Jeg er din (I Am Yours) (Jeg er din)

I AM

YOURS

My name is Mina. I am 27 years old.

I'm an actress. I have a son named Felix.

Hey! Be careful.

Check it out.

Looks like you need some more milk, to make them bigger.

I like to dance. And...

play guitar.

And read.

So, are you sure...?

Definitely. Don't worry about it.

I'll be in touch if you get the part.

Okay.

Great. Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Hello, sweetheart, this is your mother.

I miss you so much.

Hello, can you hear me?

Can't you come tomorrow?

Felix and I are going swimming.

In water? Chlorine just makes his skin dry.

Don't be silly. Come around tomorrow.

Felix needs to know that his grandmother loves him.

Hello? Can you hear me?

Oh, and bring some sweets with you.

Golab Jamun and Barfi.

See you tomorrow.

Why don't you want to go to Grandma's?

Stop nagging!

I'm so tired of taking medicines. I don't get any rest anyway.

Her back hurts a lot.

Just her back?

Help Grandma.

Let me...

No, it's okay.

If only someone would take care of me.

No, no.

It's so lovely when you give me a massage, sweetheart.

You know, young people today...

When they grow up...

They don't take care of their parents anymore.

I'll go in and see Grandma.

Don't wake Grandma!

You'll just upset her.

She won't listen.

Tell me, my dear, how are you?

Fine. And you?

I hear you're not too well.

My back is killing me.

Sweetheart, don't go yet!

I think naprapathy might help.

Forget it. This pain will bother me for the rest of my life.

Tell me. This house you designed...

How much did you make from the job?

Well... I'm doing all right.

Architects are busy these days?

Sure.

We're getting by. Right, Felix?

Sure.

It's been nice, but we have to go. Say bye to Mummy.

You'll call? I'll give you the number.

See you next week. Bye, sweetheart.

Come more often. It makes me happy.

I will.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay?

Great.

Felix!

Bye.

Bye, Felix.

Love you, sweetie.

Remember to come and see me.

I will.

What a fine man.

Imagine if he were still a member of the family.

That would be wonderful.

He would never have left you, Mina, if you hadn't flirted with other men.

Don't you agree?

Did you miss me?

Yes, I did.

Sure?

Did you miss me?

That little?

This much!

No, it was... That casting session I told you about.

It all went to hell.

Why?

They all ask such stupid questions.

They're a different breed.

You've got that right.

Screw them.

Yes.

What's up?

Dammit...

Shit, it's my girlfriend.

She has phoned so many times.

We were supposed to have a Skype meeting.

There's a press conference tomorrow. She has to prepare for it.

I forgot about it.

I have to go.

Now? You just got here!

It was supposed to be now.

You two are going to Skype right now?

Sorry.

Okay.

This is... But I've got to...

I have to run, because... Line will go nuts if I don't.

Just go, if it's important.

I'm so sorry.

Would you like the wine?

Yes.

Looking for something in particular?

Some sunglasses, maybe.

They're great. You should try them on.

Look at those! They're really great.

I won't try to sell you anything, convert you,

or make you my second wife.

You live in Oslo?

No. I'm here with my film.

It opened yesterday at the Festival.

Did it do well?

A hit. No. I don't know.

You're a director?

Yes. And a screenwriter.

I consider screenwriting the hardest job in film.

I'm an actress.

I knew it.

You knew it?

My first thought:

She's an actress! It's true.

On stage, in films...?

It varies.

Right now, I'm making a short film.

What about?

A man who turns into a dog.

A man who turns into a dog?

That's brilliant.

You play the dog?

No!

You're starring in it.

I know it sounds a little weird, but...

I'll have to see it.

Yes, maybe.

Did you see Pinchcliffe Grand Prix?

Sure. It's a classic.

I saw it today at the Cinematheque.

I love the message. The whole central intrigue.

Gore-Slimey has worked for Reodor in the past.

And he's stolen the Supergizmometer. And then...

Everything changes, and he becomes World Champion.

Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me?

You live near here?

Some gum?

Yes, please.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

How about a cup of coffee?

Or a glass of wine? Tea? Pizza?

I don't eat pizza with strangers.

Stranger? Me?

We've known each other for 300 metres.

You're right.

So, how about that cup of coffee? Or a pizza?

Maybe after 500 metres?

My mother is still angry that they spent so much money

kidnapping me to Pakistan when I was 14.

But Dad is just pissed off because he missed the pools that week.

Because he had to bring me there.

That's their way of thinking.

Really?

Yes, but... It was a long time ago.

What happened?

Dad went back home.

I lived with these religious relatives I'd never met before.

He went home again?

Yes.

But I did all right.

Learned the language.

The culture. Blended right in, like a chameleon.

For real?

Yes. But it's long ago.

How come you came back here again?

I got bored, so...

I made out with a cousin.

I don't usually kiss my relatives, but...

You made out with your cousin?

Yes. A real taboo.

And... we got caught.

And then... Oh God! I'm actually telling you this.

So I was forced to go back to Norway with Dad.

Now you're looking at me as though I'm mad, and I should have kept quiet.

Did I scare you off now?

No, not at all.

You're not married?

No.

Not anymore.

But you have been?

Yes.

Okay, but you don't have six kids tucked away somewhere?