well, would you want to like, if he asked?

Probably not.

I thought you were like obsessed with him.

Not really, I like somebody else.

What?

Oh my God, you like Darren?

Ew, Darren, no.

Well then who?

Oh my God, who, who, who?

He goes to another school.

What school?

I don't even know anyone that goes to another school.